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I Heard You Are Going to Marry Me (Web Novel) - Chapter 53: Marrying Su Mo Was Not That Easy
Chapter 53: Marrying Su Mo Was Not That Easy
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Translator: Chen Ling, Sumi Wang
A red carpet extended from the entrance of the community all the way to Su Mo’s home. There were rainbow gate decorations, red paper-cut that read “Happy Wedding”, flowery road lead, and bubble machine. Someone was also repeatedly playing a song at the doorstep, which sang like this.
Let’s get married
Let’s get married
Forget about the hustle and bustle
Accompany me wandering around the world
Let’s get married
Let’s get married
Leave your happiness to me
I want your answer now
Would you marry me?
They were playing the song Let’s get married. It was more than perfect.
His brothers, Nine Fingers, Fourth Cripple, Little Stammer and Bai Hua were also very happy and excited. Once they had done managing the traffic and the car fleet had arrived smoothly, they drove over and became the best man.
Now that Xing Biao’s brothers were all gathered here, he pointed at Su Mo’s home and said, “Brothers, come with me and help me marry my wife!”
They all went upstairs in high spirits.
Xing Biao was very happy. Every step he took, he felt like as if he was one step closer to happiness. He was married today. He left home in his teens with no relatives by his side. From now on, Su Mo would become his family, his kinsfolk, and his lover. He wanted to spend his whole life with Su Mo, and thinking of it, he felt himself full of strength. He had been so alone for such a long time, and there was no one who truly cared for his needs. The days of being a bachelor would be all over now. He would not have to eat dumplings alone during the Spring Festival, sleep alone every night and have no one to talk to. He had Su Mo as his accompany.
When going upstairs, he took two steps at once. How he wished he could only take one more step to reach Su Mo!
His happiness began with this marriage.
Xing Biao smiled foolishly, and tried not to think of the difficult days he had lived before. Today was the big day and he should be happy. He was going to get married, yet none of his relatives showed up. However, it doesn’t matter as he had his brothers around, and Su Mo was also his kinsfolk.
He was so content with Su Mo by his side.
To him, Su Mo was the source of all happiness.
He wanted to love and cherish Su Mo, hold him on the top of his head, put him in the bottom of his heart and live a happy life with him. As long as Su Mo was happy, he would be happy as well. Su Mo’s smile would shed light to his life.
To be honest, he was even more nervous than he was when he first met Su Mo. This was the day of the wedding. His heart was now beating so fast as if there were a hundred little rabbits jumping in his heart, and it made him very nervous.
Not easy for me. I got married today. Finally there was someone who truly loved me and cared for me. I had a home now!
“Brother Biao, slow down.”
Bai Hua were panting already. Xing Biao wasn’t walking upstairs – he was absolutely running upstairs! It was so hard for them to catch up.
“When you get married, you’ll understand how I feel now. I wish I could hold him and kiss him right now, yelling at everyone, and announcing that we’re married.”
Nine Fingers walked at the end of the line. He was looking after Four Cripple, who could not walk well.
“Brother Biao must be high on drugs today. It is said that people are in high spirits when involved in happy events. As for Brother Biao, he gets totally crazy when involved in happy events!” Nine Fingers said.
“Oh my god. Why is it so fucking far? I am so tired.”
Fourth Cripple had a sore leg when walking upstairs. He really could not catch up with the speed of Xing Biao. It was a huge pity he did not have wings, with which he would have fly up there long ago.
“I’ve met people who were anxious to get married. I’ve never met someone so anxious as Brother Biao. Su Mo is there and he wouldn’t run away, why was Brother Biao so anxious?”
Marriage made people crazy, and Fourth Cripple now understood the meaning.
Finally they arrived at the doorstep. There was a red paper-cut that read “Happy Wedding”.
Xing Biao tidied up his clothes, checked up the collar, moved the tie, and combed his hair.
When you marry your wife, you want to look your best. Xing Biao wanted to Su Mo to cry out “I love you” at his first sight.
Till then, Xing Biao knocked the door.
“Darling, darling, I am here to marry you. Open the door.”
“Who is your darling?”
“Cui Xun, open the door for me.”
“Marrying Su Mo is not that easy. Sing a song for us. Sing a song for the occasion.”
Cui Xun was still bearing grudges. Once Xingbiao held his hands and pinched him like a pincer pliers, today he would revenge Xing Biao and make him suffer.
“Let him sing. Him singing the song The Crescent Moon at Mid-night will frighten you all to death.”
Su Mo calmly warned everyone. He had been through it. When he heard Xing Biao singing the first section of the song, he could not sleep for the whole night. Let him sing, and show them the voice of a deadly singer.
“That’s easy.”
Bai Hua confidently thumped his chest, and said “I’ll sing.”
Even Su Mo became interested. Whee, the brothers made no distinction between “you”and “me” while fighting a war, did they? The best man could even sing a song on behalf of the groom?
Wondering how much Xing Biao would let the brothers help.
Bai Hua cleared his throat and began to sing with his head wagging.
“My big brother is about to get married. You must not mess about him any more. If you cannot get over him – don’t worry – he has forgotten you long ago. In fact, we are a bunch of boring bachelors, saying that the grapes are sour because we have no grapes to eat. In fact, we want to get married long ago; so pity that good men have been married already. In fact, marriage is great. Big brother, don’t you be afraid. You will have one more father and one more mother to love you after marriage, except that you can no longer flirt with other boys.”
Everyone inside and outside the room burst out laughing. It was a pretty funny song, and quite appropriate for today.
“Oh, he is such a talent.”
“What does Bai Ye mean? I now know that he is not only eloquent, but also good at singing.”
Xing Biao’s brothers were booing and shouted outside the room, “Lawyer Su, we also want to get married. Is there any classmates suitable for us that you could help introduce?
“Come on. Let’s not waste our time here. Don’t miss the auspicious timing for wedding.”
Xing Biao gave a thumbs-up to Bai Hua. He was really something! And was also a talent!
“No way, no way. Pledge to us what would you do to make Su Mo happy after your marriage.”
As for this… Xing Biao wondered what he should say to please the group of people inside the room.
“As long as he abides by our agreement, it should be good enough.”
More than 30 detailed articles of agreement were listed by Su Mo already.
“I would act cute, tirelessly care for Su Mo every way. I would be strong and stay healthy, especially keep my waist strong and my kidneys fit. I would do all the housework and cook for him everyday, even fondle my darling and seduce him. No, no, I mean to live a happy life with him.”
Xing Biao corrected himself immediately. By saying “fondle my darling and seduce him”, everyone would know what he was thinking about. “Live a happy life with him” would sound more implicit.
Su Mo’s face went red right away. The whole roomful of people were laughing again.
“Oh my god, I laughed so hard that my baby almost came out.” Lingling sat on the sofa and gently touched her belly.
Cui Xun was holding the wall, laughing out loud.
Hearing what Lingling just said, Su Mo could not help himself bursting into laughter as well. They were so funny.
The wedding became a complete spoof, yet Su Mo didn’t interfere.
“He promised to keep his waist strong and his kidneys fit? Ask him to do a hundred push-ups and see if he can do it.”
Lingling snorted, “This is the best way to test if a man’s waist is strong enough.”
“Why don’t you praise my waist?”
“Well, open the door and you can compete with them to see who can finish a hundred push-ups as soon as possible.”
Su Mo felicitated that he did not accepted Lingling as his girlfriend. Her personality was too strong for him.
“Ask everyone to do it, including the best man.”
A woman could come up with thousands of ways to make it hard for the best man. Some one even put the door keys in the fridge and froze it, then asked the best man to melt the ice and open the door.
“Why are there bridesmaids?”
Big Mouth was curious, how come there was a woman giving an order?
“Probably it’s his younger female cousin. Just do it, the little sister-in-law was requesting.”
“You’ll have to do ten push-ups.” Cui Xun shouted towards the peep-hole of the door, staring at everyone carefully. Come on, do it – he would watch the whole process.
It was an old apartment, and how big could the stair well be? Nine Fingers, Big Mouth, Fourth Cripple and Bai Hua were very clever to withdraw to the lower floor, pretending that they were not the best man, that they were the crowd of onlookers, and that they don’t know the groom.
However, Little Stammer was an honest and sincere child, almost as honest as Xing Biao. Hearing that they need to do push-ups, the others all ran, while Little Stammer did not. He really lied on the ground and did push-ups together with Xing Biao. Xing Biao did it fast and Cui Xun could see him as clear as day.
“Wow. He was as fast as if he’s equipped with an electric motor. Su Mo, you’ll have a sexual life of superb quality.”
Su Mo grabbed an apple on the table and threw it to Cui Xun.
“Shut up! So gossipy and meddlesome.”
Su Mo’s face flushed bright red. Cui Xun was such a bastard. Was he high on drugs today? What was he saying in front of all his classmates? How embarrassed.
“Little Stammer is not as good as Xing Biao. He did only three push-ups and was already tired.”
Cui Xun touched his own waist, mumbling. “My waist is definitely stronger than his.”
Su Mo could bear these bastards no more. If they continued to make fun of the groom, things may go out of control. He pushed Cui Xun aside and wanted to open the door.
“Hey, Su Mo, you traitor! Even if you take pity on Xing Biao, you can’t betray us. Somebody, hold Su Mo on the sofa.”
Their classmates all went to Su Mo and refrained both his arms.
“Hey, don’t make me do it. Stop fooling around .”
Su Mo really did not expect this group of people to be so crazy. It seemed they wouldn’t stop messing up until they had enough fun. They sent him to Lingling. Lingling grabbed Su Mo’s arm and threatened, “You’re our hostage now. What do you dare? Don’t forget that I’m pregnant and you may hurt my baby.”
“Hey, that is too outrageous. Don’t fool around now. Open the door and let him in.”
“Wow, you are already defending for him. We’ve been classmates for so many years. As expected, a man forgets about his brothers and friends as soon as he marries his husband.”
Cui Xun stirred up an argument deliberately and everyone in the room despised Su Mo, who put his lover before his friends. That was what a man would do, always putting his lover before his friends.
