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Why Didn’t You Tell Me Your Mother Was a Fujoshi? (Web Novel) - Oneshot
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Version 1
Shou: Why didn't you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?!
Gong: Be good, I also just know.
Shou: Stop groping around, if your mother see us......【Shy】
Gong: It's okay, if she sees us, so what? Be good, open your mouth.
Shou: Don't——Um......
......
[Fujoshi mama: Such a black-bellied and rascal of a son was really given birth by me?"
Version 2
Shou: Why didn't you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?
Gong: I didn't tell you?
Shou: You didn't!
Gong: Okay, I didn't tell you.
Shou: (Humph!)
Gong: I didn't dare to tell you, who say you have such a dislike toward fujoshi.
Shou:......
Gong: Don't get angry, how about, I'll you the truth, okay?
Shou: 【Unhappy】You! What are you still hiding from me?!
Gong:......The truth is, my father is a fudanshi......
Shou: !
Gong: It was my parents who noticed you first.
Shou: !!
Gong: My parents say you're their ideal daughter-in-law.
Shou: !!!
Gong: They have already had a good talk with your parents, next month we will go to Holland to get married.
Shou: !!!!
Gong: The invitations have already been sent out.
Shou: !!!!!
Gong: Hey hey hey——don't faint!
Version 3
Shou: Why didn't you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?
Gong: I'm sorry.
Shou: 【Try hard to be angry, but——】*sigh*, forget it.
【Fujoshi mama: *sigh*, how did I raise such a foolish and facial paralysis son——although very cute; How did he find such a virtuous wife?——However really cute.】
Version 4
Shou: Why didn't you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?
Gong: Huh? What?! My mother was a fujoshi?!!!!
Shou: ......
Gong: That's why when I visit tieba, I saw a post, that situation was described as that of ours......
Shou: What?!!!
Version 4
Gong: Why didn't you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?!!!!
Shou: Can't you satisfy a little of my guilty-pleasure? 【Shou's guilty pleasure is: Through many obstacles and all kinds of dog blood, finally HE......】
Gong: So——back then your mother put up innumerable obstacles was also on purpose?
Shou: 【Nod】
Gong: So, she's very much in favor of us being together?
Shou: 【Nod】
Gong: So, so, you've been lying to me?!
Shou: 【Nod——Shake his head！！】
Gong: Humph!! 【Fling his head back and leave】
Shou: If you take another step, don't think about getting in my bed again.
Gong: !!!
Shou: Or——You want me to take the initiative tonight?
Gong: !!!——you said it!!!【Then picked Shou up】
Shou: Hey! Quickly let me go! Now is still daytime!!!
Gong: Can't you satisfy a little of my guilty-pleasure?
Shou: No——Um......【Then wrap his arms around Gong's neck】
......
【Transmigrate - Version Shou transmigrate】
Shou: Why didn't you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?
Gong: Fujoshi? Woman? My mother has always been a woman.
(Note: 腐女 (fǔnǚ) - Fujoshi and 妇女 (fùnǚ) - Woman sound similar)
Shou: I mean——Your mother, why did your mother agree to let us be together?
Gong: You don't agree? 【Frown, a dangerous sign arise in his eyes】
Shou: No——*sigh*, I mean, why is your mother, why is your mother like painting of man and man doing that kind of thing......【His voice grew smaller while his face became redder......】
Gong: Oh, it's like that. What about that? You don't like doing that kind of thing?
Shou: ......Don't like! 【Act proud and playful (tsundere)】
Gong: 【Pick Shou up horizontally】Then we'll do it until you like it!
Shou: No——Ah! 【Rant: In the end, it's not um, because gong directly nibbles on Shou's neck, therefore he can only "ah" with ecstasy. Whoever thinks askew should immediately go face the wall.】
【Transmigrate - Version Gong transmigrate】
Gong: Why didn't you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?
Shou: Fujoshi? What is that?
Gong: It's a woman who likes seeing men doing gay stuff.
(Note: 搅基 (jiǎojī) - Doing gay stuff)
Shou: Chicken? What is chicken legs?
(Note: 搅基 (jiǎojī) - Doing gay stuff and 脚鸡 (Jiǎojī) - chicken legs = different characters but sound the same)
Gong: jiǎojī (Doing gay stuff) is——【Pounce on shou......As for that question, it was thrown to the back of his head.......】
【Transmigrate - Version Gong and Shou both transmigrate】
Shou: Why didn't you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?!
Gong: I only know her for less than a year, okay?!
Shou: Say, do you think she also transmigrated?
Gong: ......A transmigrated fujoshi? Really terrifying......
Shou: At least it's not female transmigrated into a male body......
Fujoshi mama: Uh, actually I was GAY in my past life......
Gong & Shou: =口=......【Shocked】
-The End-
