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Xia Huyou did not receive a clear answer from Su Yu.Everyone was paying close attention to Su Yu, waiting for an answer from him. What would they do if he accepted the invitation? Would they attempt to kill him in the Human Realm? Or would they try something else?
At the moment, Su Yu was too busy to think about all that. He was in a staring contest with the little furball. The little furball had a pitiful expression while Su Yu was rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
After a long while, the little furball said, "I didn't eat anything!"
He was starting to feel guilty after being stared at for such a long time.
Su Yu laughed and said, "I'm not accusing you of anything. Also, we're family. So what if you eat some of my stuff?"
The little furball was stunned. What was wrong with Yummy this time?
Su Yu continued, "Furball, tell me. Has your Big Brother Su been nice to you?"
"..."
After a long while, the little furball spoke tearfully, "I already spat everything out previously! I don't have any savings left! You can’t squeeze a ball like this!"
Su Yu sighed and said, "What are you talking about? Am I that kind of person?"
"Yes!"
"I see that you're still not very good at talking." Su Yu said, "I have a question. Is your dada fierce?"
"Nope!" The little furball said, "They are both good balls!"
"..."
"Don't call your people balls. You are soul devourers!"
How could the furball call themselves balls? How uncool was that? Su Yu continued, "I won't be calling you furball in the future. I'll start calling you the soul devourer crown prince. Remember, don't call yourself a ball anymore. You're now a crown prince."
The little furball blinked and asked, "Are you trying to fool my dada?"
"..."
Su Yu kneaded his skull and sighed inwardly. Sure enough, kids were bad at determining the right thing to say.
"No, not a scam. I'm paying him a polite visit. He saved me several times. It is only natural for me to thank him, right?"
"Yeah."
"When visiting, shouldn't I go bearing gifts?"
"Yeah."
"Also, don't you miss home after so long?"
"A little..."
"I'll take you home and visit your family. Isn't that great?"
"..."
The little furball stared at Su Yu silently. Did Yummy think he was stupid? Yummy was clearly trying to scam his dada!
"Don't wanna! You must be trying to scam my dada!"
"Sigh. This child is very bad at talking."
Su Yu tapped the little furball's head and beamed, "Your dada is too strong to fall for my scam. I heard that your family was related to the Culture King. I believe I am somewhat related to the Culture King as well. The multiple character faction descended from the Culture King. I am also likely a new Time Sage. And the Time Sage might also be an inheritance of the Culture King. That makes me the direct successor of the Culture King. We are all family here."
The confused little furball nodded. Yes. Yummy was making a lot of sense.
"Therefore, would your dada eat me during my visit?"
"I don't know..."
Su Yu stayed patient and continued, "Would you stop me if your dada wanted to eat me? Would you jump out and threaten to detonate yourself if your Big Brother Su were eaten? Furball, no. Prince, what do you think about this?"
The little furball started hesitating.
That didn't sound like a good idea.
Su Yu continued coaxing the little furball, "Furba—Prince! How much good food have you eaten after following me? Now, heavenly source qi is nothing for us. We have more willpower than we need. You have also eaten a lot of characters. Even the power of laws is but a mere dish for you. Would such a life continue for you without me? What would happen after I was eaten by your dada? Do you remember the proverb describing this situation?"
The little furball thought about it and answered, "Kill the goose?"
"Yes! You're so smart, Prince! You have learned to use proverbs now!"
Su Yu started clapping.
Well said!
Su Yu smiled and said, "Think about it. Am I the number one troublemaker of the Myriad Realms?"
"Yah! Yah!
"Think more about it. Would your dada drag you back home to spend all your time sleeping like the old times after my death?"
"Yah! Yah!
"Would you prefer to stir shit everywhere and enjoy all the delicacies the Myriad Realms have to offer with me? Or would you prefer to go back and sleep all the time?"
"Follow you!"
Su Yu clapped again and asked, "Therefore, what should you say when your dada tries to eat me?"
"Stop it! If you eat, I detonate myself!"
"That’s right." Su Yu laughed heartily and said, "This is it! Make sure you sound decisive and determined! Make your dada believe your threat!"
The little furball nodded his entire body. After thinking about it, he asked, "So...what would you give me for this job?"
"..."
Screw this!
This fellow had even learned to ask for a salary!
Su Yu said, "Sure. I'll be sure to let you try any good stuff I find in the future. By the way, what would be a good present for your dada?"
"Tiangu?"
The little furball answered uncertainly.
Su Yu was rendered speechless. Of course he knew that. But how in the world was he supposed to get Tiangu as a gift for the big furball?
He gnashed his teeth and said, "Fine, fine. I need to invest if I want to gain something! Your dada probably loves heavenly source fruits as well..."
Then, Su Yu took out a gigantic ball. That was a ball filled with heavenly source qi.
"What if I made a massive heavenly source fruit for your dada? No, I would make two. One for dada, one for mama!"
This was the cheapest option Su Yu could think of. After some consideration, he thought that perhaps not even this would be enough. He altered his plan. He would make two balls with a diameter of a hundred meters filled with heavenly source qi. Would super heavenly source fruits like that be sufficient? That would still be quite affordable for him.
The little furball showed no reaction. Heavenly source qi? That was now worthless to him.
How stingy.
After grumbling about Su Yu's stinginess inwardly for a bit, he returned to Su Yu's sea of willpower lazily. What a stingy gift. A natural character would be a much better gift.
Alas, Yummy was too stingy for that!
***
While Su Yu was preparing for his journey to the Soul Devourer Realm.
Grandstar started advising him repeatedly, "Be careful there. Those two are no pushovers. They have nothing to lose. They would eat you without a second thought if they felt like it."
The more Su Yu listened to Grandstar, the more terrified he was. But he had to do this. Without their support, things would be much harder for him. Furthermore, it was only right that he met them since he had kept their child with him for so long.
"Don't worry, Lord."
Su Yu calmed himself and said, "Lord, remember to come the moment I call for help through the mayor's medallion."
Grandstar didn't know what to say. How was he supposed to save Su Yu in the Soul Devourer Realm? After telling the location of their realm entrance, he said nothing else. It should be fine. If the two furballs really wanted to eat Su Yu, they would have done so long ago.
Soy Bun had a special relationship with the Culture King. And Su Yu could be considered a direct successor of the Culture King. Thus, he should be safe with Soy Bun. Before long, Su Yu vanished alongside the ancient city. After moving the city to several different locations, he left the city. Then, Grandstar continued moving the city around. Before long, all the spies lost sight of him.
Many guessed that this must be related to the previous visit by Xia Huyou. Was Su Yu in a secret negotiation with the human race? Unsurprisingly, every action of Su Yu invited the attention of the entire Myriad Realms.
While everyone was still guessing about his plans, he arrived before the Soul Devourer Realm. Standing before the realm entrance, he spoke through a unique frequency.
"Soul Devourer Pseudo Emperor, your junior, Su Yu, requests an audience."
"Dada! I'm back!"
The little furball shouted as well.
***
Soul Devourer Realm.
A certain furball was snoring atop a massive heavenly source fruit tree when he suddenly opened his eyes in confusion. He poked the female furball beside him and asked, "Is someone calling for us?"
"Is that happening?"
The female furball yawned. Both of them were tired after the battle with Tiangu not long ago.
Soy Bun looked outside, sniffed, and said, "This smells quite nice. I can even smell our lad out there as well. That human is here."
"Oh."
Both started sniffing hungrily. So yummy! Shortly after, Soy Bun opened the entrance. He was greeted by the sight of Su Yu and a little furball resting atop Su Yu's head.
The little furball shot forward in excitement. Soy Bun shot forward in excitement as well. However, he moved past the little furball and stopped above Su Yu. There, he started sniffing Su Yu with a look of intoxication. How yummy!
The little furball looked gloomy for a split second before shooting toward his mama in joy. The female furball moved forward joyfully...only to move past the little furball and stop above Su Yu. There, she joined Soy Bun and started sniffing Su Yu as well.
How yummy!
Both furballs looked deeply intoxicated.
Su Yu started sweating heavily.
Holy shit!
The two were ignoring even their own child. He had not planned for this scenario! Holy shit!
The little furball merely stared at the three sorrowfully. His dada and mama did not want him anymore!
He was sad!
The saddened little furball flew back and squeezed between the two furballs. After taking a deep sniff with a look of intoxication, he muttered, "This smells better when we're smelling it together!"
This was the same as eating. Food would taste better with company!
For some reason, Yummy smelled much better today!
Su Yu continued sweating heavily. How was the little furball so unreliable? Where was the promised threat? Had the little furball forgotten that?
Su Yu stood still, as though he were a statue. He did not dare to move lest he somehow excite them further.
What a terrifying family.