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The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism (Web Novel) - Chapter 1412: Lose Weight? Impossible
Chapter 1412: Lose Weight? Impossible
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The policeman asked, “Are you a rich second-generation heir that does jade?”
Li Cong shook his head and said, “No, I’m just an expositor. Everything is done according to a script. The boss will pay for each act.”
The police officer said, “What’s your ultimate goal in carrying out the script you mentioned?”
Li Cong said, “The goal is very simple. It’s to deceive the other party and make them think that I’m a rich second-generation heir. They will think that the gold-plated medals they took away are the real golden dragon and phoenix medals that are really worth twenty thousand yuan. They will think that they made a killing exchanging it for ten thousand yuan… At the same time, they will think that they have made friends with me and that they would be able to make a meteoric rise in the future.”
The police officer frowned. “Does it work?”
Li Cong said, “Of course it’s effective. We’ve used it many times. Although we don’t wipe the floor every time, we’ll earn as long as one of them gets tricked in each act. We can exchange for 999 yuan at the very least with something worth a few yuan. We can do it a few times a day and earn a few thousand yuan. It’s pure profit.”
The policeman said, “You sure are quick to confess.”
When Li Cong heard that, he cried on the spot. “I don’t want to be honest either, but I don’t know what’s going on either. My mouth isn’t sealed. I just keep speaking…”
Fangzheng looked at Red Boy as Red Boy pricked up his brows. Clearly, the kid was up to no good. Fangzheng whispered, “When did you have such a divine power?”
Red Boy chuckled and said, “That’s not considered a divine power. It’s very easy for people with powerful mental strength to control those with weaker minds. It’s like a computer. A powerful hacker can destroy the opponent’s firewall and then dig out all the nude photos of the other party and put them online…”
“Don’t mess around next time,” said Fangzheng.
Red Boy nodded.
At this moment, Fang Yunjing walked over. “Gentlemen, can we share a walk together?”
“No!” Fangzheng and Red Boy said in unison.
Fang Yunjing was taken aback. “Why?”
“There’s no why!” the master and disciple said in unison again.
Fang Yunjing narrowed her eyes and asked, “Do you have any secret you are hiding from me?”
“The police officers are here,” Red Boy said innocently.
When Fang Yunjing turned her head, Fangzheng ran off with Red Boy. After leaving the police station, they found an empty spot. The two turned into a beam of red light and vanished into the sky.
When Fang Yunjing snapped out of her daze and chased after them, she didn’t see them. She was so angry that she bit her lips and stomped her feet…
After a long time, Fang Yunjing laughed out of anger…
Fang Yunjing became happier as she laughed. Finally, she pointed to the sky and cursed, “I know it’s you. It’s definitely you! You can’t fool me! You didn’t leave!”
The passersby didn’t know what the beautiful girl was up to, so they all circled around her to avoid her.
However, Fang Yunjing did not mind. She was in a good mood. She picked up her phone and called Ma Juan. “Ma Juan, I have a plan.”
“What plan?” Ma Juan asked curiously.
Fang Yunjing said, “Call Da Tong and the rest. Let’s go mountain climbing.”
“Mountain climbing? Which mountain?” asked Ma Juan.
Fang Yunjing said, “Mt. One Finger!”
Ma Juan said excitedly, “What? Mt. One Finger? Are you crazy? Isn’t it said that the mountain ascended with Abbot Fangzheng? It didn’t? Have you found it?”
Fang Yunjing said, “I didn’t find it, but I know that he definitely didn’t ascend. They are still on Earth… I want to find them.”
Ma Juan was taken aback. She asked, “If Master is still on Earth and has chosen to hide, he definitely doesn’t want to meet anyone. It wouldn’t be nice to disturb his peace by searching for him…”
Fang Yunjing thought it made sense. Just as she was about to say something, she heard Ma Juan say, “I’ve packed my luggage. Where should we gather?”
Fang Yunjing was stunned. This girl’s words were completely different from her actions! Despite saying that she wouldn’t engage in the search, she had already finished packing!
Ma Juan chuckled and said, “Stop daydreaming. Abbot Fangzheng may want to hide, but I’m excited just thinking of finding him! This is much more interesting than exploring!”
When Fang Yunjing heard that, she heaved a sigh of relief. She was really afraid that Ma Juan would not be able to go. After all, it was difficult to find Fangzheng. The world was huge. For such long-distance travels, be it resources, equipment, or travel expenses, it was quite a large expenditure. She could not afford it, but for a rich woman like Ma Juan, it was nothing…
It was not that Fang Yunjing was devious, but…
Ma Juan said with a smile, “I already said that Fangzheng definitely didn’t ascend. He definitely found a place to hide. You’ve finally thought it through and are willing to look for him with me. Haha… I’d prepared my luggage a long time ago. I knew you would agree sooner or later. Haha.”
Fang Yunjing smiled bitterly and did not say a word…
Whoosh!
Amidst a beam of light, Fangzheng and Red Boy landed outside the city. Red Boy asked, “Master, where are we going now?”
“Let’s return to the mountain first.”
“Alright!” Red Boy obediently led Fangzheng away.
Not long after, they landed on Mt. One Finger. The moment they landed, he heard Fangzheng shout, “Pole!”
The next moment, a silver beam flew over. Salted Fish jumped up and yelled, “Master, who are we hitting?”
When Red Boy saw this, he ran!
“Jingxin, come over here. Preg G, huh? Keep running! I’ll make you pregnant today!” Fangzheng yelled as he chased after him.
Salted Fish subconsciously tensed his lower body when he heard that. “Master, this… This is a little difficult. I can’t do it.”
Fangzheng rolled his eyes and couldn’t be bothered with the silly fish.
A vigorous exercise of teaching his disciple a lesson began…
After the commotion, Fangzheng was in no hurry to leave the mountain. Instead, he found a place to lie down and rest.
“Aren’t you going to draw the lottery? This time, you managed to crack a huge scam. Furthermore, all the major media outlets are trying to cover the news. It has reduced the chances of many more people becoming cheated. The merit is significant…”
Fangzheng shook his head and said, “There’s no rush. I’ll draw after I accumulate three rounds.”
“As you wish,” the System replied before disappearing.
Meanwhile, in One Finger Monastery.
“Jingkuan, why aren’t you eating snacks?” Red Boy sat beside Squirrel and asked with concern.
Squirrel sighed and shook his head. He rubbed his fat belly and said, “I’ve been despised. Everyone says I’m a little fatty. I’ve decided to eat less and lose weight…”
“Lost weight? You want to go on a diet to lose weight?”
Squirrel said, “That’s right. I heard that you should eat less, exercise more, and not eat meat… Uh, we never eat meat to begin with. Therefore, I definitely can lose weight. I firmly believe it!”
When Red Boy heard that, he shook his head and grinned. He looked up into the sky and sighed. “Naive…”
Squirrel was displeased when he heard that. “Is it wrong?”
Red Boy chuckled. “I knew a person. He carried a weapon as heavy as a mountain. He traveled 108,000 li without a horse or carriage. More importantly, he only ate steamed buns every day, nothing else…”
