Chapter 1065 Marriage (4)

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A large group of people rushed out of Ding Ding's courtyard and heard a series of screams!

"The bridegroom is here, the bridegroom is here!"

"Haha … open the defensive array!"

"Hurry up!"

With a buzzing sound, the entire courtyard was enveloped by the earthen yellow defensive array. Chu Jun couldn't help but shudder. His alcohol intent woke up a bit. Holy shit, he even used the defensive array to treat this groom as a big grey wolf!

"Haha, well-prepared. Those who come are not good!" Shen Xiaobao shouted strangely.

Xu Song laughed loudly and said, "Our specialty is siege and fortress uprooting. What do the brothers think?"

"Hahaha!" The brothers laughed in unison, and some were even eager to try.

Chu Jun raised his hand and smiled, "Brothers, we are the masters of civilization. We are the first to fight and then the second to salute … er … we are the first to salute and then the last to fight!"

Under the stimulation of the alcohol, Chu Jun's tongue twisted a little!

Pa pa pa pa … Chu Jun patted the barrier several times and shouted, "Open the door immediately to offer the beauty. Otherwise, this king will go in and kill all the chickens and dogs!"

"Alright!"

"Overbearing!"

"Haha, Your Majesty the World King, good job!"

The onlookers were afraid that the world would be in chaos as they roared loudly. The female cultivators' laughter came from the courtyard. A moment later, a crack opened in the courtyard door, and a sweet face popped out. Through this crack, one could see a large group of female cultivators ambushing behind them with killing sticks.

Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat profusely. Grandma's leg, there were so many people. This was the rhythm of an ambush on all sides!

The female cultivator smiled and said, "Oh, isn't this the bridegroom? If you want us to open the door, you can write a poem about knocking at the door first, or sing a song."

"Holy shit, I even got this thing. If I had known earlier, I would have brought Xu Ji and the others here!" Chu Jun muttered.

Most of the people who came with Chu Jun to welcome them were battle generals. They were like Jiang Bin and the like. If you let them curse their mothers, they would definitely be extremely smooth. If they chanted poems correctly, they would be constipated.

Fortunately, Chu Jun was unable to write poems, but he could still sing. He took advantage of the alcohol to say, "The moon represents my heart." Hearing that, the faces of the female cultivators turned red and their hearts beat wildly. Ding Ding, who was mixed in with the female cultivators, spat out a few mouthfuls, "Stinky eggs, how meat-numbing!"

When had the people here ever heard such "bare bones" lyrics? Even Luo Heng, who was standing in front of the collapse of Mount Tai without changing his expression, looked at someone who was singing deeply with "admiration" as he rubbed goosebumps on his arm.

"After singing, open the door!" Chu Jun shouted without changing his expression.

Only then did the female cultivator who was in charge of guarding the door recover from the touching singing. She smiled sweetly and said, "Alright, you've passed the first round. Open the door and enjoy the money!"

Chu Jun winked at the club. The latter hurriedly stepped forward and poured out a large pile of spirit crystals from his storage belt. It was piled up like a small mountain. There were at least a hundred thousand spirit crystals. The female cultivator's eyes immediately lit up. The female cultivators behind her all leaned closer to the crack in the door and let out screams.

"The two hundred thousand spirit crystals are all here. Whoever wants to come out and take them is the one who gets them first!" The hammer shouted triumphantly.

All the brothers behind Chu Jun revealed cunning smiles. As long as the female cultivators in the courtyard opened the barrier to retrieve the spirit crystals, they would immediately swarm in. They were already quite proficient in using this move, and they were unhappy with it.

Sure enough, the female cultivator opened the door. Her female cultivator was also excitedly preparing to rush out to get the spirit crystal. Unexpectedly, an angry voice sounded from behind, "Don't go out. Look at your little bit of success, it's only 200,000 yuan. Too little!"

Clang! The female cultivators who were about to charge out all retreated back, but the door was locked tightly!

"Holy shit, you're actually not fooled!" The hammer scratched his head and turned around to spread out his hands.

The onlookers burst into laughter!

Chu Jun was also dumbfounded. Damn it, this bunch of mothers have a big appetite. Why did that voice just now sound a little like Ding Ding's girl?

At this time, the door opened again. The one who poked his head out was another female cultivator with a big face. Compared to the sweet female cultivator just now, her appearance was simply inferior to the heavens and earth.

"Two hundred thousand is not enough!" The big-faced female cultivator said in a voice that she thought was delicate.

Chu Jun almost lost goosebumps on the ground. He hurriedly winked at the big stick. The latter took out another 200,000 spirit crystals, and two large piles of spirit crystals were piled up there. Everyone's eyes turned red when they saw them. Damn, it's time to open the door!

"Not enough!" The big-faced female cultivator sent Chu Jun flying with a charming glance.

Chu Jun simply took out a pile of high-grade spirit crystals from his interspatial ring!

"Wow!" A burst of cries of alarm rang out. Everyone's eyes turned green. Holy shit, there were at least a thousand high-grade spirit crystals. If they were exchanged for low-grade spirit crystals, it would be ten million.

The female cultivator in the courtyard let out an octave-high scream. The courtyard door opened and a large group of female cultivators rushed out. The female cultivator who had pushed the door out earlier screamed miserably. She was pushed down by her companion and even stepped on a few feet. However, this girl was not a good person. She pulled down a few of them in pain and then got up and rushed towards the pile of high-grade spirit crystals.

Ding Ding desperately shouted and could not stop the female cultivators from fighting for the spirit crystal. In the end, he could only pause and stamp his feet. He also joined the ranks of snatching the spirit crystal to prevent Chu Jun from recognizing him.

Chu Jun laughed loudly and swaggered through the barrier into the courtyard. The others did not have the ability to cross the barrier, so they could only wait outside.

Seeing Chu Jun enter the courtyard, Ding Ding hurriedly shouted, "Sisters, beat him up!"

However, everyone was busy snatching the Spirit Crystal and had forgotten about the group fight with the World King. Ding Ding couldn't help but be angry. He grabbed a female cultivator who was pouting her butt and snatched the Spirit Crystal and rushed to the courtyard. It happened to be the female cultivator with the big face.

Although the big-faced female cultivator was extremely dissatisfied, the one pulling her was the "big miss", so she dared to be angry but not speak. She bravely chased after Chu Jun with Ding Ding, raised her killing stick and beat him up.

"Holy shit, I didn't even snatch any spirit crystals. I actually came here to beat up this king. I'm really dedicated!" With a slight release of Chu Jun's Spiritual Energy, the large-faced female cultivator immediately flew out, heavily smashing her butt, clutching her butt and screaming in pain.

However, the veiled female cultivator was not pushed away. The killing blow struck Chu Jun's body a few times, and it was quite painful!

"Yi, this girl's cultivation is not bad!" Chu Jun couldn't help but think to himself. The Spiritual Energy shook again, and Ding Ding couldn't stand it this time. He immediately flew out.

Chu Jun laughed heartily and took the opportunity to push open the door of the room. He immediately saw Ding Ding sitting in front of the dressing table.

Chu Jun chuckled and said, "You naughty bastard, you just encouraged the people below to blackmail me. Now, you think that if you pretend to be obedient, your husband will forgive you!"

Chu Jun hugged Ding Ding from behind, grabbed Ding Ding's chest with both hands, and said with a smile, "Collect some interest first, then spank her butt!" As he spoke, he picked Ding Ding up and placed him on his lap, slapping his butt.

"Eh, how did this girl become full?" A puzzlement arose in Chu Jun's heart, and he subconsciously reached out to pinch Ding Ding's chest.

"You stinky bastard, you dare to throw me! I'm not done with you!" A scream rang out from behind him. Chu Jun turned around and saw Ding Ding, whose beautiful eyes were spitting fire, rushing in from outside the door.

Chu Jun was instantly dumbfounded. He hurriedly lifted the head of the woman in his arms. Ding Qing's pretty face was flushed red and pink. Her beautiful eyes were shy and half filled with anger.

"Sister Qing!" Chu Jun almost lost his chin. He couldn't help but blurt out, "Oh my god, it's Ding Qing. No wonder she's so full!"

Ding Ding had originally rushed in to seek revenge for Chu Jun, but when he saw Earth Egg pressing Ding Qing on his knee with his left hand and raising his right hand towards the pouted butt, he immediately understood that Chu Jun treated his aunt like he was about to spank his butt!

After being stunned for a second, this naughty fellow actually laughed out loud, while shouting with joy, "Stinking dirt egg, if you dare to spank aunt's butt, you're dead for sure, hehe!"

At this moment, the big-faced female cultivator also rushed to the door. When she saw the scene in front of her, she was dumbfounded. Her mouth was wide open like a hippopotamus!

Ding Qing was so embarrassed that she almost burst into tears.

Only then did Chu Jun realize that he was still putting Ding Qing in that embarrassing pouting posture. He hurriedly put Ding Qing down and repeatedly said, "Sister Qing … I'm sorry, I … I thought it was Ding Ding!"

Ding Qing was embarrassed and angry. Her eyes were filled with tears. Ding Ding also realized that the joke was going too far. He hurriedly closed the door of the room and ran to Ding Qing's side to unlock her sealed spiritual energy. He said anxiously, "Auntie … I just wanted to make a joke with Earth Egg. Don't cry!"

Ding Qing had always been known as the Great Witch. In the entire Jun Shan, Ding Ding was afraid of her. In Ding Ding's eyes, Ding Qing had always smiled. This was the first time she had seen her cry. Furthermore, it was because she had made her cry. Immediately, she was confused.

At this moment, Chu Jun also understood. It was Ding Ding that sealed Ding Qing's Spiritual Energy to play tricks on him. Holy shit, not only did he just hit her butt, he also hit her chest. This time, it was miserable!

"Smelly dirt egg, it's all your fault. Even aunt and I can't distinguish!" Ding Ding said angrily.

Chu Jun couldn't help but have a head full of black lines. Little bitch, you were clearly the one who messed around. Now that you've shifted the blame onto me, do you still dare to cheat me a bit more?

"Sister Qing, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" Chu Jun said uneasily.

Ding Qing blinked her eyes and the tears in her eyes disappeared. Soon, she put on a smiling face and lifted Ding Ding up. She raised her hand and slapped her little butt three times. She scolded, "Little bastard, Lawless, aunt dares to play tricks on me. If Brother Jun had slapped me just now, I guarantee that your butt would blossom!" As he spoke, he secretly glared at Chu Jun, his eyes filled with shame, indignation, and threats!

Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat. He hurriedly nodded and said, "Fortunately, I didn't hit Sister Qing just now. Otherwise, I wouldn't have spared you!"

Ding Qing's three slaps were obviously not light. After Ding Ding was beaten, tears streamed down his cheeks. He rubbed his butt and said grievously, "Obviously, it was a dirt egg that pressed down on you. Why did you hit him? It's unfair!"

Ding Qing pretended to be angry and said, "Believe it or not, I'll beat you up again. Hurry up and change back your clothes!"

Ding Ding pouted and unavoidably took off his coat in front of Chu Jun. Ding Qing blushed slightly and glared at Chu Jun. The latter would immediately get over it and turn around to hide behind the tent.

Ding Qing quickly took off her wedding dress and changed into her coat. Then, she helped Ding Ding put on the phoenix crown cloak again and covered her head with a red lid.

"Brother Jun, alright, hurry up and take the bride out, so as not to wait outside for too long!" Ding Qing said indifferently.

Chu Jun hurriedly walked over and picked up Ding Ding, the troublemaker, and said, "Sister Qing, let's go out!"

"En!" Ding Qing nodded.

Chu Jun wished that he could run as far away as possible. He quickly turned around and left. He didn't expect Ding Qing to take advantage of the moment when he was wrong to quickly reach out and ruthlessly pinch his butt.

Chu Jun almost cried out in pain as he carried the bride on his back and ran out of the room.

Ding Qing looked at Chu Jun's miserable back and laughed out loud. However, her pretty face immediately turned red and she gritted her teeth hatefully.