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My Hundred Husbands and I (Web Novel) - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

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When I woke up in the middle of snow-white velvet sheets, cotton-padded mattress and huge bed of 40000 square meters again, I sighed and yelled: “Tony!”. But because the bedroom was too big, Tony didn’t hear my shout.

At first I wanted to give Tony a call, but my special iPhone000Plus++ExtendedVersion was placed on the ten thousand carats diamond bedside cabinet embedded by me. Honestly, it was really enormous! I was rather anxious, thus had no choice but to jog over there.

The soft velvet sheets seemed to be impeding my foot intentionally. Laughing while running, I finally reached the bedside. However, I realized that it was the wrong one. In fact, the cabinet was on the other side.

…Panting hard, I deeply began to reflect on my life, literally paralyzed on the bed.

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I transmigrated into a world where all the things below my neck are indescribable {n}, and became this world’s shou protagonist.

{can’t be seen}

Every day I must wake in up in the middle of this 40000 square meters big bed. I laugh, get off and if I am lucky, I land on the slippers. But usually, I don’t.

This world has 00 gong, responding accordingly to my calls. However, in the end, they turned out to be the same person.

I really couldn’t have expected that, 00 suitors were the splinters of one person solely.

I sighed again.

A question arose.

Since in this world I couldn’t look below the neck, then how could I understand the difference between top and bottom?

Perhaps, this world was about 00 ‘Wives’ and Me?

***

Tony was wearing a western retro attire of a gentleman. A sabre was hanging on his waist while he slowly walked in my bedroom.

Tony, my butler, was also my first lover.

His complete name was Liyingshang • Anjielina • Yingxueyuhanling • Xuelichi • Mei • J • Q • Antaliya • Shangmengxunmei • Haisewei • Qiangweimeiguilei • Yuling • Xieer • Fanduomuhaiweien • Xiaying • Liuliwu • Ya • Leiyueaiya • Ximengyue.

{璃莹殇·安洁莉娜·樱雪羽晗灵·血丽魑·魅·J·Q·安塔利亚·伤梦薰魅·海瑟薇·蔷薇玫瑰泪·羽灵·邪儿·凡多姆海威恩·夏影·琉璃舞·雅·蕾玥瑷雅·曦梦月}

Admiring his multi-colored hair, I asked him a splitting Heaven and Earth question: Aren’t you Teacher Tony?

Hereafter, I took care of my first gong, named Tony.

***

Tony stared at me with deep loving eyes. He lowered his head to kiss my hair, while keeping on changing my name: “Jiekesu • Luoyaxinaimei • Yinleiqiluofengzhiyou • Lichengyao • Fenglishang • Yanyuanlimoxueshang • Yuebinglingxiluo…”

{杰克苏·落雅馨瑷魅·音蕾琦洛凤之幽·蠫赬飖·风璃殇·颜鸢璃沫血伤·月冰灵希洛…}

I interrupted him: “No! Don’t call me in this way, Tony!”

Yesterday when he recited my complete name, I almost fainted midway.

To save myself from him, I fished out my iPhone000Plus++ExtendedVersion and called Doctor Jack.

Doctor Jack was my second lover.

Tony clutched some strands of different colors from his lustrous hair and asked sweetly: “Which color do you want today?”

I wantonly picked one strand of hair: “This one!” And then kissed it.

***

According to this world’s rules, kissing one’s hair was the only way to express love and affection.

Tony would kiss my hair and demand a response from me. However, because he was taller than me, I couldn’t reach his head, thus he would pull out his diverse hair every day.

Observing his head becoming balder and balder by each passing day, new questions arose: Why must you take out one hair every time I kiss you? Can’t you lower your head?

Thus, I did it.

However, these questions seemed to overstep the limit of this world’s understanding. In fact, Tony continued to touch his multi-colored hair while replying: “Can’t say it! I don’t want to!”

And then, waiting for him to calm down, he added more passionate and firm kisses on my hair.

***

Doctor Jack’s whole name was Aiyingmomiao • Luoliqinyiyu • Qianmengransishang • Kewei • Moshangli • Youhuanziyin • Leiruyunyingqinglelanmu • Bingxueshanglimomeng • Ningyubinglanli • Leiyiruliuliaimenglianlei.

{爱樱沫渺·落璃琴依语·千梦然丝伤·可薇·茉殇黎·幽幻紫银·泪如韵影倾乐兰慕·冰雪殇璃陌梦·凝羽冰蓝璃·泪伊如琉璃爱梦莲泪}

If your eyes were attentive, you must have noticed that us three people share the same names.

If you want to go back and check… just act as if I didn’t say anything.

***

To make my life easier, I named him Jack, aka my personal Doctor in my villa, my second lover and my essence.

My iPhone000Plus++ExtendedVersion tinkled. Jack sent me a text message: “My dear Jiekesu • Luoyaxinaimei • Yinleiqiluofengzhiyou • Lichengyao • Fenglishang • Yanyuanlimoxueshang • Yuebinglingxiluo… •”

{杰克苏·落雅馨瑷魅·音蕾琦洛凤之幽·蠫赬飖·风璃殇·颜鸢璃沫血伤·月冰灵希洛…·}

My iPhone000Plus++ExtendedVersion tinkled again: “…Luolitazixinaidiemengrulizimoyouqianyanyouhuamengbingmeiguilingshangruaijingleimoyangyunxiaocanshangyaliuliaimemglianleibingxueshanglimomengaiyingmomiaoluoliqinyiyuqianmengransishangkeweimoshangliyoyhuanziyinleiruyunyingqinglelanmu…”

{洛丽塔紫心爱蝶梦如璃紫陌悠千艳优花梦冰玫瑰灵伤如爱晶泪墨阳云筱残伤雅琉璃爱梦莲泪冰雪殇璃陌梦爱樱沫渺落璃琴依语千梦然丝伤可薇茉殇黎幽幻紫银泪如韵影倾乐兰慕…}

I thought: If he had to write my complete name, I fear he would use up this month’s SMS charge and never reach the main topic.

Hence, I briefly replied with: “?”

***

Jack stopped indeed.

“Your question?! It seems very interesting! Curiosity is the source of improvement. I believe that you are also a person full of curiosity towards life, who likes to explore the unknown! Having a pair of eyes which can see the novelties of the world… You are amazing!”

“You are really an unequalled screwball, extremely explosively cool, very unrestrained like Armstrong quickly slaloming in a race!”

{tl: I know it doesn’t make sense… Almost like the rest lol}

***

I threw my iPhone000Plus++ExtendedVersion on the pavement paved full of countless quartz. It kept on tinkling.

I have a wish.

Which is returning home.

{tl: that’s really sad…}

THE END

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