Published at 22nd of January 2024 4:50 pm

Chapter 362 Part 1

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Clear skies with little wind. It is now winter, but thanks to the sunlight it was warm enough to make you sweat if you wore thick clothes.

In the early afternoon of a day that made me think that spring had arrived, I was having tea with my best friend, a macho young man, at one of the tables set in the central square.

「The Panty-less Troupe, is it? I have heard rumors. I believe they are Jayanne’s campaign girls, aren’t they?」

Corneal said with a smile on his charming face. The white coffee cup he holds like he’s pinching looks small, probably because of his thick arms and thick palms.

「It is intriguing to see women wearing mini-skirt without wearing underwear. Was this also your idea, Tauro-san?」

The unattractive macho lowered the corners of his eyes and laughed with “Ge ge ge” sound like a giant frog until his shoulders shook. It might be hard to tell from his current appearance, but he is one of the most prominent military officers in the country, ranking third in the knight order of the Kingdom.

His high rank keeps him busy, but today is his day off. So we decided to hold 『Adult Gourmet Club』 activities.

『Adult Gourmet Club』

This is a club that the two of us have set up to go around and review brothels. There are only two members at the moment, and I’d like to increase the number of members eventually.

Incidentally, we don’t publish our reviews because Corneal insists that it will definitely affect the management of the brothels.

『New plays, such as Sin and Punishment, and suggestions to wear blazers and sailor suits.』

It seems because of the cheat activities using my knowledge from my previous life, the name 『Dr. Slime』 has become more powerful than I thought.

(Looks like everything went well.)

I listened while chuckling inwardly.

The macho young man is a reasonably well-informed man. If that’s what he thinks of this group, then it’s safe to assume that many others do as well.

「This is just between you and me, but… actually, this is not a campaign.」

As I feel relief mixed with satisfaction, I lean forward on the table and make a wall with one hand next to my mouth, and told him in a whisper.

「The identity of the Panty-less Troupe is that of nuns from the Eastern Country. They raid the homes of unmarried men who are not that wealthy, for the purpose of missionary work.」

When I told him the truth, Corneal folded his thick arms and tilted his head. Then the next obvious question that came from him was 『Then, what’s with the rumor about the brothel advertising?』.

「I spread that rumor myself. The reason was, well, I felt like they were invading my turf.」

It was the virgin-eater Unicorn, Cool-san who came to my place and appealed to me directly to do something about it, but I don’t think I need to mention that. Corneal wanted to know how I did it, so I continues.

「I sent out an imposter to overwrite people’s impressions of them.」

According to the merchant guild, their missionary activities are very sophisticated, even though they don’t wear underwear.

Specifically, they whisper in one’s ear during play, that 『Sexual intercourse is a very noble thing to do』 and 『Don’t you think it’s strange that we have to pay for it?』.

『Why they would let me do it for free?』

About half of the lucky men who became the victims were left wondering after the group of panty-less beauties left.

『Amateurs salesman.』

What I had in my mind when I heard it, was this.

I was a construction site supervisor in my previous life, and I don’t have the skills myself, but I was on the receiving end of sales pitches, so I know all too well about it.

Temporary walls to protect the safety of workers and barricades to prohibit entry seem like really nice things when you heard about it.

「Be thorough and put publicity up front.」

So I instructed Cool-san to play the role of the fake Panty-less Troupe. As a result, at least the victims were convinced and misunderstood, saying, 『Ah, so that’s what it is』.

From what Corneal said earlier, it seems that, fortunately, the misunderstanding is not limited to the victims.

「They are nuns who serve God. They probably don’t have much experience in business.」

The macho young man who had finished listening nodded, convinced. I moistened my throat with coffee, put the cup back on the table, and cut to the chase.

「Corneal, would you like to join me for a round with the Panty-less Troupe?」

His technique, which is known as 『Skewering Whirlwind』 is proof of his ability. He is a man I want to join at all costs in the battle against the four of the Panty-less Troupe members.

「….You want to counteract their missionary result with an imposter, and then use the imposter as bait to ambush them, huh?」

When I explained the plan, Corneal leaned back and put his weight on the back of the chair.

「Haha, I’m so glad I didn’t make an enemy of Dr. Slime!」

He mutters something about me being frightened and feeling sorry for the opponent, but he’s been overestimating me like this since a long time ago, so I let it slide.

When I didn’t look away, the perverted macho showed his white teeth, closed one eye, and gave a thumbs-up.

「Of course, I’m in. Or rather, it’s an honor that you invited me.」

He was a bit exaggerating it, but let’s be happy since we got him to join. And then, we began to exchange the information we had on the Panty-less Squad.

As I thought Corneal knows a lot about them. What I didn’t expect was that he knew some parts better than I did.

「When they appear, they will raise one leg high like this.」

He aligned both of his thick arms on the table to look like legs. The macho young man then points only one of his arms diagonally up to his side as he speaks.

According to the explanation that follows, they also hold their hands horizontally while maintaining this position and introducing themselves.

(“Y” ballance position, huh)

It must be fun for him to talk about things the other party doesn’t know. 『On top of that…』 Corneal’s smile intensifies as he continued.

「There’s a story about the leader who holds her thighs with her arms and points her toes straight up in the air!」

I can’t help but groan when he told me that. It was probably the so-called 『”I” balance position』 which is very difficult to do if you are not a professional gymnast athlete.

「You’ll be able to fight in any position if you have such a flexible body.」

The perverted macho young man entwines his fingers, which he made to look like two people having sex with a big smile on his face. I agree with him on that, but there is something clouded in my heart.

(But it’s a pity that they’re not wearing underwear.)

I know you might say “What are you saying, after all this time”, but the truth is, I’m not very good with 『bare』 things.

『The Pantyless coffee shops in my previous life which I never had a chance to visit because they had ceased to exist when I just entered the society as a working adult.』

There is certainly a longing for it. But I couldn’t be pleased with this kind of stunt of spreading your legs widely as if to show off your bare private parts.

Corneal tilted his head and looked at me, probably wondering about my lack of response. After some hesitation, I scratch my cheek with my finger and open my mouth.

「Since they’re wearing a mini-skirt, I thought, just showing it off so suddenly is a bit….」

It seems that Corneal who has known me for a long time had an idea of what I was talking about even when I answered in an unclear way.

「….The skirt is not being used effectively and you, as Dr. Slime, find it unacceptable. Is what you wanted to say, is it?」

That’s a best friend for you, he managed to read the things that don’t exist in my mind.

「In other words, rather than wearing a skirt that would be meaningless, it might have been better if they were just naked from the beginning.」

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