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Leisurely Beast World: Plant Some Fields, Have Some Cubs (Web Novel) - Chapter 1593: The Parker Who Had No Mustache Was Mocked
Chapter 1593: The Parker Who Had No Mustache Was Mocked
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Bai Qingqing instantly erupted and pushed Parker away in reflex.
“Hey!” She flushed and glared at him, pretending to be furious.
Parker smacked his lips as if he hadn’t had enough, then threw a reproachful glance at the children. “I’m not bringing you guys back next time. You’re in the way.”
The young leopards were stunned, not knowing what they had done wrong.
Bai Qingqing was so angry that she twisted his ear. Male beastmen had rough skin and flesh anyway, so she didn’t need to feel heartache for them. She twisted his ear hard.
Parker kept on crying out as she did so, pleading for mercy, “Qingqing, Qingqing, please let go. I have to go to work now.”
Bai Qingqing only released her grip at the mention of work.
“Your public image is already 40 years old. It’s about time for you to retire,” Bai Qingqing said.
Parker said in disapproval, “My case is nothing. Look at all the celebrities in the circle. Which of them aren’t still filming idol dramas at the age of 30 or 40? All of them are still seen as young and tender.”
Then, he stroked his chin that was smooth as a female’s and said impatiently, “It’s just that there are always people asking me where I go for hair removal. But after I reply, they’d give me weird gazes.”
“How did you reply?” Having guessed his answer, she had the feeling that she’d find his reply hard to accept.
As expected, Parker said, “I said that I don’t grow them. Don’t many men not grow beards?”
“Pffft!” Bai Qingqing couldn’t help but throw a glance between his legs. The more she thought about it, the more amused she felt. A few seconds later, she laughed so hard that she hugged her stomach and bent over. “Hahaha…”
The young leopards had no idea what their mommy was laughing about, and all four heads turned to look at her. After a while, they were also influenced by the atmosphere and laughed out loud for no reason.
Their mommy was squatting on the floor and laughing while they rolled on the ground, howling incessantly.
“What’s so funny?” Parker looked at his mate for quite a while. Seeing that Qingqing wasn’t going to be stopping anytime soon, he took out his phone and searched online.
Why would men be mocked for not having a mustache?
The Internet was very reliable. Parker quickly found an answer from a pile of similar questions.
Thereafter, he stood there stunned on the spot as if he had been struck by lightning.
Some people said that the reason men didn’t have mustaches was that their testosterone levels were low and their sexual capabilities weren’t high.
In order words, they weren’t masculine enough!
He wasn’t masculine enough?
This was the first blow that Parker received.
Some people also said: Eunuchs don’t have mustaches.
Eunuchs mean…
Parker also lowered his head to look between his legs. Thinking back on the glance his mate had given him earlier, he instantly received a second blow.
His expression stiffened and he froze in front of the phone screen.
Parker’s reaction made Bai Qingqing, who had just calmed down a little, laugh even harder.
Her abs ached after she finally managed to stop laughing. She leaned weakly against Parker’s arm, feeling tired as if she had done household chores.
Bai Qingqing panted heavily and said, “It’s my fault, my consideration hasn’t been comprehensive. If others ask you this question again in the future, just say that you’ve done permanent hair removal.”
Parker was caught between embarrassment and fury. He suddenly grabbed her horizontally. “You laughed at me, too. Let me show you if I’m a male! If I’m capable!”
Parker was extremely fast. As he spoke, he had already run to the stairs.
Bai Qingqing let out a surprised gasp. Before she could react to things, she was already carried to the room on the second floor by him.
Thereafter, she wasn’t able to come out for the entire day.
Right now, they would no longer fret over contraception. After giving birth to Huahua, Bai Qingqing summoned the courage and went for sterilization surgery.
It was said that there would still be a chance to do so even if she wished to reverse it. However, she felt that she’d not want to give birth to children anymore in this lifetime.
