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Level Up Just By Eating (Web Novel) - Chapter 38: Idiot girl goddess and Sadistic Angel ~Eating Hamburger~
Chapter 38: Idiot girl goddess and Sadistic Angel ~Eating Hamburger~
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Translated by kuronochan
Laura was an idiot as usual, but the dish was completed successfully.
"Kehma-dono, what in the world, is this......?"
"From how its shape, it looks like something like a sandwich......"
"It's also a dish I saw for the first time!"
I said.
"It's hamburger."
I cannot say that the bread part was completely reproduced, but the lettuce and mayonnaise can be seen from the edge of its round form.
And the sauce I made myself really looked hamburger.
"Kehma-dono, there is no spoon or fork though......"
"It's a dish that you don't need to use one after all."
"It means, like this......?"
"It really looks exciting!"
Rorona and Laura grabbed the hamburger.
"Fuwa! Wa! Wa!"
"Kyauu?!"
The lettuce inside almost fell off.
The two of them caught it with their mouth in a hurry.
Hamu! Hamu! Hamu!
They only ate the lettuce with a (＞＜) face.
It is also very hamburger because that happens when you're off-guard.
I also opened my mouth with a peaceful feeling. My teeth sunk into the bread.
The crispy texture of the lettuce, mayonnaise that entangled with my tongue. The bread that absorbed meat juice.
The meat that was cooked well had a crisp response.
I tasted it.
The lettuce, meat, and bread that entwined with the thick sauce, mayonnaise, became three into one and melted.
And when I have gotten used to that taste, the pickle's sourness.
That thing that spread slowly had the best accent.
Tererettete〜.
I leveled up.
Tererettete〜.
My level went up.
Level: 1495→1498
HP: 20857/20857（↑24）
MP: 20664/20664（↑20）
Strength: 20886（↑25）
Vitality: 23612（↑22）
Agility: 21099（↑20）
Magic Powers: 20730（↑18）
Raised Skills
High Charge LV1 32/50（↑2）
Learned Skills
Life Force Strengthening LV1 1/50
In addition to simply leveling up, my High Charge's proficiency increased.
This is a powerful skill that would multiply tackle-type attacks by 1.5x.
The ingredients of the meat is probably that type.
The Life Force Strengthening skill that I learned is like this.
◆ Life Force Strengthening
In the case where a method of recovery is used during times of near death, the recovery amount would be multiplied by 1.2x.
It's a plain but useful skill.
Its multiplier would probably increase as well if the skill levels up.
As expected of hamburger.
And, there was also a gibberish skill.
ＨＡＨＡＨＡ@ LV1 1/50
What the heck is that?
I read the explanation.
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ＨＡＨＡＨＡ is the soul of a person who frequently eats hamburgers.
Those who popular humans who gained this skill laughs ＨＡＨＡＨＡ when told a joke.
Is that a skill?!
It's true that people who frequently eat hamburgerーーit is the impression of laughs of Americans, but could that be treated as a skill?!
I did not know that at all......
It was a result that made me want to consider how to treat hamburgers from now on.
Besides me who was dumbstruck, the girls who would not gain such skill even if they eat hamburgers shouted their impressions.
"Fueeen!! Delicious!!!
This white thing in the lettuce is so thick, and it melts inside my mouthhh!!"
"It's true, it's a taste I have never eaten before......"
"It's delicious! Kehma-sama!!"
" " Such a delicious thing, it's the first time I ate one! " "
Not to mention Laura, even Rorona, Femil, and the adventurers that we saved liked it a lot.
As expected of America's soul food. It's the soul's tongue dance.
However, the God that lives on Earth made the world with just seven days.
And obviously, payment comes later on because of such bad construction work.
And that payment, it comes to the hamburger.
In other wordsーー.
"Fueeen......, Kehmaaa〜. My hand, it's so stickyyy〜〜......"
Your hands gets dirty.
"Oh really, what a helpless useless goddess."
I took Laura's hand and licked it.
I licked the sauce that stuck on her white, beautiful hand.
"Hyaaan! Annn! W-W-W-W-What are you doing!! Idiot!!!"
"I took it off right? There was sauce in your hand."
"You didn't need to lick it!"
"It can't be helped right? After all, I thought that you'd hate it if I licked it."
"Isn't that strange for a reason?!?!?!?!"
"Men have things that they must do even if it is something strange!!"
"Don't say that coolly!!"
I was scolded, but it is Laura who said it so I simply ignored it.
I suddenly looked towards Rorona and Femil.
(Haggu!)
(Auu......)
Both of them had sauce in their hand.
"I-I-I-I-I-I'm fine!!"
"I-I'm also fine, alright!!!"
The two of them hid their hands and said that.
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We arrived at the town.
We received the quest differently, so we parted with Rorona and went to report.
"Ehehee〜. Salary, I'm looking forward to it〜♪ Right, Kehma〜♪"
Laura had a happy smile in her face, but I thought that we would not receive that much.
We talked about the White Cloud that attacked the adventurers, but they said that it would not be recognized if we don't bring something to prove it.
That's why we would only get the daily salary that we decided upon beforehand.
The receptionist Onee-san brought a tray with the reward on it.
"This will be the rewards for this time."
There were 3 gold coins there.
"Just theseee?!?!?!?!"
"Eh?! Ah, yes......"
"Why?! Why?! We spent so many days, why is there only 3 gold coins?!!"
"About you, you didn't even work for a second."
"Fueee〜〜〜〜〜〜n."
The idiot goddess got quiet after having her cheeks pinched.
"I mean, in fact, it's about this much."
"Although the actual wage would be 600000 Barse, you bought two clothes made out of Mithril Thread that is 300000 Barse each, so......"
"Getting 3 gold coins more is rather a bonus huh."
"If it were announced that there is a 2-month escort quest that has a reward of mithril thread clothes and 3 gold coins, 90% of the adventurers in our guild would rush to accept the quest."
"I see, huh."
I got convinced, picked up the gold coins, and put it in my bag.
"Let's cancel it! Kehma!"
"Ha......?"
"Let's treat it as the quest has yet to be completed and wander around outside the town!
If we wander around for about ten days, since it's 10000 and ten days, umm, uhmmm............"
The useless goddess Laura used both of her hands to calculate such a simple problem.
"It's 150000 Barse!!"
On top of that, she got it wrong.
The desire to get money had distorted her reality.
"It's 150000 Barse just wandering around you know!
Don't you think that the only choice we have is to wander around?!!"
What a useless goddess.
She's too amazing in so many sense.
It is not only what she says that is absurd, the place where she's saying it is absurd too.
Something like talking about dishonesty in front of the guild? Isn't that something like planning a terrorist attack in front of a police station?
Not to mention the receptionist Onee-san, even the clerks at the back were stunned.
In a sense, the terrorist attack succeeded.
In the sense of suicide bombing.
I grabbed the back of the useless goddess's head.
"Fuehee〜"
She probably thought that she was being patted.
The useless goddess showed a comfortable smile.
That smile that shows her pearl white teeth was lovely as a child's showing her uncle her test with perfect results.
This smile, I want to protect it.
I would really want to say that if I ignored the flow of things earlier.
However, I know what she just did earlier.
Gosshaa!
I slammed Laura's face into the receptionist counter.
"Please be at ease! There is absolutely no way that I would accept this thing's suggestion!"
The dynamic sincerity that I showed put off the receptionists.
However, in such apology, people would believe it the more exaggerated it is.
I was unable to protect Laura's smile.
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"Fueeen, Kehma's so baaaad......"
Inside the town.
The idiot Laura moaned while pressing her forehead.
I told her.
"What's bad is your rotten brain."
"You're really so crueeel!!"
The idiot protested, but I did not hear anything.
Since I did not hear anything, it was the same as having no protest.
"Kehma-dono!
When I was talking with the idiot, Rorona towards me.
"What's up? Rorona."
"Kehma-dono's reward!!"
A small bag full of gold coins.
I took a quick look, there was at least 30 of them.
"What's with this?
"The reward that Kehma-dono must've received!"
"???"
Rorona took out a small vial from her pocket.
"I have used the elixir called Dragon Potion in the fight earlier!
That fact became a proof that we fought against such a monster!"
"Is it alright with just that?"
"That is trust towards meーーan executive of Golden Prairie."
That's amazing.
"Anyways, anyways, it's like that!
So Kehma-dono, please accept the subjugation reward!"
"If so, then I'll gladly take it.
I received the gold coins.
However, Rorona stared at me feverishly.
"Is there anything else?"
"D-D-Do you have anything at hand right now?!!
I want to work for Kehma-dono who I am grateful to!!"
"Even if you say that......"
Since I have money, there's nothing to do too......
"Do you have something? Laura."
"Relaxing while laying around!!"
It was an instant answer.
"I want to live relaxing while laying around without doing anything in the inn leisurely!!"
"You did nothing at all on that journey with a carriage, on top of that, you still......want to laze around?"
Trash......!! Garbage......!!
This useless goddess, trash......!! Garbage......!!
I grabbed Laura's collar and said as if you give away a kitten.
"If so, can you throw this thing into the river?"
"Why?!! Why throw?!! I didn't do anything you know?!"
"I'm throwing you away since you aren't doing anything though."
"Why, why, why?!! Even I, uhmmm......I'm a mascot right?!! A mascot that must be loved!
Or maybe a vault!! A vault where important treasures are packed in!!!
Don't you think that throwing away a vault because it doesn't do anything is weird?!?!?!"
The useless goddess that does not want to work, not to mention a goddess's, she even threw away her dignity as a human being.
She's really, already, a Super Useless Goddess.
"But, rather than a vault, it's like a pig carrying baggage......"
"How cruel are you really?!!"
I released a blow towards Laura's stomach seeing her receive a shock.
"Gyafu......!!"
Laura lost her consciousness instantaneously.
"Yare yare huh."
I carried Laura on my shoulder.
"Laura lost her consciousness. Sorry, but, I need to return to the inn."
"Rather than lost, wasn't she forced to do so?!!"
"That is what they call difference with perspectives."
"What?!!"
I carried Laura back.
I'm such a good person, not throwing her away and taking care of her although she is such a useless goddess.
Laura who called me Sadistic Angel is pretty much correct.
Was it because I felt pleasant? The skill activated without warning.
"ＨＡＨＡＨＡ."
