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Chapter 2205: Extra Chapter: April Fools' Day (Lost Time)
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[Wait, what the heck is April Fools Day Lost Time!?]
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[Even if, like, I take ten thousand steps back and accept that theres lost time, where the heck did that lost time come from!? Was it when I was waiting for Kaito to wake up? In that case, that was only 10 minutes!!]
[Errr, Senpai? What exactly are you]
I called out to Serious-senpai, who suddenly started shouting into the void. Well, this isnt the first time something like this has happened, so I guess its best to just accept that this is how Serious-senpai is.
Shes quite strange no, unique. She probably has a lot going on. No, Im definitely not thinking This seems like a hassle to deal with. Nope probably
[Tch, whatever. But you really did it this time, Conqueror King! To think youd use a lovey-dovey flag against me A complete sneak attack! But know this this is as far as your plan goes!!]
[No, plan might be a bit of a stretch Also, I still dont really get how to use it]
[True, that flag is rightfully yours. If you choose to use it on me, then I have no choice but to accept it However! My conquest difficulty is SSS! Even you wont be able to clear it so easily!!!]
[Ah, yes.]
I have no idea how the conversation ended up here, and I doubt Id get a satisfying answer even if I asked Serious-senpai. Things have taken a weird turn, but it seems like I just have to roll with it for now.
[To conquer me, you must first max out my Affection Level to 100. And even then, thats not the end, its only the starting line!]
[Ah~~ Errr T- That does sound like quite the high difficulty E- Errr By the way, whats my affection level right now?]
[Eh? If I had to put a number on it Lets see Being generous its around 96,430,000 I guess?]
[Wait, whats the max Affection Level again?]
[100.]
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Did I mishear something? I feel like she just said her Affection Level for me is 964,300 times the max value? Doesnt that mean, no matter how you spin it, shes already fully conquered?
I glance at Serious-senpai, but shes giving me a look like Why is this guy asking such obvious things? and I dont get it at all.
[Errr, so, what happens if I use this lovey-dovey flag?]
[A lovey-dovey event with me will trigger, of course But as I said, I am a high-difficulty conquest! Off the top of my head, I can only think of around 30 possible lovey-dovey events that could happen right now!]
Is she some kind of lovey-dovey master? If she can instantly come up with 30 scenarios, shed be way too knowledgeable about this kind of thing Also, the whole high difficulty part seems completely irrelevant here.
As I stare at her, at a loss for words, Serious-senpai pulls out paper and a pen and starts writing down these so-called lovey-dovey events.
[No, Serious-senpai Some of these are a bit]
[Ah, youre right. I just wrote down whatever since theres a bed here, but yeah, some of these arent exactly age-appropriate. Lets cut those That leaves 25.]
[Thats still way more than enough]
[But! You only hold one flag! That means you can only trigger one of these events!! Now, what will you do!?]
[E- Ehhh W- What should I do]
No, seriously, what should I do? Everything written on the paper could indeed be classified as a lovey-dovey event that can be carried out indoors. I was honestly impressed that she could come up with so many but being told to pick one? Thats a whole different issue
[Why dont you decide it with darts? Thats the safest option, right?]
[Mhm!? Youve shown yourself, ? ? ? ]
[Whoa!? Alice?]
[Ah, no, you got the wrong person. Im ? ? ? , just a common fan of the Transcendental Beauty Alice-chan.]
[No matter how you look at it]
[You got the wrong person.]
[That weird costume]
[You got the wrong person.]
[I mean, your voice isnt even]
[You! got! the wrong! person!!!]
[Okay, got it. I got the wrong person.]
The black cat costume she was wearing looked exactly like a color variation of the one Alice often wore, but since she was stubbornly insisting she wasnt Alice, I decided not to press the issue any further.
[Look, we cant spend forever on an Extra Chapter, so lets just settle this with darts real quick. Ive already prepared a spinning dartboard]
[Well, letting Kaito decide by throwing a dart does sound reasonable wait, hold on! Why the hell are there a Pajero and a scrubbing brush on the board!? Especially that Pajero! What are we supposed to do if that gets picked!? This is a world that still uses horse-drawn carriages, respect the setting!!]
Some kind of comedy skit had started playing out in front of me, but basically, it seemed like I was supposed to throw a dart to decide the lovey-dovey event Unn Seriously How did things end up like this?
Serious-senpai : [Alright, thats it!!! Were done here!!! As the embodiment of seriousness, theres no way I can be the direct participant in a lovey-dovey event! So lets gloss over the result and get back to the birthday episode!!!]
