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Day 61-65

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Day 061

11:11pm

Rico: You’re angry?

11:29pm

Jhing: Why would I be?

Rico: Just making sure?

Jhing: No.

Rico: Ah. . .

11:31pm

Rico: What’s up?

Jhing: Ok.

Rico: You’re not going to ask how am I doing?

Jhing: No.

11:32pm

Rico: OUCH THAT HURTS!

Jhing: Haha! :p

Rico: But I’m good. 😀

Jhing: And what do you want me to do with this info?

Rico: So cold.

Jhing: I’ve been like this in the first place.

11:33pm

Rico: But why do you always smile in person?

11:34pm

Jhing: Fuck.

Rico: Why are you not cold to others but if it’s me, I feel like freezing?

Rico: Is your coldness only for special people? :”>

Jhing: No. It’s for shits.

11:35pm

Rico: Ahhh. . .

Rico: Thank God I’m a human, not a shit. 😀

11:36pm

Jhing: If you could see me right now, my palm is already on my face.

Rico: Go ahead. 😀

Rico: Let me see. Should I go there now? 😀

Jhing: Bwisit. You’re still not going to stop?

Rico: Seriously, why do you not want to meet?

11:37pm

Jhing: I don’t want to.

Rico: Talking in person?

Jhing: No.

Rico: Staring?

Jhing: Don’t want to!

Rico: Why not?!?!?!?!

Rico: OTL.

Jhing: Because I don’t want to.

Rico: There should always be a reason why.

Rico: What’s your reason? 😦

11:38pm

Jhing: I don’t want to.

11:39pm

Rico: You don’t want me anymore? ಥ_ಥ

Rico: You don’t like me? o(╥﹏╥)o

Rico: Am I pissing you off? ●︿●

Rico: Why, Jhing?! v(ಥ ̯ ಥ)v

Rico: Don’t be like this!! (◕︵◕)

Rico: If you get mad at me, I won’t be kawaii. (◡﹏◡✿)

Jhing: Hahahaha!

Jhing: You idiot!

11:41pm

Rico: I made you laugh!!!11!!11!111 😀

Jhing: No.

Rico: You’re in denial!

Rico: Hashtag bLusXzhH!

11:42pm

Jhing: I’m not. You’re just cringy, leche.

Rico: But tell me why you don’t want to meet first?

Jhing: I don’t want to!

Rico: But I already saw you three times. O_O

Jhing: So?!

11:43pm

Rico: Don’t you realize that everything is agreeing with us? Destiny is pulling us closer. Even Serendipity and Fate and Kismet wants us to be together, so why don’t you want it too?

Rico: All the stars in the sky are aligning and the horoscope stated that our zodiac signs are compatible!

11:44pm

Jhing: Whetdefeck..

Rico: For real! I read it on LIBRE newspaper at MRT a while ago.

Jhing: You know my zodiac sign?

Rico: Aquarius.

Jhing: How?!

Rico: The power of scrolling. 😀

Jhing: ?

11:45pm

Rico: I scrolled down on your FB until I see the birthday greetings posted. January 23. 😀

Jhing: What a stalker. So creepy. You’re an axe murder, right!

Rico: It’s fine, I’m hot anyway. 😀

Jhing: Even a liar! Shit.

Rico: Hahahaha I’m a Libra. October 17.

11:47pm

Jhing: And so?

Rico: Just in case you want to give me a gift. 😀

Rico: You already know what I want. :>

Jhing: Book for Dummies?

11:48pm

Rico: Ahahahahhahaah

Rico: ahahahaha

Rico: Aha

Rico: ಡ_ಡ

Rico: I only want one thing. 😦

Jhing: I don’t want to!

11:49pm

Rico: I ONLY WANT BARBIE DOLL JHING! (8: Goddamit Rico)

Rico: b4rbiE dOLL iSx eNougF fOr mEeh

Jhing: Bwisit!

Jhing: High!

Jhing: Addict!

Jhing: Leche!

Rico: Leche!

Rico: \(• ◡ •)/

Seen 11:50pm

11:53pm

Jhing: You’re so positive. How annoying.

Rico: Can’t do anything about that. This is Jesus Crux ah. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jhing: Ah. Ok.

Rico: Wow, so cold! 😦

11:54pm

Rico: Why don’t you want us to meet in real life? Even if there’s one meter distance from us two! Even if we eat in the fast food and we’re on a different tables!

Rico: Come on, Jhing.

Jhing: I don’t want to, don’t be stubborn!

Rico: Why don’t you want to be connected?!

Jhing: ‘Cause I don’t want to!

Rico: But we’re already connected no matter what you say or do.

Jhing: I can block you. 🙂

11:56pm

Rico: You can do it?

Jhing: If you ask for it.

Rico: I will never ask for it, Ms Blanco.

Jhing: Whatever. You’re speaking in English again.

11:57pm

Rico: Do I scare you with my English?

Jhing: You wish.

Rico: My grammar is correct, right?

Rico: Then meet me.

Jhing: No.

11:58pm

Rico: Why?

Jhing: Because no!

Rico: You don’t like me?

Jhing: What’s with you?!

Rico: You don’t like me, Jhing?

Seen 12:03am

12:21am

Rico: Answer me.

Rico: Ahuhuhuhu.

Jhing: I’m not ready to see you.

Rico: Ha?

Jhing: I’m not ready. Goodnight.

12:22am

Rico: Ah. . . okay.

Rico: Good mornight, Ms Blanco. 🙂

12:28am

Jhing: Yea.

12:34am

Rico: I will wait until you’re ready.

Jhing: 🙂

Rico: ಠ_ಠ

5:33am

Jhing: I don’t think I’ll be ready for this.

***

Day 062

11:11pm

Rico: Did you miss me? 😀

12:03am

Jhing: No.

Rico: Oh.

Rico: Okay.

Rico: Bye.

Seen 12:04am

12:23am

Jhing: Sleeping?

12:27am

Rico: Not yet.

Jhing: Ah.

Rico: 🙂

12:39am

Jhing: What’s your problem?

Rico: Ha? Why? 😮

Jhing: I don’t know, putek.

Rico: What’s up? 😀

Seen 12:42am

12:58am

Jhing: You’re not like your usual self.

Rico: What do you mean by usual self?

Jhing: Annoying.

1:03am

Rico: You don’t want me being annoying, right?

Jhing: What kind of drama is this now?

Rico: Nothing much.

Seen 1:03am

1:18am

Jhing: If you don’t have any mood to talk to them, then don’t.

Rico: Doesn’t it look like you’re the one who doesn’t want to talk to me? 😦

Jhing: Dafak you’re saying?

1:22am

Rico: You don’t want to talk to me.

Rico: You’re not ready, right?

1:27am

Jhing: Really? That’s what you’re throwing tantrums for?

Rico: I’m not throwing tantrums. 😦

Jhing: Bwisit, I give up. I’m leaving.

1:32am

Rico: Okay, goodnight. 🙂

Seen 1:32am

3:33am

Jhing: Look, M Jesus Crux. I’m happy talking with you. You know that, right?

Jhing: The thing is, this idiocy of wanting to meet is not working for me.

Rico: You’re really happy? :”>

Jhing: I don’t do meet ups or eyeballs or stuff. That’s foolish.

Rico: But….

3:36am

Jhing: Let’s stay like this.

Rico: Liek tis?

3:39am

Jhing: Online strangers.

Rico: Strangers?

Jhing: We don’t even know each other so basically, we’re strangers.

3:42am

Rico: Does that mean that we’re not humans?!

Jhing: Ay fuck.

3:47am

Rico: Hahahahahahahahhahahaha

Rico: Just lightening up the mood. 😀

Rico: I feel down. 😦

Rico: But okay.

Rico: Let’s stay like this until further notice.

3:49am

Jhing: Your words doesn’t make any sense.

Rico: It’s fine that our chats doesn’t make any sense as long as I got you hahaha.

Rico: 😉

Jhing: Tse.

Rico: Okay, I’m really going to sleep.

Rico: I’m fine now.

Rico: My mood’s better.

4:52am

Jhing: Ok. Good.

Rico: Goodmornight, My Seen Queen.

Jhing: Stop with those My!

Rico: :DDDDDDDDDDD

4:58am

Rico: My…. Wi…

Rico: fe. 😀

(Jhing frequently says “Your wish” whenever Rico gets conceited

so now he starts saying “My wish”… at first but then~ he changed it to “My wife.” )

Jhing: Bwisit. Go sleep!

Rico: Jhing!

Jhing: What?

Rico: .. / .-.. .. -.- . / -.- – – – – ..- (I like you.)

4:59am

Jhing: What??

Rico: .. / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.- – / .-.. .. -.- . / -.- – – – – ..- (I really like you.)

Jhing: What kind of jejemon is this?

Rico: Hahahaha! Goodmornight 🙂

***

Day 063

11:11pm

Rico: Did you know that I’m proud of myself for being so consistent at 11:11pm?

Jhing: Do you need a trophy then?

11:12pm

Rico: Are you going to give me one?

Rico: In person?

Seen 11:13pm

Rico: Joke! Just deliver it to my address. D:

Seen 11:14pm

Rico: Jhing!

Rico: Uy!

11:16pm

Jhing: What!

Rico: Nothing much. 😀

Rico: I have a question.

11:18pm

Jhing: What?

Rico: Did something happen in your life recently?

11:20pm

Jhing: Ha? What do you mean?

Rico: Something different?

Jhing is typing. . .

Seen 12:23pm

Jhing is typing. . .

11:28pm

Jhing: None. Why?

Rico: Took you to long to reply.

11:29pm

Rico: Nothing much. I just thought that you’re life is boring.

Jhing: Wow, because your life, on the other hand, is so exciting, right?

Rico: It is exciting. Ask me why.

11:31pm

Jhing: Nope.

Rico: Because I met you. 😀

11:32pm

Jhing: Ah. Tell me a story.

Rico: You’re changing topics! 😦

Jhing: Just tell me a story.

Rico: What story?

Jhing: I don’t know. Something funny?

Rico: Uh… here, I read this from my newsfeed last night, I laughed.

11:34pm

Jhing: Ok. Shoot.

Rico: Shoot?! Are we going to kill someone!?

Jhing: Ay shete¹.

Rico: Ay otso.

Jhing: Ay nwebe.

Rico: Ay dyes.

11:35pm

Jhing: Sure, go ahead and continue.

Rico: Ay onse.

Jhing: What is wrong with you?!

Rico: You told me to continue. O______________O

Rico: Ay dose 😦

Jhing: Dafak.

Rico: Women are so confusing. You get mad when we don’t do what you said but also gets mad when we do it. Which one is it? 😦

11:36pm

Jhing: Wow.

Jhing: Did that came from past experience? :p

Rico: Kind of. :”>

11:37pm

Jhing: Tell a story.

Rico: Wait.

Selena: Who says you’re not perfect?

Miley: Nobody’s perfect!

P!nk: You’re fucking perfect!

Me: I’m confused… Am I perfect or not?

11:39pm

Jhing: …

Rico: Not laughing?! It’s so funny though. 😦

Jhing: …

Rico: Jhing, come ooooooon.

11:40pm

Jhing: Another one.

Rico: OTL

Rico: You’re breaking my heart again, orz.

Jhing: Story!

11:42pm

Rico: Uhhh. . .

Jhing: Hurry up!

11:43pm

Rico: You’re pressuring me! Should I also pressure you to meet me?!

Seen 11:43pm

11:53pm

Jhing: Don’t tell a story. 🙂

Rico: Dammit hahahaha.

Jhing: Haha :p

11:55pm

Rico: I have a question.

Jhing: What is it?

11:59pm

Rico: I’m creating a typography on a t-shirt for a client. I keep re-writing it ah. People, is the spelling correct?

12:00am

Jhing: No.

Rico: Poeple?

Jhing: Pineapple.

12:01am

Rico. 😦

Rico: Juicecolored².

Rico: RIP Jhing’s joke. You will not be missed. Amen.

Jhing: Leche.

12:02am

Rico: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Rico: You’re so sweet. :”>

Rico: Leche! \ 😀 /

Rico: .. / .-.. .. -.- . / -.- – – – – ..- – -..- – / .- – – …. .. -. – -. .-.-.- (I like you, Jhing.)

***

Day 064

11:11pm

Rico: Did something happen to you today?

11:15pm

Jhing: None.

Rico: Aw why!

11:16pm

Jhing: Why not?

Rico: Nothing….

Rico is typing. . .

11:20pm

Rico: Did you know… I’m having a problem.

Jhing: Why?

Rico: Am I handsome?

Jhing: It seems like you’re half-asleep.

11:23pm

Rico: Seriously. 😦

Jhing: I don’t know what you look like.

11:25pm

Jhing: …

Rico: So?

11:28pm

Jhing: Are you mocking me?

Rico: It’s censored because of too much hotness. 😦

11:29pm

Jhing: Why do you keep feeding your ego that will explode any second because of its huge size?

Rico: Becauuuse a while ago, when I went to our shop, there was a woman who was waiting for me. She frequently visits us.

Rico: A woman. Chicks! Her skin is white and she always wears shorts every time she visits, and then…

11:30pm

Jhing: Then?

Rico: Then she invited me for coffee. I didn’t want to because we were still busy, but my friend stepped in and told us that it’ll be okay for a few minutes. She waited for a long time after all.

Rico: We went to the coffee shop and she paid for mine.

Rico: While we were drinking our coffee, I got shocked because she suddenly held my hand and smiled.

Rico: And did you know what she said?

11:31pm

Jhing: Let’s have sex. (8: HAHAHAHA)

11:32pm

Rico: ?!?!? O________O

Rico: Jhing, what!? I’m telling a story here!

Rico: Can’t you at least wait for a few minutes?!

Jhing: Bastard!

Jhing: I meant, that’s what she said to you!

11:33pm

Rico: YOU’RE TOO MUCH. O_O

Rico: O_O

Rico: REALLY. O_O

11:34pm

Jhing: Leche, just continue on with your story!

Rico: Hahahahaha :)))

Rico: No no!

11:35pm

Rico: It seems like you want to do something ah.

Jhing: Stop it Jesus Crux. What’s next?

11:36pm

Rico: Hahaha okay :))))

Rico: She said, “You don’t have a girlfriend, right? What do you think about us?”

Jhing: Ah.

Jhing is typing. . .

Rico: Then I smiled. I said, “You’re right.”

Seen 11:37pm

Rico: I got nervous when her hand on me tightens.

Jhing: I’m logging out. Bye.

Rico: Wait!

Seen 11:38pm

Rico: I’m not finished yet. 😦

11:39pm

Rico: Jhing?

Rico: I’ll keep going on so you can read it later on. :DDD

Rico: I felt harassed when she was holding my hand. Her stares were like looking at me naked. But because I’m conservative so I removed her hand away from me.

Rico: I smiled at her, and do you know what I told her?

11:40pm

Rico: Of course you don’t because you left me. TT___TT

Rico is typing. . .

11:54pm

Rico: “I’m sorry but, I’m already in love with someone else.”

Rico is typing. . .

12:02am

Rico: .. – .- – – -. … / -.- – – – – ..- .-.-.- (It’s you.)

Rico: The end.

***

Day 065

11:11pm

Rico: Did you read it?

11:20pm

Jhing: Read what?

Rico: My story. 😀

Jhing: Ah. Your flirting?

Rico: That’s not it!

Rico: It’s my handsome moments, okay. 😦

Rico: You’re not even going to ask who is my, you know….

11:23pm

Jhing: No.

Rico: Pssh! I’m not going to tell you anyway.

Jhing: I don’t care.

Rico: So cold! 😦

Jhing: So stubborn!

11:25pm

Rico: Did something happened to you today?

Jhing: Like what?

Rico: Something different? Special? Anything at all?

11:28pm

Jhing: None.

Rico: Aahh. . .

Rico: Why is it like this? 😦

11:31pm

Jhing: What do you mean?

Rico: I’m handsome. 😦

Jhing: Go on with your idiocy.

Rico: What’s your favorite chocolate?

Jhing: Why?

11:32pm

Rico: I feel like I don’t know anything about you except for the fact that you’re my Seen Queen. 😦

Jhing: Ay bwisit!

Rico: I thought you’re going to say leche. 😦

Jhing: Hahahahaha you wish. :p

Rico: You’re such a bully. D:

Jhing: You feel hurt?

11:33pm

Rico: I’m going to bear all the pain for you.

Rico: Even if I want to poop so bad, I will still bear it. I’m so sweet, right?

Jhing: No. You’re disgusting.

11:34pm

Rico: But you still have a crush on me. :”>

Jhing: Shutanginames¹ stop flirting!

Rico: Shutanginsaohsfoas??? What? That’s new!

Jhing: That’s only for cool people.

Rico: I’m so sorry for not being as cool as you, Ate. 😦

Jhing: Just go back to that girl who was flirting with you.

Jhing: You two are bagay².

11:35pm

Rico: WE’RE NOT HUMANS?!

Jhing: Wat. So corny.

Rico: I don’t like her.

11:36pm

Jhing: Wow, so picky?

Rico: I’m not picky. I just can’t force my heart and mind to fall in love with her.

Jhing: Wow.

Jhing: Hashtag Playboy.

11:37pm

Rico: Woah O_O

Rico: Hashtag JhingIsNowUsingHashtags!

Rico: You’ve changed Jhing! Really different now!

Jhing: Haha leche!

Rico: Yieeeeeeeee leche :”>

11:38pm

Rico: You can’t resist your outbursts of leches?

Jhing: Fak you’re such a playboy, stay away from me.

Rico: How am I a playboy because of leche?

Rico: Leche :”>

Rico: And we haven’t been close to each other yet and you already want me to stay away!?

Rico: We should get closer first before that. :”>

11:39pm

Jhing: ._____.

Rico: But let’s get serious now.

Jhing: Serious? Did that really come from you?

Rico: Are you genuinely happy talking to me?

Seen 11:40pm

11:43pm

Rico: Uy?

11:44pm

Jhing: You really like it when you feed your ego.

Rico: Hahahahaha!

Rico: I’m just happy. 🙂

Rico: I’m actually becoming important to you. :”>

11:46pm

Jhing: Insane.

Rico: HARSH! ƈ ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु

Jhing: :p

Jhing: Plus effort for the emoticon.

Rico: I will give all of my effort just for you. ;(

11:47pm

Jhing: Bwisit.

Rico: Guess who I like then. :”>

Jhing: And why would I do that?

11:48pm

Rico: If you guessed it correctly, I’ll tell you what my M is.

Jhing: What will I do with your M?

Rico: You’re curious about it. :”>

Jhing: Not really.

Rico: Ows? :”>

Seen 11:49pm

11:50pm

Jhing: Do I know her?

Rico: And you just told me you’re not curious hahaha!

Rico: So cute.

11:51pm

Jhing: So?! Do I know her!?

Rico: I don’t know.

11:53pm

Jhing: How the heck will I know who the fuck that girl is if I don’t have any goddamn idea who she is?!

11:54pm

Rico: Why are you angry? .·’¯'(>▂<)’¯’·.

11:55pm

Jhing: I’m not angry but I feel like an idiot because of what you said.

Rico: Six letters³.

Jhing: What six letters?

Rico: The one I like.

Jhing: Her name?

11:56pm

Rico: Uhhh… The one I like.

Jhing: Who the hell is it?

Rico: You know Jhing, if you’re pissed off, it’s fine. Forget it.

Jhing: I’m not pissed off!

11:57pm

Rico: In denial 😦

Jhing: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Rico: Go to sleep…

Jhing: You want me to guess who you’re flirting with and now sending me off to bed?!

11:58pm

Rico: I’m not just flirting… I really like her.

Jhing: That’s just the same!

Rico: No. 😦

Jhing: Bwisit, I’m going to sleep!

Rico: You don’t want to know who the person I like is?

11:59pm

Jhing: I don’t know and I don’t care about your life bwisit bye!

12:00am

Rico: Rbrm og oy’d upi⁴? (Even if it’s you?)

Rico: Goodnight.

***

Note:

Shete - a variation of the curse word "Shit," which also means "Seven"in Spanish if it's spelled correctly as "Syete."Jhing meant, "Oh shit." But Rico took it as the number sevenand responsed with, "Oh Otso." which means "Oh Eight." And they continue on their counts...

Juicecolored - It can be misheard as "Diyos ko lord," that has the same expression with "Oh my god" in the Philippines.

Shutanginames - a fancy and kind of innocent variation of the curse word "Putang ina"

Bagay - has two different meanings: "object/thing" and "compatible/well-matched" Jhing meant "You two suit each other," but Rico accepted the other definition, "You two are an object."

Six letters - According to the readers from wattpad, the six letters is... "It's you."

Rbrm og oy'd upi? - Rico, why are you making my life so difficult..... anyway, it's a code. Look at your keyboard and instead of the letters Rbrm og oy'd upi, read the key at their left side: for example, on the letter R's left side is letter E, B is V, R turns to E again, M is N... so the first word is "Even" continues on until it forms the hidden message.

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