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Day 66-70
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Day 066
11:11pm
Rico: hElLo tHe3rrre3!
11:14pm
Jhing: Bad trip¹!
Jhing: （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Rico: Chill. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Rico: What happened?
11:15pm
Jhing: I don’t want to chill!
Jhing: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(‘Д’)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
Rico: Fine then, let’s not chill!
Rico: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
Jhing: (ﾉ￢_￢)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
11:17pm
Rico: ┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ)
Rico: Enough, I’m tired!
Rico: Stop destroying our tables in our home. 😮
Rico: He he he.
11:18pm
Jhing: Fuck.
Rico: Hello? Where did Jhing go?
Rico: Why is there emoticons in our chats po²?
Seen 11:18pm
Rico: I’m sorry.
Rico: _|7o³
11:19pm
Jhing: So pissed off!
Rico: Is it because of the people getting mad over Wattpad?
Jhing: How did you know about that? I thought I’m your only friend on Facebook..
Rico: You are! Why are you getting mad? 😦
Rico: I just saw it from your status and the posts you like. 😦
11:20pm
Jhing: And so?
Rico: Hashtag JustSharing.
Jhing: But yea shit, those facebook pages.
Jhing: They think so highly of themselves. They treat Wattpad stories like a place filled with fuckboys and sluts. Like wtf, why would you even think of that?
11:21pm
Rico: Uhm. . .
11:23pm
Jhing: They keep on posting #SaveLiterature but all they do is bash Wattpad authors. They said that when people read Wattpad, the rate of early pregnancy will increase. It’s so annoying.
Rico: Awtsu.
11:25pm
Jhing: They keep repeating the lines “The literature in the Philippines is going downhill,” but fuck, what about them? What are they doing? Nothing! How would the “literature in the Philippines” improve if they’re all talk but no action?
Rico: Hahahahahahaha!
11:26pm
Jhing: Why are you fucking laughing?
Rico: Cause I get what you mean. In the past, only handful of teenagers go to the bookstore and even looked uninterested and bored. But now? I often hear them say, “Come, let’s go buy some books.”
11:27pm
Jhing: See?! Those teens are eager to read because of Wattpad. I know that not all published books today are considered high standard literary pieces, even my books are not at that level, but it’s a start that people are starting to read. How do you change things without a beginning? Bashing the authors? Stopping authors to write ‘slutty’ shit?
Rico: You’re right. Baby steps. 😀
11:28pm
Jhing: And then they hide behind these pages with so much likes. They’ll start bashing and if you replied against their posts, they will say “butthurt” when in fact, you explained it properly and reasonably. Butthurt? Aren’t they the ones whose butt are hurt because not everyone agrees with their hates?
11:33pm
Jhing: I hate it. I’m so pissed. They need everyone’s support once they hated things cause apparently, mainstreams today is not worthy to be read. Because it’s all flirtations. Not making any sense. No depth.
11:34pm
Rico: “Don’t think too highly of yourself just because you’re hating mainstreams. Funny, yes, but sometimes you just look dumb.” Nice status, MSQ.
Jhing: MSQ?
11:35pm
Rico: My Seen Queen.
Jhing: Fuck.
Rico: Hahahaha just kidding. 😦
Rico: Fine, just continue what you were saying. 😦
Jhing: You should be thankful that I am not in the mood to bicker with you.
11:36pm
Rico: Thanks. \ 😀 /
Jhing: Leche.
11:38pm
Jhing: But seriously, the other people don’t even have an idea on what’s going on and just wanted to go with the flow. They are even involving every single stories on Wattpad like it’s some kind of stereotype. They look down on us because we’re Wattpad authors and readers.
Rico: I don’t look down on you. On the contrary, I’m proud that I can talk to you ah. 😀
11:39pm
Rico is typing. . .
Jhing: O please stop that “they’re just insecure and jealous” because I’ve heard that millions of times. I’m so tired of it.
Seen 11:44pm
Jhing: So you just seened me?!
11:56pm
Rico: I was reading the post. 😀
12:03am
Jhing: Okay.
12:15am
Rico: The bashers are too much. 😮
Jhing: See? What did we do for them to get so mad?
12:17am
Rico: Because being a Wattpad basher became a trend. 😀
Jhing: So annoying!
12:18am
Rico: Hahahaha then they’re involving the mothers of Wattpaders who doesn’t even have an idea what’s happening. It’s really fun to read online wars, so much nonsense.
Jhing: What do you mean by that? We’re nonsense?!
12:19am
Rico: That’s not it. After all, there’s a lot of Wwattpad stories that invaded the bookstores now.
12:24am
Jhing: Ugh I don’t know anymore! 😦
12:25am
Rico: Should we get our revenge? Come, I’ll drive you to the gate.
Jhing: Huh?
Rico: Wait for them at their home while I go back in mine because I’m scared of riots hu hu hu.
12:26am
Jhing: Tangina what a gentleman.
12:27am
Rico: But of course, right before they hit you, I will appear and save the damsel. I’m strong, I can be your knight in shining armor. Aren’t I so cool? 😀
12:28am
Jhing: Nevermind. I’m not a damsel in distress to wait for a knight in shitting armor.
Rico: Awtsu.
Rico: Hashtag JhingIsSoBitter.
Jhing: I’m not!
12:37am
Rico: I laughed at one of the basher’s comment.
Jhing: Which one?
Rico: “The Philippines is a Democratic country and I am entitled to my own opinion.”
12:39am
Jhing: That’s one of the lines that they keep using against us. Again and again. They may be educated but they’re personality sucks. Why don’t they do something to save the literature in the Philippines instead of ganging up and throwing curse words at every corner?
12:40am
Rico: They’re so dumb. Even if they use the right reason to justify themselves, they are still using the wicked methods to act so in the end, they will always be wrong even if you turn the world upside down.
12:41am
Rico: I remember the words of my pal Marco who’s a professor. He said “If you stretched your arm, that’s ‘free will’; but if you hit someone in the process, that’s your limit.”
Rico: He keeps giving me nosebleed whenever he speaks English ah hahahaha.
12:42am
Rico: Tell them, “You all see slutty stories because that’s the only thing you’re looking at. Try reading encyclopedia, let’s find out what your opinions are.”
Jhing: Haha!
Rico: And I don’t think they have the rights to say that the rate of early pregnancy is increasing because of Wattpad. They should stop watching porn first. 😮
12:43am
Jhing: wtf.
Rico: Hahahahaha I think it will just decrease because women’s standards skyrocket because of fictional male characters.
Rico: That’s why it’s so hard to get a girlfriend. They became choosy, they want the fictional ones.
12:44am
Rico: Thank God I’m handsome.
Rico: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jhing: And I thought we’ll be having a normal and intelligent conversation for this night.
12:45am
Rico: Awtsu Hashtag ThatHurtsJhing.
Jhing: But really, even though you’re crazy, talking to you have more sense than talking to those people.
Rico: Of course, since when did I talk about nonsense topics! D:
Jhing: K.
12:46am
Rico: Jhing. If someone bashes you, tell me, okay?
Jhing: Why? You’ll fight for me?
12:47am
Rico: I’ll smash their heads on my abs. :3
Jhing: Goodnight, you’re drunk.
Rico: But it’s true!!!
Jhing: Goodnight.
Rico: I’m really telling the truth.
12:48am
Jhing: Go to sleep already!
Rico: Okaayyy 😦
Rico: Goodnight 😦
Rico: Mornight*
Jhing: Hey.
12:54am
Rico: Po? D:
Jhing: Thanks. You cheered me up. 🙂
12:55am
Rico: Ayieeeeeeeeeeee Jhing is flirting. 😀
Jhing: Bastard.
Rico: Harsh 😦
Jhing: Haha :p
12:56am
Rico: One leche. 😀
Jhing: Whatever.
Rico: Just one leche!
Jhing: No!
Rico: Leche please!
Jhing: I told you no!
12:57am
Rico: Okay 😦
Rico: 555332224433⁴ (Leche)
Jhing: What’s that now?
Rico: Good mornight. 🙂
Jhing: Whatever.
Rico: Are you curious?
Jhing: No way.
Rico: Okay. 😀
Seen 12:59am
1:02am
Rico: Wait!
Jhing: What? I’m sleepy!
1:04am
Rico: Did something happen to you today?
Jhing: Why do you keep asking that?
Rico: Anything at all?
1:05am
Jhing: None.
Rico: Ay, okay. Sure. 😦
Jhing: K.
Rico: Goodmornight my Seen Queen :”>
Seen 1:08am
Rico: Hashtag SoCommitedAyieee 😀
1:13am
Rico: Jhing, I know you’re tired of hearing this but just ignore them. If they keep seeking attention, just rage it all towards me and not the others because they might judge you.
Jhing: I don’t care what others think of me.
Rico: But Jhing. . . 😦
Jhing: What?
Rico: I should be the only one seeking your attention. 😦
1:14am
Rico: Don’t give them any. Just me. :(((((
Jhing: Wtf you’re so fussy.
Rico: Just flirty.
1:15am
Rico: I mean, I’m just a carebear. ヽ(￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ
Jhing: Haha k.
Jhing: Thanks for the care.
Rico: You’re welcome.
Seen 1:16am
Rico: I’m the only one you’ll notice ah? 😀
Jhing: What’s wrong with you?
1:17am
Rico: Promise me that you’re not going to give them attention.
Rico: Only me. 😦
Jhing: .___.
1:18am
Rico: I’m the only one you’ll give attention to. 😦
Jhing: You should sleep.
Rico: Promise me first.
Rico: Just me, okay? 😦
1:19am
Jhing: Rico…
Rico: Please? 😦
Jhing: Jesus Crux why are you so stubborn?!
1:20am
Rico: You should promise me first that I’m the only one you’ll notice and not those people who have nothing to do but piss you off. D:
Jhing: You’re the one who’s pissing me off!
Rico: Fine, those people who are not handsome. 😦
1:21am
Jhing: Dafak?
Rico: Promise me. 😦
Jhing: What?!
Rico: I’m the only one you’ll give attention to.
1:22am
Jhing: Puta, so stubborn.
Rico: Hurry up.
Jhing: Fine already!
Rico: What fine?
Jhing: Fine, bwisit!
1:23am
Rico: What?
Jhing: Tangina you’re the only one I’ll give attention to.
Rico: Me? Only me?
Jhing: Yes yes, only you. Are you happy now?
1:24am
Rico: Good mornight, Jhing 🙂
1:25am
Jhing: UGH!
Rico: \ ( ^____^ ) /
***
Day 067
11:11pm
Rico: Are you okay now?
11:13pm
Jhing: Am I not?
Rico: You were in a bad mood last night ah?
Jhing: Nah. I’m alright.
Rico: ‘Cause I’m here for you? :”>
Jhing: No. It’s because I’m so close to murdering you.
Rico: How sweet o(*u*)o
11:17pm
Jhing: You’re a very positive kid.
Rico: I’m not a kid. I’m 24 already.
Jhing: 24? More like 12.
Rico: Baby face. (｡◕‿◕｡)
Jhing: Baby brain.
Rico: Are you insulting me? 😦
11:18pm
Jhing: I will never insult you, baby Rico. I’m just telling the truth.
Rico: 😮
Rico: BABY RICO?
Rico: I’m your baby now? :””>
Rico: Awwww Jhing, we’re on the next level now.
Rico: HashtagBlushingToTheBones
Jhing: Fuck
11:19pm
Jhing: That’s not what I meant!
Jhing: Shutanginames. Because you act like a baby! That’s what it was!
Rico: Baby Rico. So cute :”>
Jhing: No! Ughhh childish!
Rico: Then there’s Baby Jhing :”>
Rico: Baby :”>
Jhing: STOP IT!
Rico: You’re the one who started it, Baby Jhing 😦
Jhing: Tangina?!
11:20pm
Rico: Don’t say bad words, Baby Jhing.
Jhing: UGHHH gross tangina this is disgusting!!
Rico: Why, Baby Jhing? What happened? 😮
Jhing: Putangina stop calling me that!
Rico: Stop what, Baby Jhing?
Jhing: I’ll fucking kill you.
Rico: Don’t, Baby Jhing 😦
Jhing: Enough!
11:23pm
Rico: Baby Rico first. :”>
Jhing: What?!
Rico: Call me Baby Rico first, Baby Jhing. :”>
Rico: Ay wait, it should be Baby Jesus hehe.
Jhing: Enough of that already!
11:26pm
Rico: Hahahahahahahahaha this is making me laugh.
Jhing: You’re fucking enjoying this?
Rico: Baby Jhing throwing tantrums is really cute.
11:28pm
Jhing: WTF
Rico: Hahaha I’ll stop before you throw away your laptop or cellphone or desktop in anger.
Jhing: Laptop.
Rico: I’m using laptop too! We’re the same. 😮
11:31pm
Rico: HashtagDestiny :”>
Jhing: K.
Rico: Hahahahahaha!
11:39pm
Rico: I have a question. 🙂
11:40pm
Jhing: What?
Rico: Did something new happened to you today?
Jhing: Why do you keep on asking that?
11:41pm
Rico: Curious.
11:43pm
Jhing: Nothing.
Rico: Nothing, really?
11:46pm
Jhing: Is there something supposed to happen ?
Rico: Your life is boring. 😦
Jhing: Wow I’m so embarrassed, your life must be exciting.
Rico: It is.
11:46pm
Rico: Ask me why. :”>
Jhing is typing. . .
11:47pm
Rico: But of course you’re not gonna ask because you don’t care about me. 😦
11:48pm
Jhing: Ok, tell me.
Rico: Really?
Jhing: Yeah.
11:50pm
Rico: Seriously?
Jhing: You turned into a coward? Are you really a man?
Rico: Am I gay?
11:51pm
Jhing: Maybe.
Rico: No ah.
Jhing: Ok.
11:52pm
Rico: Just keep pressuring that I’m gay so I can prove to you that I’m not¹. D:
Jhing: Bwisit, I’m sleeping!
Rico: Fine, here goes.
11:53pm
Rico: My life is exciting because you know.
Jhing: ?
Rico: I’m handsome. 😀
11:54pm
Jhing: ._.
11:55pm
Rico: Wait.
Jhing: What?
Rico: Do you have a mirror?
Jhing: Why?
11:56pm
Rico: I know a magic trick.
Jhing: Huh?
Rico: Get a mirror, I’ll do some magic.
Jhing: I don’t want to.
Rico: Hurry up! So stubborn.
11:57pm
Jhing: Wow, you’re the one to talk.
Rico: Please? 😦
Jhing: Ok. Where’s the magic here?
Rico: Look at the mirror.
Rico: She’s the reason why my life is exciting.
Seen 11:58pm
12:00am
Jhing: Whatever.
Rico: Ayieeee are you blushing?
12:01am
Jhing: Heh.
Rico: I’m so so sweet, right?
Rico: Plus handsome points to MJC! 😀
Jhing: ._.
12:02am
Rico: Ayie, she’s smiling. :”>
Jhing: No way.
Rico: Smiling while denying. :”>
Jhing: Bwisit!
Rico: Leche?
12:03am
Jhing: I’m going to sleep!
Rico: Noooo!!!! OTL
Seen 12:04am
Rico: Ay? 😦
Seen 12:04am
Rico: Oh no. 😦
Seen 12:05am
Rico: Baby Jhing fainted from blushing. 😦
Seen 12:05am
Rico: Hello?
Seen 12:06am
Rico: If you seen me, it means you have a crush on me. :”>
12:10am
Rico: No seen? 😦
Rico: Is it not crush? Are we really on the next level now?!
12:11am
Rico: You really left! 😦
12:18am
Rico: Good mornight, Baby Jhing :”>
***
Day 068
11:11pm
Rico: Hi Baby Jhing!
11:23pm
Rico: Baby Jhing?
11:39pm
Rico: Baby?
11:42pm
Rico: Jhing?
11:44pm
Jhing: What?
Rico: You hate Baby Jhing that much?
Jhing: Isn’t it obvious?
Rico: But you’re the one who started it. 😦
Jhing: I was just mocking you. It was not for endearment.
11:45pm
Rico: But don’t you think Baby Jhing is adorable?
Jhing: Fuck no.
Jhing: Disgusting.
Rico: Baby Jhing 😦
11:49pm
Rico: Baby? 😦
11:51pm
Rico: Hahahaha fine I’ll stop!
Rico: You’re scary. 😦
11:55pm
Jhing: It’s good that you actually know fear.
Rico: Yes, Baby Jhing. It won’t happen again. D:
Seen 11:56pm
11:57pm
Rico: Joke! I’ll seriously stop. 😦
Jhing: I’m close to hugging you.
11:58pm
Rico: Ha?! O________O
Jhing: So tight.
Rico: Wait!
12:03am
Jhing: With a rope. On the neck.
Seen 12:04am
12:06am
Rico: Badtrip, you can have the butterflies in my stomach back.
Jhing: You’re also a badtrip. I’m sleeping!
Rico: You’re always sleeping on me.
Rico: It hurts to get sleepzoned. 😦
12:07am
Jhing: Wow k.
Rico: Instead of walking out on me, you just sleep. 😦
Rico: Are you getting bored of me?
12:08am
Jhing: Wtf question is that?
Rico: For real, am I boring?
Rico: I’m scared you’ll stop replying because you got tired of me.
12:09am
Jhing: What kind of drama is this now, Jesus Crux?
Rico: Reality? 😦
Rico: The bitter truth that you’ll one day get tired of my stubbornness and get pissed, and then finally decide to not talk to me. 😦
Rico: Or maybe I’m not as persistent anymore so it makes you yawn instead of laugh?
Rico: There’s also the possibility of too much persistence that it will annoy you to the point of leaving me which will make me cry?
12:11am
Jhing: What did you eat a while ago that it made you emotional?
Rico: Just asking.
Jhing: Ah.
12:12am
Rico: You didn’t answer my question.
Jhing: What question?
Rico: Did something happen to you today?
Jhing: WTF
12:14am
Jhing: What’s your problem? Why do you keep on asking me that question?
Rico: Nothing much.
12:15am
Jhing: You keep saying it’s nothing but you ask that question every single day.
12:16am
Rico: But are you bored of me?
Jhing: You’re so good at changing topics.
Rico: Just asking.
Jhing: Is something bothering you?
12:17am
Rico: None. 😮
Jhing: You should sleep.
Rico: Aw are you worried? :”>
Rico: Sweet Baby Jhing :”>
12:18am
Jhing: Stop. That.
Rico: Stop what?
Jhing: That baby thing!
12:20am
Rico: Baby?
Jhing: UGH
Rico: Hahahaha it’s so cute when you get teased. 😀
12:21am
Jhing: It’s also cute when you get blocked.
Rico: Awww you’re nakakatacute¹. 😦
Jhing: Fuck you.
12:22am
Rico is typing. . .
12:24am
Rico: Fuck cute² 😀
Jhing: O boy.
Rico: Hahahaha I don’t know, I’m going crazy. Sorry.
12:25am
Rico: But the words I said are my true feelings. I’m scared of you getting bored of talking to me and then you’ll stop replying hahahahaha.
12:26am
Rico: Jhing?
12:29am
Jhing: I won’t.
Rico: What “I won’t”?
12:34am
Jhing: I won’t get bored.
Rico: 😮
Jhing: Goodnight. 🙂
Rico: Wait!!111111!11!11111
12:35am
Rico: Jhing!??!??!
12:36am
Rico: BABY JHING??!?!?
12:37am
Rico: Joke. D;
Rico: Jhing!!
12:38am
Rico: Why are you doing this to me!?
Rico: Don’t stop our HashtagBlushingToTheBones moments midway.
Rico: Ahu ahu ahu ahu . . .
12:39am
Rico: But it made me smile.
12:42am
Rico: Good mornight My Seen Queen
Rico: 🙂
***
Day 069
11:11pm
Rico: Did you know!!11!exlamation!1point!
Jhing: So energetic.
Rico: I want to tell you a story!
Jhing: What?
Rico: I got butterflies in my stomach because of your “I won’t” :DDD
Seen 11:12 pm
Rico: Joke 😦
Seen 11:12pm
Rico: Uy Jhing, I was just joking! D:
Seen 11:13pm
Rico: Okay fine….
Seen 11:13pm
Rico: I almost got raped!
11:14pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: I’m serious.
Jhing: Whenever you say “I’m serious,” I feel like it’s the opposite. These words means that you’re just fooling around.
Rico: Not serious! D:
Jhing: Whatthe.
11:15pm
Rico: What do you want me to say then? Huhuhuhuhuhu you’re so confusing. D:
Rico: But you know, I panicked a while ago. I almost became a Father. :(((
Jhing: WTF?
Rico: Joke. But I got harassed Jhing. 😦
Rico: Someone harassed my body. :(((
Rico: Don’t you think I’m pitiful!?!?!?!?!
Rico: Ahuhuhu.
11:16pm
Jhing: What happened?
Rico: Will it be okay to tell you?
Jhing: What story is it anyway? If it’s your sexcapades, nevermind.
Rico: Sexcapades¹? O_O
Rico: Why do you know?
Rico: That?
Rico: Term?
11:17pm
Jhing: Not important. So what’s your story?
Rico: It’s not sexcapades, my goodness. 😦
Rico: I’m not like that. 😦
Jhing: Ok sure, so what is it then?!
11:19pm
Rico: Warning: kind of SPG².
Jhing: So?
Rico: Just putting some warning signs, who knows if ah
Jhing: Hurry up!
Rico: Yessir! Why are you in a rush. 😦
11:20pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: Here ah, don’t get shocked.
Jhing: I’m getting impatient.
Rico: Yes!
11:21pm
Rico: My tropa³ is insane. He said that my birthday is coming, so he wanted to give me a present before he travels to a different country.
Rico: I told him that I’m fine with house and lot but he rejected saying he’ll buy me a house next time if we get married. So gay, right?!
Rico: And then he said that he’ll treat me to a massage to relax because I’ve been designing and talking to clients every single day.
11:22pm
Jhing: Then?
Rico: Then then you know, the massage Jhing… :(((
Jhing: I don’t know.
Rico: We went to sauna first, chatting and all, and then the massage… putspa⁴. 😦
Jhing: Why?
11:23pm
Rico: My eyes are not virgin anymore. 😦
Jhing: What?
Rico: Because of the masseuse ah. Her name is Joy. She said she brings joy to other people. Her clothes was so revealing that I almost grabbed a blanket and gave it to her because it’s cold. 😦
Jhing: Haha wtf.
Rico: I was so scared of that woman. I felt like she was taking my clothes off with her gaze. 😦
11:24pm
Jhing: Aren’t you supposed to be naked when you get a massage?
Rico: OH RIGHT?! YOU SEE!11!1?! I felt naked just because of her gaze!!!
Jhing: ._.
Rico: ಠ_ಠ
11:25pm
Jhing: Continue!
Rico: Yessir. 😦
Rico: So she made me lay down the bed, and I heard my tropas laughs from the other room. My massage is actually in private, I’m the only one who has “special service.”
Rico: She made me choose what service I wanted from the menu ah.
Jhing: Menu? In massage?
Rico: Yes. O_O
Jhing: What menu?
11:27pm
Rico: There’s “big and juicy,” “long and hard,” and one more that’s just too much…
Jhing: What kind of menu is that?
Jhing: What’s the other one?
Rico: I forgot. 😦
Jhing: The F.
11:28pm
Rico: Do you want to try?
Jhing: Just finish your story.
Rico: 😦
11:29pm
Rico: I told her, “I’m fine with normal,” but then she inches closer and closer until she climbed up on the bed and crawled on top of me. O_O
Jhing: The heck?
Rico: She starts massaging me and asked, “Sir, how hard?”
Seen 11:30pm
Rico: Jhing?
Jhing: Go on.
11:31pm
Rico: Just tell me if you want me to stop talking.
Jhing: Go.
Rico: Oh okay. So I answered her, “As long as I can walk home properly.”
11:32pm
Rico: And then she said, “What if you’re not able to go home?” I pushed her but just a bit because I’m a gentleman ah and said, “I can’t, someone’s waiting for me.” She asked, “Your wife?” I answered, “No, my Seen Queen.”
Rico: HashtagBlushingToTheBones
Seen 11:33pm
Rico: Seen. 😦
Rico: Seen Queen. :”>
Jhing: Whatever. So what happened?
Rico: Hahahahaha!
Rico: Ah so I pushed her a bit more? But she didn’t let go of my hand and then I was shocked. O_O
11:34pm
Jhing: What?
Rico: She made me touch it. O_O
Jhing: Touch what?
11:35pm
Rico: Her you know!
Jhing: What?
11:36pm
Rico: Do I really have to say it?
Jhing: Why not?
Rico: Why are you like this? D:
Jhing: Like what? Tell me. What did she make you touch?
11:39pm
Rico: Her boo_s.
Jhing: Boo_s?
11:43pm
Rico: Books. 😦
Jhing: She made you touch her books?
Rico: What do you think!
Jhing: Haha! Ok. Go on.
11:44pm
Rico: She made me touch her books and I asked in surprise, “Hardbound?”
Jhing: Haha you’re a jerk.
Rico: But really, I couldn’t feel anything so I thought it was hardbound. 😦
Jhing: Jerk. Then?
Rico: She pushed me so hard that I hit my head. She got offended. 😦
Jhing: Because you’re a bastard.
11:45pm
Rico: It’s not my fault if her books are hardbound. 😦
Jhing: Hahaha bwisit haha!
Rico: Looks like you’re having so much fun ah? 😮
Jhing: Just finish your story before my mood turns bad.
Rico: Wow. :((
11:46pm
Rico: So yeah, she made me turn my back on her. Her massage was terrible, she was hurting me. 😦
Jhing: Haha you deserved it. :p
Rico: Sadist. 😦
Jhing: Haha then?
Rico: Then yeah… gradually, it became better. Smoother…. Hands were slowly creeping downwards…..
11:47pm
Jhing: She touched you?
11:48pm
Rico: …
Jhing: What did you do?
Rico: Shocked. 😮
Jhing: Then?
Rico: Shocked. 😮
Jhing: I know. And then?
Rico: I couldn’t push her or else she might get offended again.
11:49pm
Jhing: You had sex?
Rico: No.
Rico: Jhing ah.
11:52pm
Jhing: What? I think that’s the ending of your story.
11:55pm
Rico: No ah! I’m not like that. Even though I joke a lot, I will never do that to a woman I don’t love. 😦
Jhing: Then what happened?
11:59pm
Rico: I told her, “Joy, you should probably bring joy to other men instead. My thing is the only one you can give joy to, but my mind and heart will never accept it. If you’re doing that because you feel like no one’s respecting you, then let me be the first one to do so.”
12:01am
Jhing: You told her that?
Rico: Uhm, yes?
Jhing: Are you sure?
Rico: Yes?
Jhing: Wow huh.
Rico: Then I went home.
12:04am
Jhing: Nothing happened?
Rico: None.
Jhing: None?
Rico: I went to the washroom when I got home.
Jhing: Okay, enough.
Rico: Hahahahahahaha I took a cold bath to calm myself down.
12:05am
Jhing: Epic day?
Rico: It’s fine, but I felt like a pervert. 😦
12:06am
Jhing: You act like you’re virgin.
Rico: I’m a virgin. O_O
Jhing: Oh really?
Rico: Kind of?
12:07am
Jhing: Kind of?
Rico: Half half? 😀
Jhing: Are you fooling around?
12:10am
Rico: A bit?
Jhing: Spill.
Rico: What spill?
12:11am
Jhing: Spill the story about that “kinda devirginized” story.
12:12am
Rico: DON’T JHING I’M CONSERVATIVE. 😦
Jhing: Ok bye.
Rico: Jhing?
12:15am
Rico: You left me!
12:23am
Rico: College. First girlfriend. She was a senior. I was a freshman. Classmates in Algebra. I was late in class so I sat beside her at the back of the classroom. I was in the block. She was irreg.
Seen 12:23am
12:26am
Jhing: Really?
Rico: Yes?
Jhing: Why?
Rico: What do you mean?
12:27am
Jhing: Why did you do it with her?
12:30am
Rico: Because I love her? Because I was curious? I’m also a man, Jhing.
Jhing: Not obvious.
Rico: You’re hurting my heart. D:
12:33am
Jhing: Then what happened? Is she your ex of 2 years?
Rico: No. Before that. We broke up after 7 months.
12:34am
Jhing: Why?
Rico: Because she was 7 months pregnant.
Seen 12:34am
12:37am
Jhing: Tangina, you’re already a Father?
Rico: If I said yes, what will you do?
Jhin: Then why are you fucking chatting with me?
Rico: Because I want to.
12:39am
Jhing: Fuck, you already have a baby?! But you’re still shameless to chat other women!? If you don’t love your wife, at least treasure your baby! Tangina you’re a bastard! You don’t deserve the child. That child doesn’t deserve a father like you. You annoying asshole!
Seen 12:39am
12:41am
Rico: Wow. HashtagHugot⁵.
Rico: Hahahaha!
Rico: I was kidding! I’m not the father. I didn’t have sex with her the month we got together okay ah?
12:42am
Rico: If I really am the father, my bad-tempered sister will kill me. My ex got pregnant with another man… my Professor, to be exact.
Jhing: You’re not a good joker.
Rico: Sorry for my humor? 😦
Jhing: It wasn’t funny.
12:43am
Jhing: But that was a twisted plot twist.
Rico: Were you worried? 😉
12:44am
Jhing: Shut up.
Rico: It was more of a plot twist when I was one of the people who took a vow for the baby at his baptism to be his Godfather.
12:45am
Jhing: What? Hahahahahahahaha epic.
12:46am
Rico: I can feel your happiness all the way from here ah.
Jhing: It was funny.
12:47am
Rico: When I gave you a joke minutes ago, it was not funny. Now that I’m being serious, it suddenly became funny.
Jhing: I’m weird like that. Deal with it.
Rico: I’m happy dealing with it. 🙂
Jhing: Whatever.
12:50am
Rico: You?
Jhing: What me?
Rico: I don’t know. Story?
Jhing: Huh?
12:54am
Rico: Do you really want me to ask you directly?
12:57am
Jhing: There’s no “story” because I’m saving my whole self for the person I’m going to be with for the rest of my life in the future. I believe in making love after marriage. Sorry.
12:58am
Rico: Ouch. I suddenly felt like a demon. :(((
Jhing: Nah. We all have different values.
Rico: Hahaha yeah. After that, even if I feel really itchy⁶, I don’t want to do it anymore.
12:59am
Jhing: You don’t want it? Never tried it with your ex?
Rico: Just a bit of a base⁷.
Jhing: Which base?
1:02am
Rico: WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT?
Rico: I need to go to the church to confess and repent my sins tomorrow. 😦
1:03am
Jhing: I was just asking. You don’t need to answer my question.
Rico: But I want to be honest with you. 😦
1:05am
Jhing: Wtf, so much drama.
Rico is typing…
Jhing: Please. Don’t answer it.
Seen 1:06am
1:08am
Rico: I thought you wanted to know?
1:09am
Jhing: Go to sleep.
Rico: Huh? Why? Did I say something wrong? D:
Jhing: You’re too honest. It’s annoying. Okay go, sleep.
1:11am
Rico: Oh… sure. But I have a question.
Jhing: What?
Rico: Did something happened to you today?
1:12am
Jhing: Nothing, why do you keep asking?!
Rico: Ohhhh…
Rico: One more.
Jhing: What?!
1:13am
Rico: How to become “gsv kvihlm”⁸ ? (“the person,” read back to 12:57am if you don’t understand~)
Jhing: What?
Rico: Good morning. 🙂
1:14am
Jhing: Hey!
1:15am
Jhing: Jesus Crux!
1:18am
Jhing: You with your stupid childish codes.
1:22am
Jhing: You should really go to the church to clean your sins, bwisit!
***
Day 070
11:11pm
Rico: Do you know the song “wiggle?”
Jhing: You’re not used to saying “hi” or “hello” to start our conversation anymore.
Rico: Ha? Do I need to do that?
Rico: Hi Baby Jhing! 😀
11:12pm
Jhing: Fuck.
Rico: I thought you wanted me to greet you?
Jhing: Nevermind that. What’s up with wiggle?
11:13pm
Rico: Hahahahahaha!
Rico: Wiggle is amazinggggg!
Rico: So amazing brooo!!!!!!
Rico: Super… amazing!
Rico: Feels bro!
Rico: I turned gay because of too much feels!
11:14pm
Rico: Seriously. I cried when I listened to the lyrics. It’s so moving yakno.
Rico: Straight to the heart ah. The moment I heard it, I thought to myself “Shit, this is the song of my life.”
Rico: Do you know what I mean? The song is so meaningful ah.
11:15pm
Jhing: I don’t know wiggle. What’s the lyrics anyway?
11:17pm
Rico: Hot damn it
Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sandwich
Whoa, I can’t stand it
‘Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit of… swing
11:19pm
Jhing: ._.
Jhing: Wow. Feels huh.
11:20pm
Rico: RIGHT!?!? I told you so!! Too much feels I cried and turned Gay, Jhing! The song of my life! 😦
Rico You can really learn a lot from this song.
Jhing: Haha.. So you do sarcastic remarks now?
11:21pm
Rico: I’m serious that I got moved by the lyrics. 😦
Jhing: ._.
Jhing: Not sure if you’re telling me the truth or not.
11:23pm
Rico: You’ll never know. 😉
Rico: Hahahahahahahaha!
Rico: How about you? Which song gives you the feels?
11:24pm
Jhing is typing. . .
Rico: Jhing?
Jhing is typing. . .
11:25pm
Rico: Typing too long. 😮
11:27pm
Jhing: My favorite is The Script’s Six Degrees of Separation. But I like all of their songs. It’s so deep and sensible. When I’m doubting the music industry today, I’ll just listen to their songs which will give me security that today’s music still has hope.
Rico: Wow! So much hugot! O_O
Jhing: It’s music. Of course, it makes one feel connected. :p
Rico: Hahahahahahahaha!
11:28pm
Rico: Six Degrees of Separation. First novel of yours that I read. 😀
Jhing: Stalker.
Rico: I’m not a stalker. It’s also my favorite my song.
Rico: Isn’t this…
11:29pm
Jhing: ?
Rico: Destiny?
11:31pm
Jhing: You keep on saying that. So annoying.
Rico: Don’t you believe in destiny? But according to your stories, you’re hoping for destiny to work.
11:35pm
Jhing: No, I’m not. My fictions characters are different from me. If my characters wait for destiny to just magically do something for them, that’s because I wrote it like that. But in reality, I don’t just wait for destiny to happen. I make it happen.
Rico is typing. . .
Seen 11:37pm
Rico is typing. . .
11:38pm
Rico: Eh what do you call it when we met in the jeepney last time?
11:40pm
Jhing: We didn’t meet, you just saw me.
Rico: Even though our distance was just a mere one meter?
Jhing: That wasn’t destiny. Aren’t you too old to believe on those things? You’re 24 already, right?
Jhing: But wait, you think like a 12 year old girl so yeah, I guess you still do believe in that stuff.
11:41pm
Rico: Hashtag OuchThatHurts.
Rico: You’re so bitter. :((
Rico: You kept throwing all your bitter feelings to me. Why, Jhing? :((
Jhing: It’s your fault. You talked to me first.
Rico: It’s also your fault. You entertained me. :((
11:42pm
Jhing: Wow ha? How conceited.
Rico: But if you didn’t reply to me then…
11:45pm
Jhing: What?
Rico: We wouldn’t be friends today. 🙂
11:49pm
Jhing: So you think we’re friends?
Rico: Wow!!!!! Can’t you just say yes! :((((
Jhing: Yeah.
Rico: Yeah?
11:55pm
Jhing: I think we’re friends.
Seen 11:55pm
11:58pm
Rico: Tanginaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rico: Hahahahahahhahahahaha
Jhing: Wtf.
Rico: Hahahahahahahahaha sorry hahahaha
Rico: I’m so happy hahahaha
Rico: I kept smiling widely hahahahaha
Rico: You’re so different, Jhing. You have your unique ways to make me blush! :)))))
11:59pm
Jhing: Leave me alone.
Rico: Hahahahahahhahahahaha no.
12:00am
Jhing: 😐
12:01am
Rico: Don’t ruin my moment. :))))
Jhing: Fine whatever.
12:02am
Rico: Are you also smiling? 😀
Jhing: No.
Rico: Hahahahahahahhahahahaha why do you keep denying it? 😀
12:03am
Rico: I have a question.
12:05am
Jhing: NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!
12:08am
Rico: 😮
Jhing: You keep on asking that for one freaking week already it’s making me nuts!
Rico: That’s not my question though ah. :(((
12:11am
Jhing: Then what?
Rico: We’re friends already, right?
Jhing: Do you need a certificate?
Rico: Are you going to give it to me in person? :”>
Jhing: ._.
12:12am
Rico: Hahahaha but we’re really friends? 😀
Jhing: Yeah, why are you so stubborn?
12:17am
Rico: E2•B3•A5•C3 – E2•B4•C1•C1 – B4•D4 – D4•D5•D2•C3 – B4•C3•D4•C4 – “C2•C4•D2•A5 – D4•B3•A1•C3”¹?
12:20am
Jhing: Huh?
12:21am
Rico: Decode it. I’ll give you Mernel’s yema cake as a prize. 😀
12:22am
Jhing: Ha?
Rico: Decode it.
Seen 12:22am
Jhing is typing. . .
12:29am
Jhing: Why do I have to decode it?
Rico: Because you like Mernel’s yema cake?
12:33am
Jhing: I don’t do kiddie codes, Jesus Crux.
Rico: Just this once.
12:34am
Jhing: When will it turn into “more than”?
Seen 12:34am
12:38am
Rico: Yes, Jhing.
Rico: When will it turn into “more than”?
Seen 12:45am
Rico: 🙂
***
Note:
Bad trip - expression of disenchantment or disappointment with a given situation that makes your mood turn bad.
Po - it has no definitive meaning but it's closer to calling someone "Sir/Ma'am." It is a word that is attached in sentences as a respect towards elders and people you respect like your boss, teacher or even strangers as courtesy.
Example: instead of Thank you, it's more respectful to say Thank you po.
_|7o - The same as orz and OTL.
555332224433 - Another code... sigh. Remember the keypad on the old phones where you have to click the number 5 three times just to type the letter "L"?
Just keep pressuring that I’m gay so I can prove to you that I’m not - In the Philippines, it’s a famous saying that the way to prove a man is not gay is to kiss a woman. Rico was pushing Jhing to make him prove his stance so he can kiss her.
Nakakatacute - A variation of “nakakatakot” which means “it’s scary,” but instead of nakakatakot, it fuses the word “cute” at the end, giving the meaning of it’s scary but cute at the same time.
Fuck cute - a variation of “Pa-cute” which means “pretending to be cute,” but Rico replaced the pa into fuck in response to Jhing’s Fuck you.
Sexcapade - a sexual escapade; an illicit affair..
SPG - Strong Parental Guidance, not suitable for children.
Tropa - it means Troop in English and it has similar used like “bro,” “squad,” and/or “best friend.”
Putspa - a pun, combining the curse word “Puta” and “Foot spa”
Hugot - the word means “to pull out” but it recently became an expression when someone says some emotional words that they pulled it out from within their hearts because of a related event that happened to them.
Itchy - When you feel “itchy,” it can mean that you’re horny…..
Base - Sexual Baseball term. First Base is kissing, french, or just a peck. It also includes any touching above the belt. Second Base is using hands below the belt. Third Base is when mouth are used below the belt. Fourth Base or Home Base is doing the deed.
Gsv kvihlm - Can’t you just ask her directly.. Anyway, this code is an Atbash Cipher.
E2•B3•A5•C3 - E2•B4•C1•C1 - B4•D4 - D4•D5•D2•C3 - B4•C3•D4•C4 - C2•C4•D2•A5 - D4•B3•A1•C3 - Polybius Square. I swear I’ll go insane because of your codes one day.... but because of what it says, I'll forgive you this time, Rico.
