Published at 10th of December 2023 3:54 am

Chapter 1100 Even When They're Not Around, They Manage To Piss Me Off

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Xion Zolvhur, obviously, because he was the only Ancient Designer Jake currently had any relationship with, his essence having enabled Xi to break free from the Oracle System. Vexa, because he was a distant descendant of Aas.

The Cube Divine Creator was supposed to cover all costs related to the Ordeals, and the Oracle System's recurring malfunction since the start made it the prime suspect, besides the Digestors of course. Or at least, the first one Jake needed to seek advice from about this matter.

Alas, Jake hadn't yet reached a level of power or fame where he felt qualified to meet an Ancient Designer just because there was a 'minor incident' in one of the billions and billions of Ordeals involving their Mirror Universes each day. Even meeting an Oracle Overseer was probably above his pay grade.

Which brought Vexa as the second choice.

'Anyway, I've got a mission to finish first,' Jake refocused, veering sharply towards the nearest shore instead of continuing to swim.

Since bathing in these increasingly pure Lumyst Waters was becoming mortally dangerous even for him, he could only reluctantly resort to walking on his own feet. Anyway, the Heaven Cascade wasn't far off now.

The towering light tree standing just ahead, which Jake presumed to be Anthace, the Tree of Life, told him he was in the right place. If he had any doubts left, he could also make out with his acute vision the outlines of tall white stone buildings sprawling like weeds around the gigantic trunk.

These stone buildings were quite scarce, though, as most of the structures seemed to be carved directly from immense blocks of wood. The colors of these woods varied, but their diffuse glow undeniably echoed the giant tree covering them with its canopy.

Still... Wasn't the nighttime lighting of this city a bit too conspicuous? A modern metropolitan city lit up with electricity without energy-saving concerns could hardly do better. It was only upon squinting more meticulously that he realized they were probably flames.

Against all odds, the prosperous city was under attack. Someone had beaten him to it.

"That must be Lustris City," Jake muttered as he emerged from the water, remembering what he had seen in the memories of one of the natives he had soulsearched.

The fact that other Players had come here before him didn't worry him at all. If they had found what he was looking for before him, even better.

Lustris was the official capital of the Lustra Plains and where the undisputed Radiant Conclave ruled over their half of the continent. The tallest white tower covered in stained glass, seemingly embedded and intertwined directly with and by Anthace's trunk, was probably their command center.

The trunk hid a good part of it, but from his angle - the Lumyst River passing to the south of Lustris - he could see that these stained glass windows faced east, towards the Heaven Cascade. Probably another egotistical whim of these leaders to always have their eyes on their most precious golden goose.

"Let's finish this," Jake averted his gaze from the magnificent tree and dragged himself out of the water without further delay. It would be a shame if he arrived too late.

The timing was perfect, because the moment he finally got to dry land, a huge tentacle broke the calm surface of the river, trying to pull him back under. The blood from his fourteenth baptism that had nearly gone awry must have attracted the marine predator.

Unsurprisingly, the monster was huge, the overwhelming lifeforce choking the air in his chest. Jake would normally have ignored it now that he was out of the water, but his eyes narrowed darkly upon recognizing a clump of black fur clinging to one of its suckers.

That detail alone wouldn't have alerted him, but broken orange feathers, glowing faintly like cooling embers, also littered the large tentacle beside the tufts of dark hair.

"Crunch and the turkey," Jake's expression darkened as he identified the signs. He could easily imagine what these two idiots had come here to do and how it had ended.

Don't tell me Lustris is on fire because of them? He suddenly had a bad feeling.

But at that moment, he thought of another possibility and turned back to the flailing tentacle retreating fruitlessly into the depths of the river from whence it came. Holding his breath, his face contorted hideously, and he cursed,

"No, knowing them, they got eaten during a botched baptism after aiming too high for themselves."

That was so their style! And the thing to which this tentacle belonged was covered in clues betraying its participation to the crime. What's more... It was strong enough.

"Another Titan. Great," Jake ruminated, re-entering the river he had barely left.

Whether it was Meribelle's info or that of other natives soulsearched, they only mentioned three: Anthace, Dreadnought, and Featherfall.

Obviously, their information was incomplete. In addition to the owner of this tentacle, Jake discerned, if he focused a bit, a silhouette suspiciously resembling a crab. If he could see it from this distance, it must be big...

[What? Even in the Duskwight Lands, I doubt Bones, Chillmire, and Ledger are the only Abyssal Revenants.] Xi mocked teasingly. [They're just the ones affiliated with the Dusken Throne.]

"..."

Rather than snapping back, Jake was too busy pondering on whether he should face a Titan so close to his goal just to save his cat and a damn noisy turkey. This was ABSOLUTELY not part of the plan.

"Tch, even when they're not around, they manage to piss me off." After a brief introspection, Jake eventually let out a deep, resigned sigh. Bring it on!

As soon as he made his decision, Jake struck like lightning, grabbing the end of the tentacle with both hands just before it fully retracted under the water. Before the invertebrate's reflexes kicked in, he flexed his muscles and with a twist of his hips, flung it into a cliff behind him, completely yanking it out of its natural environment from where it was prowling.

The nearly 500-meter-high cliffside was completely smashed, along with hundreds of trees and shrubs in the path of the giant octopus. He decided to call it that for lack of a better term.

In truth, it was much uglier. And scarier.

Jake then took the opportunity to take in the enormity of the freakish cephalopod's body he had just fished out and couldn't help but gasp at the sight. It wasn't every day you saw an octopus several kilometers long washed up on the shore.

Seeing the opening behind the tentacles dilate and contract painfully as if the monster was struggling to breathe, Jake questioned,

"Hey, what do you think, Xi? Do you think it's going to asphyxiate just like that? A bit disappointing for my first fight with a Titan, but I'm not complaining."

[Don't get your hopes up too high…] Xi didn't share his optimism. Gill or not, we're talking about a super creature.

Unfortunately, what followed proved her right. Struggling, the cephalopod managed to turn around and began miserably crawling towards the river. But without a skeleton or water to support its mass, the creature had clearly seen better days.

Bad luck for it, Jake wasn't the type to spare a monster that tried to eat him, let alone devour his cat. Nonetheless, before he tired himself out for nothing, he first scanned the muscular sac containing the creature's organs with his Cosmic Sight.

"Ugh..." Jake rolled his eyes with an 'as expected but not happy about it' face soon after isolating two grotesque, but definitely familiar figures in its stomach.

A cat and a bird in their normal size, or at least what they might have looked like if they weren't covered in tumors and purulent growths, were serenely awaiting their end, too paralyzed to move. Lord Phoenix seemed confident he could rise from his ashes given the chance to reach the cephalopod's sphincter, but who knew how long that would take...

Crunch was far less optimistic than his immortal companion, mourning the loss of his silky fur due to the gastric acid slowly digesting them. That bastard octopus had gobbled them up at the worst possible moment, during a Life Enchantment gone wrong after they had bitten off more than they could chew.

At first, everything went smoothly, the first successful baptisms giving them a shot of dopamine. Naturally, this prompted them to renew their bathing further east until the inevitable happened. Somewhere around their eleventh enchantment, it failed, with the known consequences for their health.

They only owed their survival to the help of the Cosmic D Starfeyrves Body Passive. The damage to their DNA had been catastrophic, but nothing this power of adaptation couldn't repair.

Regrettably, to their great dismay, it had to be that this opportunistic Titan was attracted by the smell of their scorching failure and before their regeneration kicked in, they found themselves at the bottom of its stomach. Even there, they hadn't lost hope, confident they could carve their way out once their wounds healed, but they underestimated this monster.

This damn octopus was much stronger than them. The gastric acid they were unwillingly soaking in was dissolving them much faster than their healing powers could withstand.

Without Jake's fortuitous arrival, they would surely have ended up as octopus poop within the next few minutes…

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