Published at 7th of December 2019 6:01 pm

Chapter 56: Take Home This Old Orphan with You

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Translator: Sumi Wang

Su Mo blushed. The laughter of these people had made his face even redder. Xing Biao was so loose-tonged, of course he got laughed at by everyone now. His wedding would absolutely be laughed at by this group of people for a lifetime.

Su Mo rudely shook off Xing Biao’s hand again. Xing Biao picked up the bare rose peduncles and stuff it into Su Mo’s arms in a hurry.

“Darling, marry me and be my kinship. Spend your whole life with me.”

“Get down on your knees and propose to him! If Su Mo refuses your proposal today, you are over! It’s over!”

Cui Xun still held a grudge. He was so innocent yet he took the blame.

Xing Biao indeed held a bunch of rose peduncles without petals, and knelt on one knee.

“Darling, could you please, take home this poor man whom no one cares for. Don’t leave him alone and helpless. Be his lover and companion for a lifetime.”

“You are so shameless and have no face.”

He really lowered his profile. He dared to say anything, even begging piteously?

“I want my darling. I don’t want my face!”

Bai Hua patted his own forehead and shook his head to Nine Fingers.

“Now I see. The big boss IS our big boss, but the boss’s boss is Lawyer Su. Lawyer Su has our big boss’s backing and no one should provoke him. If we dare to do so, the big boss would definitely eat us alive!”

Nine Fingers couldn’t agree more. Xing Biao was thoroughly a slave to his wife.

“Don’t provoke Lawyer Su. Even if Lawyer Su didn’t care about it, big brother would never let us go.”

“You are wrong. Lawyer Su wouldn’t let go those who provoke him, neither.”

That’s right. They were a couple whom no one could afford to provoke. Stay away from them. None of them was not to be trifled with.

Su Mo took the bunch of rose from Xing Biao with a disliking look. There was only a few petals left. It was originally very beautiful, but now it looked so ugly.

“How ugly.”

Xing Biao was on tenterhooks – Su Mo disliked the flowers.

“The flowers you brought are ugly. What you said when proposing is not romantic. What you did today frightened my classmates and friends. You are rude and impolite, reckless and brainless.”

Xing Biao did not expect himself to behave so badly today which made Su Mo disliked him so much.

“Darling…”

Su Mo smiled and patted him on the shoulder.

“However, if I don’t take you home, you’d be an old orphan indeed. Abandonment is against the law. As a lawyer, I would not deliberately break the law. No matter how rebarbative you are, I could not abandon you. I’ll take you home, you poor wretch.”

Xing Biao eyes brightened. His darling had said yes! He jumped up and cheered, holding Su Mo and spun with him for several times.

Holding Su Mo’s waist, Xing Biao began to spin. He was crazy with joy.

My darling nodded! My darling promised to spend his whole life with me! My darling agreed to take me home.

He had a home now. He had relatives. He had a wife to care for him and love him.

Su Mo could not help smiling. Such a fool! He always spoke his mind without thinking too much. Blunt, rude, but so stupidly cute. Su Mo would never admit that he was moved by Xing Biao’s pitiful words of proposal – that he was homeless, and that he had no parents. He was not soft-hearted at all – even if he was, he would not admit it.

Su Mo hit Xing Biao on the shoulder.

You fool! Stop spinning and put me down. Jesus Christ, you were already at your thirties, yet you acted as if you were only three. So hotheaded! Why was he so agitated?

Xing Biao held Su Mo’s face and kissed him on the lips in excitement.

“Come on, let’s get married!”

Everyone in the room cheered and booed. They had witnessed this historic moment of proposal. Xing Biao had really been through a lot to marry Su Mo. There was only one step left towards their marriage, yet Su Mo kept Xing Biao in suspense. The marriage was almost canceled. Oh my!

Although Xing Biao was somewhat barbaric like the bandits, but everyone could see that he loved Su Mo deeply. He was subservient to Su Mo’s every wish, and even willing to please him. It couldn’t be nicer for Su Mo to marry someone loved him so much as Xing Biao. In Lingling’s words, he was manful, knowing when to eat humble pie and when to hold his head high; he was man enough, acting peremptorily; he was a good husband, showing great affection for his wife.

He could fiercely shout ‘Don’t touch my darling’, and in two ticks, he pathetically begged Su Mo to take him home. After Su Mo said yes, he kissed Su Mo on his lips with great joy. Oh my, that was a man among men. A true man should be able to act cute, be shameless, and also be mighty enough to have his lover all to himself. He was fierce, but also very cute.

“Have you informed your brothers and sisters of your wedding?”

Xing Biao helped Su Mo tidy his chest tag, there was a red paper read “The Groom” with a red rose on it. Hearing what Su Mo had asked, his fingers stopped for a moment.

“You are the only kinsfolk I have.” He smiled.

Su Mo understood that he didn’t inform his family. He did not what had happened back in Xing Biao’s hometown, but if he didn’t inform his family for such a big event, surely he wanted to break off the relations.

Xing Biao held Su Mo’s hands tight and said, “I feel content enough with you by my side. No one else matters.”

“Fine. There are so many things to do. Let’s just forget about it. You sure they didn’t pull a whole bunch of tricks on us?”

What had happened back in Xing Biao’s hometown was his sore spot, and Su Mo would just stop mentioning it from now on. He would not want to make Xing Biao feel miserable on such a big day.

“Who dares to pull tricks on you, Lawyer Su? Originally they were planning some wicked ideas, but Bai Hua said to them that, if you want to play with fire, just go ahead. Then they no longer dared.”

Little Stammer’s face was wreathed with smiles. Bai Hua was so afraid of Lawyer Su, and he dared not to do mischief. He turned down all the wicked ideas such as, blow the flour to find the hidden ring, or take off Su Mo’s shirt and smear chocolate in his chest and then ask Xing Biao to lick it all. They even came up with such idea – stuff ten candies into Xing Biao’s mouth and ask Su Mo to fetch the candy with his mouth, and drop it to the plate in successive; if one candy falls out of the plate, then do it all over again. There was more, such as tie a few balloons around Su Mo’s waist, and ask Xing Biao to squeeze it broken with his waist or his “you know what”. Another ideas was to blindfold Su Mo’s eyes and ask him to touch a row of people, and then find out Xing Biao and feed him a cake. They also planned to ask them to kiss each other with a block of ice inside their mouths, and they could not separate with each other until the ice melted.

There were so many ways of playing tricks on people, and the ideas they came up with were so very vicious and violent.

Outside Su Mo’s apartment yesterday, these people planned seriously and discussed fiercely. They wanted to fool with the couple from stem to stern.

Bai Hua didn’t involve in the conversation much. He just smoked and when they were discussing in full swing, he threw a wet blanket on them, “Yeah, go ahead and fool with them as much as you want. You would be all stroke by luck if Lawyer Su would not bear a grudge on you for a lifetime. Even our big brother doesn’t dare to upset him, how come you have the guts to mess with him? Is life too boring for you?”

Thinking of Su Mo’s indifferent smile and his imposing manner, they suddenly got discouraged. They were more than willing to make fun of the couple, but… they could not take the consequence if Lawyer Su gets really angry. He defeated Jiang in no time, and it would not be very laborious to punish them all.

“He is wise.”

“They don’t dare! Don’t worry, darling. I’m here with you. Even if the sky falls down, I’m here to hold it. I won’t have you tricked by them a bit.”

Bai Hua was so smart. If he provoked Lawyer Su who was very likely to bear grudges, he would not get way with it anyway. Su Mo would definitely revenge him sooner or later.

Su Mo also came up with a solution. If they dare to mess with him, he would kick Xing Biao out. He would never make himself embarrassed in front of everyone.

“However, Bai Hua also said that, big brother gets married at his thirties, and the marriage is once in a lifetime…So it would be a pity if we didn’t play a trick on you.”

Little Stammer was so honest to tell the truth. Now everyone knew.

Su Mo shook off Xing Biao’s hand, and sat away from him. He looked as if he didn’t know whom Xing Biao was. He didn’t want to get involved in their mischief. He was not acquainted with them – No, he didn’t know these people. They only met for once.

Xing Biao sat closer to Su Mo. “Darling, a couple shares happiness and woe. Let’s share woe first, and then happiness.”

“Brother Biao, I don’t know what they are plotting; what I know is that it would be something big.”

Little Stammer gave a sympathetic look.

“It’s not that I won’t help you; it’s just I can’t defeat them all. Well, take care.”

“D-a-r-l-i-n-g, you won’t leave me alone, would you?”

He slowly drew out the word “darling”. At least they didn’t dare to do mischief on Su Mo – the boss’s boss. Su Mo’s reputation could work as a shield as well.

“Can I not get married?”

“Shit. Little Stammer, drive fast to the hotel, as fast as as if there is a policeman chasing after you!”

Xing Biao yelled. Little Stammer immediately carried out the big brother’s command and drove at top speed. The marriage car fleet couldn’t catch up with them at all. Oh my, he may get a thousand tickets for breaking the traffic rules. It indeed took a large sum of money to get married. Oh, my god.

“Hum, I don’t believe that you dare to jump out of the car. When we arrive at the hotel, I’ll force you to perform the ceremony. Anyway we already had the marriage certificate, you’ll have to marry me!”

Little Stammer’s driving techniques were awesome. When Xing Biao was still speaking grandiloquence about he would force Su Mo into marriage, Little Stammer already sharply turned and stopped the car at the hotel.

Little Stammer stopped the car so abruptly that Su Mo’s head almost hit the glass window. Xing Biao acted very fast and held Su Mo’s head in his arms. Xing Biao’s shoulder hit the window and it fucking hurt.

A bunch of unreliable people.

“Little Stammer, I’ll cut your wages for this!”

The marriage car fleet also arrived shortly. Most likely people had never seen marriage car fleet driving with the speed of racing. The cars drove away before they could recognize them. Zoom! A car drove past. Zoom zoom zoom! All cars went past. White plastic bags were blown up to the sky by the wind. People couldn’t see the license plate clearly anyhow.

They arrived at ten o ‘clock in the hotel, and Xing Biao wanted to perform the wedding ceremony now. According to the general rules, the wedding should start at around 12 o ’clock. Friends and relatives had not all arrived yet. They were going to set off the firecrackers and perform the ceremony right now.

The air was filled with the sound of bursting firecrackers and the din of clashing gongs and cymbals. Xing Biao even invited two groups of people to do the yangko dance – a group of middle-aged ladies did the northeast yangko dance at the gate of the hotel, with red silk cloth and fans dancing in the air. Two groups of people were doing the lion and dragon dance. Damn it, there were also dancing and singing performances – the singers were singing while stripping on the stage. Where was the police? Somebody call the police! There was live pornographic show.

Was this a wedding? This was the temple fair during Spring Festival. Normal people couldn’t do such a thing. The only missing part for a whole temple fair was acrobatic stunts!

Can we get something classy? Can he follow the common template and be more normal?

Xing Biao was scouting around like a green-hand thief. These bastards were plotting against him. He would observe carefully and try to find out what were they planning to do. He checked everywhere, even bowed down to check lower places, but discovered nothing unusual.

“What are you looking for?”

“I’m looking for an ambush.”

“Don’t be silly. This is a marriage, not a temple fair. How come you arranged so many performances?”

“I didn’t do it.”

The drum beat was so fierce and it made people’s nerve pump quickly. Both of them had to shout at each other, because they couldn’t hear each other clearly if they didn’t lean close to their ears.

“Bai Hua prepared for the wedding. He should be beaten for sure.”

Su Mo noticed that Xing Biao’s brothers were standing at the door of the hotel, divided into two lines, applauding enthusiastically to them.

He thought to himself, “Bai Hua, you are gonna pay for it.”

The wedding host wa here. Xing Biao said to him, “Let’s go to the banquet hall and perform the ceremony right away.”

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