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Day 81-85
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Day 081
11:11pm
Rico: Birthdays are not fun. 😦
Jhing: Hm?
Rico: Can’t you ask me why? 😦
Jhing: Haha. K. Why?
Rico: It’s tiring. You suddenly become famous on your birthday, but after that, life will turn back to normal. Everyone will forget that I exist again.
Rico: Hashtag EmoDaysWithMJCrux
11:12pm
Jhing: ._.
Jhing: What happened?
Rico: Well they greeted me.
Rico: Like Joena, my childhood friend, who made me remember the cake she gifted me in the past. I thought it was chocolate cake, but it was actually mud. 😦
Jhing: Hahahahahaha!
Rico: For twenty years, I tried to forget the taste of the mud, Jhing! It was not easy! ( p_q)
Jhing: Then? What else?
11:13pm
Rico: Someone posted on my timeline, Dalia I think, she called me Baby Boy. She wrote a long message but there was this line of “Your Father even thought that I was your girlfriend when you brought me to your house in Bulacan.”
Jhing: You brought a girl to your house?
Rico: My Tropas, yes, I brought them home. But I don’t know who Dalia is! I don’t even live in Bulacan ah! O_O
11:14pm
Rico: I replied her with “Ms. Dalia, I think you’ve got the wrong timeline.”
Jhing: Haha! Epic.
Rico: There was one more. She’s a tropa of my cousin who’s also my friend on FB. She said, “Time flies by so fast that I felt like it was just yesterday when you were 24 years old, but now you’re already 25!”
Rico: I replied, “Ate Psalm, I told you not to sniff Listerine that has Colgate like drugs. That’s dangerous. How’s your health?”
Rico: What hurts me is that she cussed like hell, “You’re a bastard, Jesus!” So I replied, “WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO PAPA JESUS!” :(((
11:15pm
Jhing: Bwisit! Why is your name like that in the first place!
Rico: Ask my Mom. Oh, she also greeted me on my timeline.
Jhing: Your Mom? What did she say?
Rico: I’m not used to her being so serious. This was one of her lines:
Rico: “I am the luckiest and the proudest of all queens because of you, Jesus, let me be your mother. I love you and I always will. Happy Birthday, dearest.”
Jhing: You have the sweetest Mom, Jesus Crux.
11:16pm
Rico: It was sweet if only she erased the words: “From the prettiest mom in the world, Pretty Marie.” What a liar, right?! And she was literally sitting beside me when she posted that.
Rico: Sometimes, I think to myself… I’m the only normal person in our family! :((
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
Rico: Even my sister, the tempered one, she threw a paper to me which read “HBD.”
Rico: SO SWEET RIGHT!!!1!1!111
Jhing: Haha! I like your sister.
Rico: Because you have the same personality.
Jhing: So?
Rico: Cute 🙂
Seen 11:17pm
Rico: Then I don’t know what happened to the people who greeted me! I felt like each and every one of them is insane! Like my friend, Vionne, his question was on flashback: “Why didn’t you join in the oblation run¹?“
Jhing: Oblation run?
Rico: Yes! I replied, “Bro, are you high? We studied in USTe and not UP, try doing an oblation run there and let’s see how fast the Priests run after you with a knife.
Jhing: Hahaha! Are your friends all weird? Wth.
11:18pm
Rico: Not only friends but also my family, and relatives. My cousin Frances, it’s my own birthday but she wanted me to buy her a bra with padding. I rejected her because it’s just a waste of money. It will only get removed by her boyfriend anyway. 😦
11:19pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: It’s true anyway ah! ⊙︿⊙
Jhing: I can’t believe this.
Rico: I also can’t believe the others who greeted me. They called me, Krux, Kruz, Krus, Crus, Crus. I told them “Come back to my timeline when you figured out how to correctly spell my surname. 😦 ”
Jhing: Haha! Jeje surname is Jeje.
Rico: That’s too personal, Jhing. 😦
Jhing: :p
Rico: You’ll one day love my surname.
Jhing: ._.
Rico: 😀
11:20pm
Rico: And did you know, my tropas posted a long message. I couldn’t help but cry. That’s when I thought that forever may actually exist…. their message is forever long. I was too touched that I replied a very sweet, “K.”
Jhing: Bastard.
Rico: They already know what K means: K = Ty, Ton, Jeru, Mac² . . . don’t be like this bros, we’re all just bros here and nothing else more than that. If you wanted a kiss, you should ask Jhing for permission first… she might get jealous.
Jhing: 😐
Rico: Joke. ^____^
11:21pm
Jhing: You should be thankful that it’s your birthday.
Rico: Thank you poooo! (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
Jhing: That’s all that happened on your birthday?
Rico: Yes. Scroll scroll on Facebook. Like and reply the messages. Talking to clients. Creating illus for the deadline.
Jhing: Well, that sucks.
11:22pm
Rico: It’s fine. I’m also getting old. I don’t expect that I’ll have a birthday party… I did want a Jollibee party though huhuhu. D:
Rico: How about you? Did something happened to you today?
Seen 11:30pm
Rico: Uy wow. I got seened.
Rico: Jhing?
11:33pm
Rico: Awtsu. You’re not replying anymore?
11:34pm
Rico: My birthday is ending . .
11:37pm
Rico: Jhing?
11:40pm
Rico: Babye 😦
11:59pm
Jhing: Don’t fucking reply after you read this.
Dear You,
Because you’re annoying and it’s your birthday, read this. OR ELSE.
I hate you.
I’m so pissed at you to the point that I get the urge to slap you left and right. It’s so hard to talk to you decently. You’re a jerk and keep fooling around. But as I am hating you, I, too, am hating myself for laughing at your craziness. You always distract me from writing my stories but here I am, still talking to you.
You’re annoying. You’re so talkative. You have a lot of stuff you want to say. When do you ever run out of topics? I felt like you know every topic in this world. Badtrip. But even though we kept talking about nonsense topics every night, I’m having fun playing around with you. Sometimes.
But most of the time, I’m still having this urge to hug you. In the neck. With a rope.
So yeah, happy birthday Sir Dirham, Rico Dirham, Unlikely Person, and M Jesus Crux or whoever you are.
I’ll be happy without you annoying me but hell, my night will not be complete without your gayness. Stay gay, annoying and crazy. It’s nice to know that a guy like you is existing.
Sorry for being cheesy as fuck. This is just rare, ah! So forgive me this time. I just wanted to be the last one to greet you a very, very Happy Birthday!
DON’T REPLY! AND DON’T EVER BRING THIS UP AGAIN OR ELSE.
Night. 🙂
Seen 12:03
1:43am
Rico: (●’∀｀●)
***
Day 082
11:11pm
Jhing is typing. . .
Rico: (●’∀｀●)
11:12pm
Jhing: Tangina I’m so pissed!
Rico: 😮
Rico: It was just my birthday yesterday and you chose to start our chat with cursing?
Rico: Can’t you just be loving so everyone is happy?
Rico: 😦
Jhing: Ugh I’m seriously annoyed fuk fuk fuk damn it!
11:13pm
Rico: What happened?
Jhing: I’m pissed.
Rico: Really?! It wasn’t obvious! O_O
Jhing: Fuck you.
Rico: Seriously, what happened?
Jhing: People. People happened!
Rico: Awtsu thank God I’m an angel and not human! ε(‘∀｀●)з
11:15pm
Jhing: 😐
Rico: Joke. ε(･д･’*)з
11:18pm
Rico: Tell me why?
11:19pm
Jhing: Don’t want to.
Rico: Yieee she wants to be coaxed! :”>
Jhing: Ugh!
Rico: Ugh 😀
Rico: So?
Seen 11:20pm
11:23pm
Jhing: There’s this person who accused me for being a writer who doesn’t give a shit to readers. She said I don’t have shame and keep making them wait for my updates.
Jhing: WTF.
Rico: Awtsu.
11:24pm
Jhing: So good! She’s so good, I want to… ugh!
Rico: Want to what?
Jhing: I don’t know!
11:25pm
Rico: Hug?
Rico: Tightly?
Rico: On the neck?
Rico: With a rope? 😀
Jhing: Yes! Bwisit.
Rico: Hahahahahaha go ahead, just vent out all your feelings.
11:28pm
Jhing: I’ll update a new chapter if I have one ah. I’m thankful for my readers, yes, but some have too much expectations about me. If they could just see my messed up life, they would be embarrassed about giving out their stupid opinions.
Jhing: Can’t they just fucking wait? Can’t they just give me time? Instead of using writing as a stress reliever, it turns into a stressor instead because of those demands. It’s nice and all that I feel like a needed person but fuck, seriously what the fuck?
Rico: You sound man. 😦
Jhing: Cause I’m fuming mad!
Rico: ( ‘ _ ‘ )
Jhing: I hate it. I hate it. I hate it!
11:29pm
Rico: I don’t know what to say.
Rico: Do you need a hug?
Rico: (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
Jhing: Hug yourself.
Rico: You don’t want my hug? ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
Jhing: Looks like a pervert.
11:30pm
Rico: The person you hate is them, right!? Why are you being so cold to me then!?
Jhing: You’re the one I’m talking to!
Rico: Just me? :”>
Jhing: Bwisit.
Rico: Hahaha. What did you say to that reader?
Jhing: Is she even my reader?
11:31pm
Rico: I thought she’s waiting for your updates?
Jhing: I don’t consider that person as a reader. If she’s my reader, she’ll understand that I don’t just simple poop my chapters out.
Rico: It would be really smelly if you do.
Jhing: ._.
Rico: What?????
Jhing: Bwisit.
Jhing: You and your weird comebacks.
Rico: But you like them. :”>
11:32pm
Jhing: Whatever.
Rico: Why aren’t you posting a status about that?
Jhing: For what?
Rico: To give her a slap on the face. щ(ಠ益ಠщ)
Jhing: I want to. I really want to curse her. I want to embarrass her. And show her that I can topple her in just one click.
Jhing: But nah.
11:32pm
Rico: Why not?
Rico: You’re tired?
Jhing: Yeah. They just think about themselves and not minding what the hell we writers are thinking and feeling. We are all just humans like them.
11:33pm
Jhing: And once I posted, a lot of people will get angry. *They keep on giving us the ‘treatment’ where in fact, we, writers, want readers who can appreciate our work. Not some paparazzi in a reader disguise. *
Rico: A lot of people love gossips after all.
Jhing: And what? They will gossip about our personal lives? If they saw something wrong, they will use that against us to bring us down? Then what?
Rico: Self fulfillment hahah!
Jhing: Bullshit.
11:34pm
Rico: More trashtalk! 😀
Jhing: Trashtalk?
Rico: Yeah. Just like when I’m playing LoL or DotA 2 with my tropas, or even just tetris… we often trashtalk our opponents to vent our anger especially to those noobs.
Rico: Like “You’re so weak at tetris, why don’t you just play a brick game!?!”
Jhing: I know what trashtalk means.
Rico: Then why did you ask? 😦
11:35pm
Jhing: In the world full of writers, you don’t do trashtalk. You write. Just write. Keep writing and don’t give any fucks to other people.
Rico: No fun. 😦
Jhing: No fun in your face. Do you want me to stab you?
11:36pm
Rico: We’re going to meet in real life? :”>
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
Rico: Just kidding. . . you were too stressed ah 😦
Jhing: Because they’re too much.
Rico: But aren’t you a published author and not online? You should be okay already, no? I don’t get it, sorry. I don’t know anything about your world. 😦
11:37pm
Jhing: It’s better not to know because when you see what’s in this world, you will think to yourself “I wish I didn’t come here.”
Rico: That much?
Jhing: I don’t know. Maybe no? Maybe yes? It depends on what you reached.
Rico: What do you mean?
11:39pm
Jhing: To be honest, when you’re on top, it doesn’t mean you have the privilege on everything. Yeah, right, you’re on spotlight. Everyone watches you like a performer in front of an audience. But they will nitpick every action or every word, and they will always make a big deal out of the smallest of things. They want to see every inches of the corner. They want to judge as if they know better. Sometimes, you’ll wish to go back in time when they still don’t know who you are.
Jhing: The more you’re known, the more hate you’ll get. And not everyone can handle the hate.
11:40pm
Jhing: Imagine this. You’re alone but you will be shot by different people, from different of places, and different angles, using different types of guns.
Jhing: If you defend your front, they will shoot you at your back. If you defend your back, they will shoot your front.
Jhing: There’s no fucking way out.
11:42pm
Rico: There’s a way out.
Jhing: O really? Where?
Rico: In my heart. 🙂
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
Rico: Joke. 😦
Rico: I’m willing to take a bullet for you.
Seen 11:43pm
Jhing: A bullet? Just one?
Rico: Of course just one! It’ll be an abuse if I take all the bullets! 😦
Jhing: :p
Jhing: I’d rather take all the bullets and shoot them with my success in return.
Rico: Wow ah!
Rico: THAT’S AN IN YOUR FACE MOMENT!
Rico: Nice one!
Rico: High five! o/
Seen 11:44pm
Rico: :(((
Rico: I’ll just shoot them back.
Rico: I’m prepared. ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸
Seen 11:45pm
Rico: :(((
11:46pm
Rico: But aren’t you happy that a lot of people read your stories?
Jhing: Yeah, we feel fulfilled that people appreciates us and our works despite the ocean of good authors and stories.
11:47pm
Jhing: But if you take into account of your popularity? It’s not that easy as it looks. The demand, not just for your updates, but you as a person as well will come. They will demand for your attention. When you seen a “Can we be friends?” or “Please, add me,” even though your friend list is already full, there would always be someone who will curse about you being conceited because you’re famous.
Rico: Unlike me who no matter how many times you seened, never talked bad about you. :’)
Jhing: Well, you’re different.
11:49pm
Jhing is typing. . .
11:51pm
Jhing: I’m not saying everyone is like that but yeah, they exist. They can’t move on when they get ignored. You have your reasons but they still get mad. When they start ranting, you don’t have the right to protect yourself because that’s rude. You still have a reputation to think of. You need to be a good example to others. You don’t have the right to counter back because you’re a kind person; you’re a writer.
Rico: That’s tough.
11:52pm
Rico: Just quit being a writer. Let’s just peel some potatoes. 😦
Seen 11:52pm
Rico: Joke. 😦
Rico: But it proves that the quote from Spiderman is true, “With great power comes great responsibility.”
Jhing: Yeah, I guess.
Rico: It will be my motto from now on. ＼(^▽^＠)ノ
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
11:53pm
Rico: You’re not happy on Wattpad anymore?
Jhing: I love the free stuff. Readers give gifts even though I don’t ask for it. They’re generous like that.
Rico: Yes ah, I noticed last time at MIBF.
11:54pm
Jhing: ._.
Jhing: Stalker.
Rico: It’s admirer. :”<
Jhing: Whatever.
11:55pm
Jhing: And oh, I love the interaction. I now realized that I can make someone happy. At the same time, I also learn from their advice. I improved immensely.
Rico: Jhing, we’re speaking in Tagalog so why the sudden entrance of the word “immensely”? Don’t be like this.
Jhing: Haha! Why do you care?
Rico: Nothing, really.
Rico: I’m just happy that I finally made you “haha” 🙂
Seen 11:57pm
Rico: Are you okay now?
Seen 11:58pm
Rico: Awtsu Jhing got embarrassed. :”>
12:02am
Jhing: I’m fine.
Rico: Yehey! I get scared when you’re mad. 😦
Jhing: Sorry.
12:04am
Rico: It’s okay. I’m happy that you trust me and rant all those out to me. :>
Rico: I can spread this to the media and threaten you. >:D
12:07am
Jhing: Fuck you.
Rico: Joke! I can never do that to you.
Rico: And about the fuck you…. You know my answer to that. 😉
Jhing: You’re a pervert.
12:08am
Rico: AY GREEN MINDED¹.
Jhing: ._.
Rico: Hahaha just kidding.
Rico: Smile, Jhing.
12:09am
Rico: I don’t what kind of life you experience and I don’t like to say that it’s okay when I know it’s not.
Rico: So I will do everything to the best of my abilities to make you smile.
Rico: 🙂
Seen 12:10am
12:23am
Jhing: Thank you, Jesus Crux.
12:29am
Rico: Leche?
Jhing: Haha! :p
12:30am
Rico: Awtsu.
12:44am
Jhing: Leche. 🙂
***
Day 083
11:11pm
Rico: Leche? 😀
Jhing: Let’s play a game.
11:13pm
Rico: Leche first? 😀
11:14pm
Jhing: Instead of 10, 5 questions.
Rico: Leche??? 😀
Jhing: Hurry!
Rico:Leche??? (T⌓T)
Jhing: Game?
Rico: Where’s my leche OTL
Seen 11:16pm
Rico: Why do you want to play?
Jhing: Because I want to ah.
Rico: You want to understand me more? :”>
Seen 11:17pm
Rico: Seen means yes.
11:20pm
Jhing: If you don’t want to, then don’t!
Rico: Haha fine! In denial.
Rico: Game.
Rico: Who’s first?
11:22pm
Jhing: Me.
Rico: You?
Jhing: Yeah.
Rico: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO JHING?!?!
Jhing: What’s the worst thing that happened to you?
11:23pm
Rico: Wait a second! That was so sudden, I’m not prepared.
Jhing: Hurry!
Rico: Uhm. . .
Jhing: Hurry up.
Rico: Wow haha!
Rico: Why are you in a rush to have a piece of me. 😀
11:24pm
Jhing: Okay go, take your fucking time.
Rico: Hahaha!
Rico: Probably when I was in grade school.
11:25pm
Jhing: What happened?
Rico: Bullying? ‘Cause I was short in the past, and very thin. I always get bullied. Even my name.
Jhing: What about your name?
Rico: Jesus Crux? Just like Jesus Christ.
Jhing: Then?
11:26pm
Rico: I hated my name before because they teased me a lot about it.
Rico: But it’s actually really cute, right? 😦
Jhing: Push. That’s the worst thing that happened to you?
Rico: No! That was just the intro ah!
Jhing: Wtf.
Rico: Suspense hahaha!
Jhing: What now?
11:29pm
Rico: I’ll never forget about what happened. June 19.Someone pushed me down the stairs so I was sent to the hospital. It hurts so bad that I couldn’t attend my classes for one week.
Jhing: Why did they push you?
Rico: “O where’s your Father, our Lord God? Aren’t you Jesus Christ?” then they laughed.
Jhing: That’s foul!
Rico: That’s why most of the time, I don’t mention my name to others. Just my nickname.
Jhing: That’s unforgivable.
11:32pm
Rico: I don’t know why they’re having so much fun with my name. That’s why I hated it during grade school. But when I got to high school, life’s all better because I got tall. I became the bully. >:D
Jhing: But your name is cool.
11:33pm
Rico: Really? :”>
Seen 11:33pm
11:34pm
Jhing: Your turn to ask.
Rico: Awtsu hahaha you’re improving on this game ah.
Jhing: What’s your question!
Rico: Why are you so weird? Sometimes cold, sometimes kind.
11:35pm
Jhing: Because I want to know if people can handle me and like me the way I am.
Rico: Wow! What wisdom!
Jhing: That’s life!
11:36pm
Jhing: What’s your greatest fear and why?
Rico: What is this, a slam book¹? :))
Jhing: Just answer my question.
Rico: It’s not what, it’s who.
11:38pm
Jhing: Who?
Seen 11:39pm
Jhing: Hey?
Seen 11:40pm
Jhing: Wtf.
11:44pm
Rico: You.
Rico: You’re my greatest fear.
11:47pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: What?
Jhing: Be serious, please.
Rico: But I am! O_O
Jhing: ._.
11:48pm
Rico: Why don’t you believe me? (‘∩｀。)
Jhing: Is that your question?
Rico: No? Is it my turn now?
Jhing: Maybe it’s mine.
11:49pm
Rico: Awtsu sarcastic Jhing. ._.
11:50pm
Rico: Who’s Jhing that no one knows?
Jhing: Huh?
Rico: Who’s Jane, and who’s Jhing?
11:52pm
Jhing: They’re the same.
Rico: It doesn’t look like it.
11:55pm
Jhing: You know nothing, Jesus Crux.
Rico: WOW Game of Thrones ah! Ygritte, is that you?!
11:56pm
Rico: I will know nothing if you won’t let me know it. 🙂
11:57pm
Jhing: What do you want to know?
Rico: Who’s the Jhing Bautista no one knows. 😀
11:58pm
Jhing is typing. . .
12:04am
Jhing: Jane is the skeptic one while Jhing’s the hopeless romantic. Jane is the one who keep on knocking on Jhing’s door that without doing something, you won’t meet ‘the one’… if it even exists. Jhing has the power to move people with her words while Jane is the one who’s afraid to be in power. They’re both crybabies. But despite of being too much opposite, they’re both me.
11:05pm
Rico: What contradictions ah.
Jhing: How about you, who are you?
12:09am
Rico: I’m Rico 😀
Jhing: You’re not Rico.
12:11am
Rico: I’m Rico, also known as M Jesus Crux by others.
Jhing: Who’s M Jesus Crux?
12:12am
Rico: A man who is often in front of his computer to design and to talk to a woman who has a contradicting personality.
Jhing: ._.
Rico: A son that became the parents’ disappointment because of his chosen profession.
Jhing: Why?
12:14am
Rico: They don’t say it directly but I know my Dad feel disappointed because I chose to become an artist than an architect. He told me that he accepts the way I am but… I don’t know. I can see from his expressions that he doesn’t like it.
Rico: So yeah, I graduated and passed my exam. I did enjoy my work before but… I couldn’t go on like that. I prefer creative and free flowing art, rather than something that’s drawn according to measurements.
12:18am
Jhing: Oh. Expectation from parents kill, right?
Rico: But when they finally accepted it, it felt really great. Just like the song wiggle, which I heard playing a while ago. It’s obvious that the composer was very emotional and had experienced a lot in life that’s why the lyrics turned out like that ah. So moving.
12:19am
Jhing: Haha! You’re crazy.
Jhing: Then who’s Rico?
Rico: A man that you chat with every 11:11pm. He obviously doesn’t have anything to do in life but to act foolish, just to make the bipolar woman smile and laugh.
Seen 12:20am
Rico: My turn. 😀
Jhing: Go.
12:21am
Rico: Why don’t you like Baby Rico and Baby Jhing?
Jhing: Seriously, that’s your question?
Rico: Yessir. 😀
12:23am
Jhing: Gross. It’s my turn now.
Rico: Really?
Jhing: What?
Rico: Maybe you don’t like to call me Baby Rico because…
Jhing: ?
Rico: You prefer Rico Beybeh!
12:27am
Jhing: WTF.
Rico: You thought I wouldn’t be able to see your post?
Rico: “Weird seeing this here.” – Jhing Blanco
Rico: You blocked the post from my Rico’s account, but you can’t ever block it from my real one.
Rico: Hahahahaha!
Rico: ψ(｀∇’)ψ
12:29am
Jhing: PUTANGINA.
Jhing: Why are you stalking me?!
Rico: Where did you find that Rico Beybeh? Did you miss me, that’s why you took a picture of it?
Rico: Ha Jhing Beybeh?
Seen 12:39am
Rico: You’re a backstabber, Jhing.
Rico: Whenever we chat me, you’re freezing cold… but when we’re not chatting, you post stuff about me?
Rico: Hashtag BlushingToTheBones \(//∇//)\
1:12am
Jhing: Stop it. I just saw it somewhere okay?
Rico: You thought of me?
1:14am
Jhing: No!
Rico: I’m blushing, Jhing Beybeh!
1:16am
Rico: (ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┸━┸
Rico: (ﾉ’ヮ’)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ┻━┻
Rico: ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ:・’∵:.┸━┸
Rico: ┻━┻︵ ＼（＾▽＾）／︵ ┻━┻
Rico: Hahahahaha!
1:17am
Jhing: O shuttup! I’ll ask my question now!
Rico: What is it, Jhing Beybeh?
Jhing: Stop that!
Rico: Stop what, Jhing Beybeh?
Jhing: Fuck.
1:18am
Rico: Don’t, Jhing Beybeh O_O
Rico: Not now. :>
1:19am
Jhing: WHAT’S YOUR REAL ACCOUNT?
Seen 1:19am
1:22am
Jhing: Well?
1:25am
Rico: Why do you want to know?
Jhing: Am I not allowed to?
Rico: You now want to meet the real me?
Seen 1:27am
Jhing: It’s just unfair. I only know this annoying Rico Dirham account that’s using a profile picture with me on the background like wtf!
1:29am
Rico: But this is also my profile pic on my real FB. Just a different name.
Rico: Hahahaha! (๑>ᴗ<๑)
Jhing: Tangina really?
Rico: Secret 🙂
1:33am
Jhing: Unfair! You’re not using Jesus Crux as your name on facebook!
Rico: Awtsu. Are you stalking me, Jhing Beybeh?
Seen 1:35am
1:39am
Jhing: In your dreams.
Rico: How did you know that I don’t use Jesus Crux as my name on FB?
Jhing: Guessing.
1:43am
Rico: Did you search me? :”>
Jhing: Unfair.
Jhing: You’re not even telling me your real name.
1:44am
Rico: Haha! Change topic. :>
Rico: You do know it.. Jesus Crux.
Jhing: The “M” in your name.
1:49am
Rico: There’s a right time for that.
Jhing: When?
Rico: The same time when we meet.
Seen 1:58am
Rico: You really want to know me?
Jhing: Whatda.
Rico: You really want to know who I am?
Seen 2:03am
Rico: Seen means yes?
Seen 2:05am
Rico: 🙂
Rico: Answer your own question.
2:09am
Rico: When’s the right time?
2:18am
Rico: Meet me, Jhing Beybeh.
***
Day 084
11:11pm
Rico: Jhing Beybeh!
11:14pm
Rico: Jhing Beybeh?
11:16pm
Rico: You really don’t like us to meet.
11:17pm
Rico: 🙂
11:22pm
Rico: Did you know?
Rico: I visited my Grandmother this morning and saw my uncle and aunt.
Rico: They asked where GF was. When I told them that she’s gone, they became disappointed.
Rico: Then they started forcing me to get a new one. 😦
Rico: Did they forget about the 3 months rule¹?
11:23pm
Rico: They want me to quickly find a new GF?
Rico: Am I not allowed to move on in life? D:
11:24pm
Jhing: You haven’t moved on yet?
Rico: Uy you replied. 😀
Seen 11:27pm
Rico: What was your question?
11:28pm
Jhing: Don’t make me repeat it.
Rico: Awtsu why does it seems like Jhing Beybeh is in a bad mood?
11:30pm
Rico: I’m fine now.
11:31pm
Jhing: Moved on?
Rico: It’s okay. I’m not in a rush after all. What happens, happens. I’m just chilling.
11:32pm
Jhing: Ah.
Jhing: What about Joy?
Rico: Hahahaha what about Joy?
Jhing: She wants to marry you, and you’re in a marrying age already.
Rico: But I don’t want her.
11:33pm
Jhing: You’re just saying that because she likes you.
Rico: That’s not it.
Jhing: And why is that?
Rico: Joy is good ah. She’s sexy and beautiful. She looked like she had no qualms on hugging my leg, but I can’t. If I really like her, she wouldn’t be chasing me right now. I would’ve already grabbed the chance back in the massage place, but I didn’t. So yeah, one can tell that I’m not into her.
11:37pm
Jhing: But she likes you.
Rico: I like someone else.
Seen 11:38pm
11:42pm
Jhing: You know Jesus Crux, we have this notion to not like back the person who likes us.
Rico: Ha? :)))
11:43pm
Jhing: We tend to trash their feelings because we know that they’ll cling to us. Then after the chase and when that person has given up, that will be the time we’ll realize their worth.
Rico: But…
11:44pm
Jhing: Because we are too conceited a.
Rico: Are you telling me I’m conceited? 😦
Jhing: We want to feel important, that’s why we like it when we are being chased for love.
Jhing: Aren’t you?
11:45pm
Rico: So you’re also conceited?
Jhing: I did mention “we” which means it’s “>us², right?
Rico: Us?!
Rico: US?!
Rico: (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)
11:46pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: You didn’t say no!
11:47pm
Rico: ♡(•ིᴗ•̛)ྀ
Jhing: “Us” which meant “both of us.” And not the “us” you’re thinking.
Rico: Oh sure. (‘ ▽｀).。ｏ♡
Jhing: Whatever, Rico. You’re insane. 😦
Seen 11:47pm
11:49pm
Rico: Is that sad face? (‘Ａ｀。)
Jhing: Your fault. 😦
Rico: Why me? (个_个)
Jhing: Bwisit. 😦
Rico: What did I do Jhing Beybeh? ༼இɷஇ༽
11:50pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: Why are you like this, Baby Jhing? (⊙▂⊙✖ )
Jhing: BECAUSE YOU’RE A LECHE BWISIT!
11:51pm
Rico: Hahahahahahaha there you go!
Rico: You’re back to normal.
Rico: Baby Jhing worked it out. :”>
11:53pm
Jhing: Stop doing that.
Rico: Why would I?
Jhing: Ugh!
Rico: You don’t like Jhing Beybeh? You prefer Baby Jhing?
11:54pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: Then you call me Rico Beybeh?
11:55pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: Hashtag BlushingToTheBones
Rico: Baby Jhing and Rico Beybeh! ԅ( ˘ω˘ ԅ)
11:58pm
Rico: Ay yeah, I saw something.
12:02am
Jhing: What?
Rico: I saw a print screen on your instagram where someone messaged you “Follow back, Ate?” and you replied, “I love you too,” hahahaha so cute.
Rico: You can actually be sweet sometimes ah?
Seen 12:02am
12:07am
Jhing: You’re stalking my instagram?!
Rico: Oh no! Oh no!
Rico: Why are you accusing me?
Rico: I’m not stalking you! I told you I just saw it!
Rico: It was not on purpose. 😦
12:12am
Jhing: That was Sept 16, how is it not on purpose?
Rico: Ow.
Seen 12:13am
Rico: ヽ(｀Д’)ノ
Rico: ~(д’ノ)
Rico: ヽ( )ノ
Rico: (ヽ’△)~
Rico: ヽ(‘△’)ﾉ
Jhing: What the hell is that?
12:14am
Rico: Running around in circles.
12:15am
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
Rico: I have a question.
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
12:18am
Rico: Did something finally happened to you today?
Jhing: I thought you already gave that question up.
12:19am
Rico: He he.
Rico: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rico: So?
Jhing: None.
12:20am
Rico: Ah.
Rico: I have one more question.
Jhing: What?
12:21am
Rico: Answer it ah?
Jhing: Why?
Rico: Nothing much. Just answer it, okay?
Jhing: I don’t want to.
12:22am
Rico: Please?
Jhing: No.
Rico: Awtsu. Fine.
12:25am
Jhing: What is it anyway? If you’re going to ask, just ask directly and stop dilly-dallying.
Seen 12:29am
Rico is typing. . .
12:43am
Rico: Follow back, Ate?
Jhing: ? (8:Answer “I love you too”!!!)
Rico: 🙂
Seen 12:49am (8: Dang it!!!)
***
Day 085
11:11pm
Rico: Follow. . .back. . .
11:16pm
Jhing: One of the reasons why I hate Wattpad is the “follow me back” shit so please, stop it.
Rico: But :(((((
11:18pm
Jhing: I only follow those authors whose stories I read, friends, and readers who are remarkable.
Jhing: Plus you don’t even have Wattpad account.
11:19pm
Rico: That’s not what I meant! O_O
Jhing: Stop. Read this.
11:20pm
Jhing: To be followed is like love. You won’t have it without doing an effort to get it. It will come because you deserve it. No need to beg.
Seen 11:22pm
11:26pm
Rico: Sorry.
11:29pm
Jhing: For what?
Rico: Nothing. Sorry.
11:31pm
Rico: Sorry I’m handsome. 😦
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
Rico: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
11:37pm
Rico: I’ve read something from UST Files’ FB page.
Jhing: ?
11:38pm
Rico: I thought of buying the chocolate wafer Hello! from a girl who has a small booth in front of the Dapitan Gate.
Me: Miss, one Hello! please.
Girl: Hello.
-_-“
Rico: Hahahaha :DDDDDDDD
11:39pm
Jhing: Is that funny?
Rico: It is for me. :)))
11:40pm
Jhing: Who cares?
Rico: Awtsu. Harsh.
11:43pm
Jhing: Anyway, I remembered you this lunch.
11:45pm
Rico: ∑(O_O；)
Rico: Is it finally the time to confess your love for me?
Rico: \(//∇//)\
11:47pm
Jhing: What?!
Jhing: They played the song wiggle in the fast food! I got pissed.
Rico: Hashtag FalseHope.
Rico: Hashtag Ajujuju
Rico: o(；△；)o
11:49pm
Jhing: Whatever.
Jhing: But I don’t get it. So many people like the song and get LSS even though the lyrics don’t make any sense.
11:53pm
Rico: HOW DARE YOU BABY JHING!?!!11!1
Jhing: WTF
Rico: What nonsense?!
Rico: The wiggle song is overloading with sense, okay!
Rico: The composer was deeply emotional. D:
Rico: It was so deep that no one can understand it.
11:54pm
Rico: So amazing, right?!?!?
Seen 11:54pm
11:55pm
Jhing: .__.
Jhing: I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic, or you really like that wiggle song.
11:56pm
Rico: He he he ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
11:59pm
Rico: By the way, I heard some news.
Jhing: Hm?
12:00am
Rico: Meet and greet.
Seen 12:02am
Rico: In December.
Seen 12:03am
Rico: 2 months from now.
Seen 12:04am
Rico: (^ᴗ^)
12:05am
Rico: Where’s your meet and greet event?
Jhing: How the hell did you know that?
Rico: Where? 😀
12:06am
Jhing: Why?
Rico: Just asking. o(^▽^)o
Jhing: Don’t stalk me.
Rico: Awtsu.
Rico: You’re being kinda conceited? ヾ(°▽°)ノ
12:07am
Jhing: You’re a jerk.
Rico: Hahahaha!
12:08am
Rico: Even if you don’t tell me, I can find out where it is.
Jhing: I doubt we’re still chatting at that time.
Rico: Why not?
Seen 12:10am
Rico: We’re not going to chat anymore? Σ(゜ロ゜;)
Rico: Does that mean. . .
Rico: We’re going to talk in real life??!!!!1!1!1 〜(￣▽￣〜)
Seen 12:11am
12:14am
Jhing: ._.
Rico: Hahahaha so exciting ah.
Jhing: ._.
Seen 12:15am
12:32am
Rico: 00101110 01101000 01100101 01100010 01111001 01100101 01000010 00100000 01101111 01100011 01101001 01010010 00100000 00101100 01111001 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100101 01101110 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100011 01100001 01100101 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100101 01101101 00100000 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101110 01101001 01101111 01100111 00100000 01110010 01100101 00100111 01100101 01010111
12:37am
Jhing: You do know I’m an IT graduate, right?
Rico: Hahaha why?
12:39am
Jhing: I can read binary code.
12:40am
Rico: What does it mean then?
Jhing: .hebyeB ociR ,yad eno rehto hcae teem ot gniog re’eW
Jhing: I don’t like IT but I still learned this basic code, Jesus Crux.
Jhing: Wait
Jhing: WTF
12:41am
Jhing: wHat is that?!
Jhing: iodisofkjd
Rico: Really? ヽ(‘ ∇’ )ノ
Jhing: Shutanginames!
12:42am
Jhing: Bwisit!
Jhing: How dare you!
Rico: ｡◕‿◕｡
Jhing: JKHlhsdighsilgls
Jhing: Ugh!
Jhing: You tricked me!
Jhing: Fuck.
12:47am
Rico: Hahahahahaha :DDD
Jhing: Uggghhhh
Jhing: You’re a bastard.
Rico: Chill! o (◡‿◡✿)
Jhing: How dare you!
Rico: What did you say again? yad eno rehto hcae teem ot gniog re’eW??
Seen 12:48am
Rico: We’re going to meet each other one day?
Rico: My Baby Jhing is so sweet, you even called me Rico Beybeh. (‘∀｀)♡
Rico: Hashtag BlushingToTheBones
Seen 12:50am
12:52am
Jhing: ._.
Rico: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
***
Note:
Oblation Run - An annual event held by the University of the Philippines (UP). The runners are male, and traditionally run completely naked in public places on a designated route.
Ty, Ton, Jeru, Mac - I’m not sure but it’s probably the nicknames of Rico’s friends.
Green Minded - The word Green is "Berde", which sounds like "Birdie" (The common tagalog euphemism for a penis). So Green Minded means a person has dirty thoughts about something that was innocently spoken/happened.
Slam Book - A notebook which is passed among children and teenagers. The keeper of the book starts by posing a question and the book is then passed round for each contributor to fill in their own answer to the question.
Three Months Rule - A rule where you have to wait for three months after break up before going to a new relationship. It's a way of showing respect to your ex and your future lover.
Us/We - In tagalog it’s “Tayo,” which can also mean “together” so if you tell someone that “It’s us now,” it can be read as “We’re together/in a relationship now.”
