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23:11 (Published Novel) - Day 26-30
Day 26-30
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Day 026
11:11pm
Rico: I back-read our messages. I’m just thinking, is this our very first LQ¹?
Rico: We are so sweet!
Rico: We actually have LQ. :”D
12:10am
Rico: I know you’re online because you just posted a status.
Rico: “I hate fake people. I hate you.”
Rico: ????
12:21am
Rico: Are you pointing at a certain someone?
12:34am
Rico: Why aren’t you talking?
1:38am
Rico: I don’t know what to do… I’m going crazy… Why aren’t you replying to me? 😦
1:52am
Rico: Before, we were still fine… what happened to us now? (シ_ _)シ
Rico: Can’t we work this out somehow? ＜(。_。)＞
1:54am
Rico: Are you breaking up with me?? (>_<)
Rico: Do you need space? (‘･_･’)
Rico: Do you need time to think? (•ิ_•ิ)?
Rico: Is it you or is it me? ∑(O_O；)
1:55am
Rico: I’ll give you anything. Everything. I just want you to come back to me, babe. (◎-◎；)
1:56am
Rico: Okay I’ll stop, I was just joking, don’t be angry okay… D:
2:01am
Rico: I’m running out of emoticons. 😦
Seen 2:28am
Rico: Jhing????
Jhing: Fuck you.
Rico: Oh no, don’t fuck m….. When? Where? :))))
Rico: Just kidding. 🙂 😦
Rico: Are you angry?? Why???
Rico: Oi?
Seen 2:33am
Rico: Jhing…
Rico: Hello?
Seen 3:45am
Rico: Jhing….
Rico: I can’t sleep. You’ve been mad at me for two days now…
Rico: What did I do? What happened?
Seen 4:52am
Rico: Jhing…
Jhing: Why are you still online? It’s annoying.
Rico: Because you don’t want to talk to me. 😦
Rico: What happened?
Jhing: You happened.
Jhing: Leave me alone.
Rico: But Jhing…
5:07am
Jhing: Stop calling me Jhing. We’re not even close. I don’t even know you. You don’t know me either. Why are you doing this? Who are you?!
Rico: I’m Rico…
Jhing: You. Are. Not. Fucking. Rico.
Rico: But Jhing…
Jhing: Tangina, stop this, please. You’re pissing me off.
Rico: Are you okay? What’s your problem?
Rico: What happened?
6:12am
Jhing: Just fucking go away.
Jhing: I hate you, stranger.
Jhing: Go away.
Rico: I won’t!
Rico: I’m not going anywhere unless we fix this.
Rico: Not going to go offline**
Rico: Because of course, this is only a chat on facebook.
Rico: Hehehehehe…
Seen 6:13am
Rico: Jhing…
6:18am
Jhing: Don’t mind me. It’s nothing.
Rico: Ah? What happened, really?
Jhing: I just told you that it’s nothing!!
Rico: If it’s really nothing, why are you getting angry???
6:27am
Jhing: Because you’re a leche, that’s why. Stop bothering me already. You don’t know me and I don’t know you, so why are you still messaging me? This won’t go anywhere. You won’t be able to use me to achieve what you want. If you want to be famous, I’m not the person you should crawl into. Just go with your girlfriend and be happy together.
Jhing: And tangina, I’m not jealous so don’t even think about it.
Rico: Aw, and I was just going to say that.
Rico: But seriously…..
Rico: We are friends. I don’t want you to be mad at me.
Rico: Can we talk about this properly?
Jhing: I’m not mad at you. We don’t even know each other, so why will I get mad?
Rico: But… 😦
6:30am
Jhing: I’m gonna sleep.
Rico: Hey….
7:11am
Rico: Jhing?
Rico: Hell
Rico: o?
Rico: PM me when you wake up.
8:23am
Rico: I can’t sleep thinking all about what I did wrong and why you got mad.
Rico: I don’t want you to get mad at me, please.
Rico: Jhing.
Rico: 😦
8:44am
Rico: I re-read your messages.
Rico: Use? Crawl? Famous? What???
8:45am
Rico: Why would I do that?
9:32am
Rico: I can’t sleep.
10:01am
Rico: Hello…
Rico: Good morning 😦
Seen 10:01am
Rico: Just reply if you still want to talk to me….
Seen 11:11am
Rico: 11:11. I’m wishing Jhing won’t get mad at me anymore.
Seen 11:12am
Rico: 😦
Seen 11:14am
Rico: 😦
Jhing: Go to sleep.
Rico: But you’re still mad at me.
Jhing: You wished on 11:11.
Rico: Because you’re mad. 😦
Jhing: Wish granted.
Rico: What? O__O
Jhing: I’m not angry anymore.
Rico: Really?
Rico: O u O
Rico: ^That emoticon is cute. :))
Jhing: Yeah. And I’m going to get mad again if you keep replying.
Jhing: You’re corny².
Seen 11:20am
Jhing: Tangina, I got seen.
Seen 11:20am
Jhing: You really did stop replying ah.
Seen 11:21am
Jhing: Sleep well, Rico. =)
Seen 11:22am
***
Day 027
11:11pm
Rico: Seriously! I fainted from your ‘sleep well.’
Rico: I blushed.
Rico: :”>
Rico: Really really sweet :”>
11:13pm
Jhing: O shuttap.
Rico: Hahahaha, why? Shy? :”>
Jhing: …
Rico: Ayieeeee she didn’t seen me.
Seen 11:18pm
Rico: Ay wow.
Rico: How are you today?
Jhing: Ok. Annoyed because you’re messaging me again.
Jhing: You?
Rico: I’m okay too.
Rico: Whatcha doin’?
11:22pm
Jhing: Wtf, what kind of question is that?
Rico: Ha?! Why?? Is it wrong for me to ask that?
Rico: I’ll change it.
11:24pm
Rico: Jhing, what is love?
11:25pm
Jhing: Go away.
Rico: Hahahahaha, you’re a mess.
Jhing: It’s normal. :p
Rico: Wow. Emoticon.
Rico: Imroving!
Rico: Improvong*
Rico: IMPROVING!!!!!
11:26pm
Jhing: How hard is it to spell improving?
11:27pm
Rico: As hard as taming you. 😦
Jhing: Dafuq.
Jhing: Am I a dog?
Rico: Tiger. 😦
11:30pm
Jhing: Leche.
Rico: Hahahha just kidding!
Rico: Did you notice it?
11:33pm
Jhing: What?
Rico: I’m happy.
Jhing: Since when were you not?
Rico: Is that an insult?
Rico: But really, I’m seriously happy.
11:35pm
Jhing: O what do you want me to do then?
Rico: You’re going to ask me why?????
Jhing: Don’t want to.
Rico: It’s because you’re replying to me!
Rico: Thanks for asking ah? :”>
11:48pm
Jhing: Daheck.
Rico: Am I right? You’re finally replying to me?
Rico: You’re starting to warm up to me! :DDDDDDD
Jhing: In your dreams.
Rico: But then you’re in denial with your feelings.
Jhing: Wtf, what feelings?
11:52pm
Rico: You think I wouldn’t realize?
Jhing: ?
Rico: You feel that we’re friends now.
Rico: You ah…
Rico: You’re the only one who feels that… not me?
Seen 11:53pm
Rico: Just a joke!
Seen 11:55pm
Rico: Ayyyy you’re mad again.
Seen 11:56pm
Rico: Sorry.. 😦
Seen 11:57pm
Rico: Jhing???
Rico: We just made up, and now you’re going to get mad again?!
Rico: Don’t be like this! 😦
11:57pm
Jhing: I’m going to sleep!
Rico: But!!!!!!!!!!!
Rico: What about our quality chat?!
Jhing: GOODNIGHT!
Rico: 😮
11:59pm
Rico: Shit, this is the first time you said good night to me!
Rico: Hashtag BlushingToTheBones.
Rico: Hahahahahahaha!!!
Rico: Goodnight Jhing. 🙂
Seen 12:00am
Rico: Goodmornight Jhing. 🙂
***
Day 028
11:11pm
Rico: I know you’re having problems today. I saw all your status. I also know that you don’t care that I care but, I’m always right here for you, okay? Everyday. 11:11pm. I’m always here. PM me and I’ll be willing to listen..
11:13pm
Rico: Jhing… please be safe. Don’t think about anything stupid.
11:14pm
Jhing: It’s pissing me off. Why can’t my parents understand that I can’t do my work any longer? Fuck I.T.! I don’t know anything about that. What will happen to me? Everyday, I’m having a hard time waking up because I know that computer and I.T. shits is what I will be left with in the office.
Jhing: Even my officemates are annoying.
11:17pm
Jhing: They don’t get that I can’t do this anymore. I tried my best to preserve my patience on I.T. in college, and now I have to face it in the office too? What is this… even when I reach the age of 60 years old, I will be hating myself because I chose money rather than my dreams in life?
Rico: Go on, let it all out.
11:18pm
Jhing: I fucking want to write. I want to get good money while I write. I want passion plus money. I really want it. But we can’t have both ways, right? We’re not Hannah Montana. We can’t have the best of both worlds. We can’t always get what we want.
Jhing: It’s unfair. But it’s reality.
11:23pm
Jhing: I hate reality.
Jhing: I’m also annoyed at myself cause I’m too damn selfish. What about my siblings? I’m the oldest and I need to be the second parent in the family and yet, I can’t do anything sensible for them.
Rico: You told me before, right? We’re just humans. It’s fine to be selfish.
11:30pm
Rico: Jhing?
Jhing: Sorry. I just needed to cry out everything.
Rico: Don’t cry.
11:35
Rico: Actually, go ahead and cry. But don’t do anything stupid.
11:40pm
Jhing: I’m not stupid.
Rico: Well I have no idea if you’re suicidal and suddenly do something stupid there.
Rico: And then, of course, the police will find out who the last person you talked to was.
Rico: And I’m the last person you talked to! /(O_O)\
Rico: And then they will interrogate me. Then they will accuse me of killing an awesome author.
Rico: And then I’m going to be locked up in jail my whole loaf!!!
Rico: Life***!!!
Rico: Where did ‘loaf’ came from!!!!?!?! Ahahahaha!!
Rico: Don’t be like this, Jhing.
Rico: I know you’re annoyed at me, but don’t you think that putting me in jail is too much???? Just do it next time when we’re not talking, hahahahaha!
11:50pm
Jhing: Then I won’t talk to you anymore.
Jhing: So they won’t think you’re the murderer.
12:02am
Rico: What? You think you were born under a lucky star!?
Jhing: ?
Rico: Of course that’s not gonna happen because we will always talk to each other.
Rico: I’m not going to stop so you won’t be able to do something stupid.
Rico: Hahahahahahahaahhaahha!!!!
12:05am
Jhing: You are fucking weird.
Rico: I know. Thank me for I am your savior.
Rico: I’m so sexy.
Jhing: WHAT?!
Rico: I’m just lightening up the mood. :<
Jhing: I just became even more stressed because of you ah, hahaha.
12:06am
Rico: Ayieee but you laughed. :”>
Jhing: Whatever.
Jhing: Anyway, gotta sleep.
Jhing: Thank you for listening.
Jhing: And not judging me after.
Jhing: That’s what I needed right now.
Jhing: Thanks.
12:07am
Rico: Awwwwwwww. I’m blushing. :”>
Seen 12:07am
Rico: I take my blush back! 😦
***
Day 029
11:11pm
Rico: If I told you I like you, will you be mine?
Jhing: WTF?
Rico: Hmn?
11:14pm
Jhing: What are you talking about?
Rico: I learned it from the book I read a while ago.
Rico: Our starter message should be unique to be catchy.
Rico: And I read that from your friend’s story, TTLS¹.
11:16pm
Rico: Oh you, why was your reaction like that? Hihi.
11:21pm
Jhing: Because you ruined my mood.
Rico: Ouch. I’m sorry, okay D:
12:02am
Rico: Uy, you still there?
12:04am
Rico: Are you writing right now?
Rico: Give me some updates on your story, ah.
Jhing: And why would I do that?
Rico: Because I said so?
Jhing: You wish.
12:09am
Rico: I thought we were friends, why are you doing this to me?!
Jhing: Who told you that we’re friends?
Rico: Facebook did?!?!?!?!
Rico: If Facebook told us we are friends then doesn’t it mean it’s legit?!
Jhing: Whatever.
Jhing: Will your stubbornness never go away? Bwisit.
12:14am
Rico: Sometimes it’s gone. But most of the time, it’s there.
Rico: You’re hurting my ego.
Rico: Why are you like this… 😦
Jhing: When does it disappear?
12:16am
Rico: Whenever I want to poop but there’s no washroom nearby. I need to concentrate looking for one you know. 😦
Jhing: Fcksht.
Rico: Hahahaha, it’s true!
Jhing: When is it, really?!
12:19am
Rico: Ouch, Jhing is now angry.
Rico: Talk to me seriously.
Jhing: I’m talking to you seriously.
Rico: Okay, then tell me.
Jhing: What?
12:21am
Rico: What is love?
Rico: Hahahahahahaha!
Jhing: You never really get serious, no?
Rico: Because it’s boring, I’m sorry, okay…
Jhing: Sometimes we should try talking seriously.
12:22am
Jhing: Without all your nonsense.
Rico: Okay, next time let’s try talking seriously.
Rico: Without all your coldness.
Jhing: Wow ha???
Rico: Just kidding. I’m going to miss your coldness. 😦
Rico: You do know that my day will not be complete without your leche.
12:24am
Rico: Give me one leche here please~ :”>
12:30am
Jhing: Whatever. Gtg bye.
Rico: WAAAIITTTT!!!
12:35am
Rico: Where’s my leche?!
12:38am
Rico: Gone .:(
Rico: Uyy, what’s with your status, “I feel like I’m a very bad person whenever I answer ‘No’ to the person who asks ‘Can we be friends?’ Friendship is meeting an unlikely person who will soon become a part of your everyday life. It’s not meant to be forced. It’s not meant to be asked. Just out of nowhere.”
12:48am
Jhing: You wish, I wasn’t talking about you.
12:49am
Rico: O, fine :”>
Rico: Even though I didn’t really ask if it was me :”>
Seen 1:29am
Rico: You seen me oh. Are you embarrassed? Ahahaha!
Rico: Good mornight Mrs cold Dirham who’s super in denial on a friendship towards ‘unlikely person.’
1:33am
Rico: Should I now change my facebook name to “unlikely person”?
Rico: 😉
***
Day 030
11:11pm
Unlikely Person: Hi Jhing!
11:22am
Jhing: Wtf.
Jhing: What’s wrong with you?
Unlikely: Huh? What is it now!
Jhing: What the hell. Unlikely? Really?
Unlikely: I told you, right….
11:24am
Jhing: Change that.
Unlikely: But.. 😦
Jhing: Up to you.
Unlikely: Fine, I’m changing it! 😦
11:33pm
Unlikely: I tried to change it, but I need to wait for 24 hours… 😦
Unlikely: Huhuhuhuhu, I was forced to change my name. 😦
Unlikely: There’s really no more free will in our democratic country. D:
Jhing: You’re crazy, did you know that?
11:38pm
Unlikely: Don’t think so ah?
Jhing: Orily.
Unlikely: I’m innocent.
Unlikely: I’m the most innocent person you have ever met in your whole life. O_O
12:25am
Jhing: Who do you think you’re fooling?
Unlikely: 😦
Unlikely: Are you writing?
Jhing: Kind of, but I’m not really in the mood anymore.
Jhing: Because you messaged me.
Unlikely: Ouchu. Should I sleep now?
12:26am
Jhing: Wow who am I, your Mom?
Jhing: I’m bothered by your name.
Unlikely: I was just asking.. 😦
Unlikely: Leave it be! :))
Jhing: Ok.
Jhing: What if I told you to not sleep?
Unlikely: Then I won’t sleep! 😀
Jhing: O sure. Don’t sleep, but I will. Tell me a story. Every 5 minutes, you should still be talking until I wake up.
Jhing: Can you do it?
12:30am
Unlikely: Okay. Goodnight, Jhing.
Unlikely: One day….
12:35am
Unlikely: It was raining so hard the moment Rico went to his office. His officemates were lazing about. It was very obvious. When he sat on his chair, he turned around and saw his friend who kept laughing in front of his computer.
12:40am
Unlikely: Rico asked “Do you want me to drive you to the mental hospital? Just tell me.”
12:45am
Unlikely: Let’s just hide his real name and call this guy Petra¹. Petra only stopped laughing after a few minutes.
12:50am
Unlikely: “Because the story I’m reading is a ridiculous. They used PHcare² as a shampoo hahahahahahahaha,” Petra said.
12:55am
Unlikely: Rico was confused, “I’m serious. Want me to drive you to mental?”
1:00am
Unlikely: Rico will never forget the smack he received from Petra.
1:05am
Unlikely: “Why are you reading here?!” asked Rico towards Petra. “This is what you call Wattpad, bro. Then, this story I’m reading… ‘Diary of Not-Slutty, just slight!’ The story is strange but you will learn a few things. It’s good. Try it.”
1:10am
Unlikely: “But we’re still working,” Rico said.
1:15am
Unlikely: “Sir is not here. Absent.” answered Petra.
1:20am
Unlikely: Even though Rico was not willing, Petra bribed him with lunch so he decided to read in the end. When he opened the website of Wattpad, the first thing he looked for was the story Petra was reading. However, he was not interested so he searched for other stories.
1:25am
Unlikely: He scrolled down until he saw a certain title called “A writer’s own love story³.” He clicked that and for unknown reasons, he read the name written in the dedication tab.
1:30am
Unlikely: JhingBlanco.
***
1:35am
Unlikely: “Who’s Jhing Blanco?” Rico asked Petra who just laughed and laughed. Petra really went crazy. On the other hand, Rico was curious towards this person the author dedicated the story to.
1:40am
Unlikely: He wandered around ‘my works’ of that person and tried to search for titles that sound manly. There were so many pages of her stories. He thought, “Does she even have a life? Why did she write so many stories?”
1:45am
Unlikely: Until he stopped and saw this one title. “Seven Degrees of Separation¹.” It was Rico’s favorite song.
1:50am
Unlikely: Rico first read the story from his side… then her side next.
1:55am
Unlikely: And the first thing Rico said was…. “Wow.”
2:00am
Unlikely: After Petra went crazy from reading, Rico asked who Jhing was.
2:05am
Unlikely: “She’s good ah. Just cold.” said Petra.
2:10am
Unlikely: “How cold?” asked Rico.
2:15am
Unlikely: “Go ahead and try talking to her…. Of course, IF she replies then you two can talk.” Petra sends the link of Jhing’s Facebook.
2:20am
Unlikely: “Hmmm interesting,” whispered Rico.
2:25am
Unlikely: Rico created a facebook account named Sir Dirham. Petra said she’s cold so he need to step-up. Sir Dirham is the name he chose because Rico saw the picture of that ill-tempered Sir and read a comment on Jhing’s status. I think it’s her Fangirl.
2:30am
Unlikely: Daniel Dirham is really really hot!!! Thank you ate Jhing for introducing him to us!!! > ///// <
2:35am
Unlikely: Rico thought, maybe Jhing will notice him if he use the name Dirham.
2:40am
Unlikely: But Rico was wrong because Jhing just ignored him.
2:45am
Unlikely: Because of the boring days of being seen, he read sic’s A writer’s own love story and saw that the name of the male lead was Rico. “Uy, the name sounds good ah,” he thought. It was a love story of a certain writer, and a certain reader. It was Jhing’s and Rico’s.
2:50am
Unlikely: He changed the name of the account he made. He was thinking maybe Jhing will notice him even more if it was her favorite name that he’ll use. But Jhing’s behavior towards him didn’t change. No matter if the name was Sir or Rico.
2:55am
Unlikely: She’s still cold. Rico was in a bad mood because of being snubbed.
3:00am
Unlikely: Until one certain 11:11pm…
3:05am
Unlikely: She finally replied.
3:10am
Unlikely: He finally starts talking to Jhing who now rarely left him on seen.
3:15am
Unlikely: Rico couldn’t understand why, but he always feels happy whenever Jhing replied… even though her replies were still cold.
3:20am
Unlikely: Rico even boasted their chats to Petra even though they were not officemates anymore. It was funny because Petra was really envious. Rico only said to him, “Nothing you can do ah. This is all thanks to my handsomeness.”
3:25am
Unlikely: A huge smack is what he received from Petra.
3:30am
Unlikely: But that smack couldn’t remove Rico’s happiness whenever 11pm comes. Because now, he is confident that she will reply back… And that Jhing is also waiting for his message at 11pm.
3:35am
Unlikely: Everyday, Rico waits for 11:11pm to come to send his message.
3:40am
Unlikely: With or without a reply, it’s okay for him.
3:45am
Unlikely: Jhing became Rico’s daily dose 11:11.
3:50am
Unlikely: He hopes that he is also Jhing’s daily dose of 11:11.
3:55am
Unlikely: They became closer because of Rico’s persistence and effort.
4:00am
Unlikely: Where’s the benefit of Jhing’s coldness ah!? They got close with seen?! Of course not! It’s because of Rico’s effort! And so that’s why.
4:05am
Unlikely: They keep lightening up each other’s mood so they got even closer.
4:10am
Unlikely: Chatting.
4:15am
Unlikely: Being cold.
4:20am
Unlikely: Being stubborn.
4:25am
Unlikely: Seen-ing.
4:30am
Unlikely: And now, Rico often slept really late for Jhing.
4:35am
Unlikely: And now, Jhing also slept really late because of Rico.
4:40am
Unlikely: The day never ends without them talking to each other. They are really happy.
4:45am
Unlikely: Even though Jhing’s cold.
4:50am
Unlikely: Until one day, Rico woke up uneasy.
4:55am
Unlikely: He wasn’t supposed to think nor feel that way, but there’s nothing he can do. He felt really nervous the whole day. He couldn’t even concentrate on his designs because his mind was in chaos.
5:00am
Unlikely: The loud beating of his heart didn’t disappear even until the night came. He was so anxious that he kept looking at the clock.
5:05am
Unlikely: “Puta, what is happening to me?” he asked himself.
5:10am
Unlikely: She’s now online.
5:15am
Unlikely: He was very eager to login on facebook and open his chat box with Jhing.
5:20am
Unlikely: Jhing didn’t reply to his last message. Just a seen.
5:25am
Unlikely: Even though it was just a seen, it still made Rico smile.
5:30am
Rico: He typed the words he wanted to say towards Jhing. “Hi Jhing. Missed me?”
5:35am
Unlikely: He was already prepared to send this message tonight.
5:40am
Unlikely: He looked at the clock.
5:45am
Unlikely: “Puta, what’s taking 11:11pm so long?!” he asked. It was still 8pm that time.
5:50am
Unlikely: So he waited.
5:55am
Unlikely: He waited and he waited until….
6:00am
Unlikely: Jhing messaged him. 11:11pm.
6:05am
Unlikely: She said…
6:10am
Unlikely: “I miss you Rico. 🙂 ”
6:15am
Unlikely: Rico was so shocked at what was happening and felt like his heart will explode out of his chest…. Until suddenly…..
6:20am
Unlikely: He woke up.
6:25am
Unlikely: It was just a dream.
6:30am
Unlikely: Rico stared at the ceiling. He was sweating from head to toe. The surroundings were dark, only the light from his laptop was left open. He actually fell asleep.
6:35am
Unlikely: As he stares at the ceiling, he was in deep thought.
6:40am
Unlikely: It was very shocking because Rico very rarely thinks of things, especially if it’s deep.
6:45am
Unlikely: He lifted his palm towards his forehead and blinked his eyes a few times.
6:50am
Unlikely: “What the hell are you thinking Rico?” he asked himself.
6:55am
Unlikely: He looked at the clock.
7:00am
Unlikely: 11pm.
7:05am
Unlikely: He quickly moved towards his laptop.
7:10am
Unlikely: He looked at the clock once again. 11:03pm.
7:15am
Unlikely: “Shit! It’s almost 11:11!”
7:20am
Unlikely: He kept reloading because Facebook was taking too long to open until……
7:25am
Unlikely: Unable to connect to the internet.
7:30am
Unlikely: “*!#^$%@%@! *censor* WHY *censor* NOW @%^#%@$”
7:35am
Unlikely: He looked at the clock again.
7:40am
Unlikely: It’s already 11:11pm.
7:45am
Unlikely: Fuck.
Unlikely: I mean, *censor*!
7:50am
Unlikely: He washed his face to cool down his nerves. He even almost threw his laptop away.
7:55am
Unlikely: That’s when he thought…
8:00am
Unlikely: Why would he throw his laptop away when it’s really expensive, and it was his gift to himself when he received his very first salary? There’s a Burger King on the next street anyway. He just need to ride a jeepney once, and he can connect to their wifi. Burger is also delicious!
8:05am
Unlikely: Maybe his daily dose of 11:11 won’t get bored waiting for him.
8:10am
Unlikely: Maybe that girl won’t get angry even though she’s cold.
8:15am
Unlikely: Maybe Jhing will not notice if I won’t pm at exactly 11:11.
8:20am
Unlikely: Rico went to Burger King despite wearing mere boxers and undershirt.
8:25am
Unlikely: He quickly asked for the password and connected using his phone.
8:30am
Unlikely: He was happy when the FB loaded fast, but then the staff stopped him and said that he should order first before he drowns himself on the internet. So he ordered.
8:35am
Unlikely: Then he glanced at his messenger and was shocked when he saw that there was actually an unread message from Jhing.
8:40am
Unlikely: What did the pm say?
8:45am
Unlikely: “I miss you, Rico. 🙂 “
8:50am
Unlikely: Rico was surprised. He even almost spit the burger he was eating but the burger was expensive so he forcefully swallowed it. Rico replied…
8:55am
Unlikely: “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO JHING?!?!?!?!”
9:00am
Unlikely: The one who was using Jhing’s facebook laughed. He didn’t hear it, of course. It was just on the chat, a “hahahaha!” with emoticon of :))))))
9:05am
Unlikely: “Leche, you made me wait for 11:11pm! Just when we are finally together, that’s when you’ll suddenly forget about me?! Should we just break up?!” Said Jhing.
9:10am
Unlikely: “Ay, sorry babe ;)” Rico replied while smiling.
9:15am
Unlikely: “Are you going to waste our 2 years relationship? :”>” he added.
9:20am
Unlikely: “Leche!” Said Jhing.
9:25am
Unlikely: “Leche.” Said Rico.
9:30am
Unlikely: It’s not only Gus and Hazel who have the rights to have an Okay? Okay². Right?
9:35am
Unlikely: Because Rico and Jhing who started online…
9:40am
Unlikely: They also have one.
9:45am
Unlikely: Courtesy of Jhing of course, she’s the cold one ah …
9:50am
Unlikely: Leche! Leche.
9:55am
Unlikely: Their’s is even more intense because of the exclamation point.
10:00am
Unlikely: Leche forever!
10:05am
Unlikely: Hashtag BlushingToTheBones.
10:10am
Unlikely: The end.
Unlikely: You’re still not awake? 😦
Unlikely: Wake up Jhing…
Unlikely: I’m getting sleepy… 😦
10:19am
Unlikely: Jhing. 😦
Seen 11:02am
Unlikely: You’re awake!!!!!!!!!
Seen 11:05am
Unlikely: You’re still leaving me on seen… 😦
Jhing: You’re actually a fool ah?
Jhing: Wait here, I’m still reading.
Unlikely: Yessir. D:
Seen 11:18am
12:43pm
Jhing: I told you to tell a real story. Not to imagine one.
Unlikely: Who knows if it’s just my imagination?
Jhing: Stop that. It’s still early and you’re already stressing me out.
Unlikely: But :(((
Jhing: You’re high, just sleep it away.
Unlikely: Hahahaha fine. I’m going to sleep. I won’t be able to work like this today 😦
12:50pm
Jhing: Ok. Bye Unlikely.
Unlikely: Are you happy now? Huhu..
Unlikely: Good noon. 🙂
Seen 1:01pm
Unlikely: Girlfriend. 😉
Jhing: Yuck, fuck. Stop it!
Unlikely: Hahahahahahahahahaha good afternoon. 🙂
Unlikely: Greet me a goodafternoon too please!
Unlikely: My effort of telling a story will be gone to waste.. 😦
Seen 1:25pm
Unlikely: Ouch. Okay fine…
1:30pm
Jhing: Good Afternoon. Sleep well. 🙂
1:32pm
Unlikely: Thank you. I will surely sleep well because of you. :”>
Jhing: Whatever.
Unlikely: Hahahahahaha I’m really going to sleep now. 😀
Jhing: Ok.
Unlikely: Don’t reply anymore pls. I can’t resist replying back ah.
1:34pm
Jhing: Don’t want.
Unlikely: Awww, have mercy on me… 😦
Unlikely: Let me sleep….
Jhing: I am letting you sleep, right.
Unlikely: But you’re still replying.. :(((
1:35pm
Jhing: I will never reply anymore.
Unlikely: I will never sleep anymore.
Jhing: Shutup. Sleep. Now.
Unlikely: Demanding. :”>
Unlikely: I like that about you. :”>
Seen 1:43pm
Unlikely: Ahahahahahaha I’m going to sleep.
Unlikely: 1:43³ 😀
Seen 1:44pm
Unlikely: 😉
***
Note:
LQ - Love Quarrel. It is when a couple gets into an argument. While they may not come to an agreement, the lovers later makeup and then all is right in their world.
Corny - Tying to be cool/funny, but fails miserably leading to awkwardness, embarrassment, and/or cringworthy.
TTLS - Another novel of pilosopotasya: That Twisted Love Story.
Petra - Petra is the main character from the Filipino comedy film Petrang Kabayo which means Petra the Horse. He was given a curse that transforms him into a horse every time he gets angry, or does/says anything bad to others.
PH Care - PHcare is a feminine wash, it’s use.. *cough* down there.
