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Day 71

11:11pm

Rico: Hi Jhing! 😀

11:15pm

Rico: Jhing? 😀

11:22pm

Rico: Baby Jhing? :”>

11:28pm

Rico: Hello?

11:32pm

Rico: Hello Jhing? (‘`;) ?

11:40pm

Rico: Jhing? ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀

11:45pm

Rico: Why are you not replying? ヽ(。_°)ノ

Rico: Jhing? (。ヘ°)

11:54pm

Rico: Uy 「(゚ペ)

Rico: Uyyy ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿

Rico: Uyyyyyy (●__●)

12:05am

Rico: Psst (•ิ_•ิ)?

12:11am

Rico: Jhing? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ?

12:18am

Rico: Please reply. . . ヘ(>_<ヘ)

Rico: Hello? 【・_・?】

12:22am

Rico: Uy? (・_・ヾ

12:34am

Rico: Why are you not replying? (‘・_・’)

Rico: Uy why are you not replying? ಠ_ರೃ

12:48am

Rico: Hello? ఠ_ఠ

1:00am

Rico: Please reply! (」゚ペ)」

1:13am

Rico: . . .

1:37am

Rico: I’m always online. (。’∀`)ノ

2:01am

Rico: Psst.

2:57am

Rico: 🙂

3:34am

Rico: If you read this, reply ah? ヽ(・∀・)ノ

4:26am

Rico: I’ll be waiting, (≧∇≦)/

4:58am

Rico: Are you angry? o(╥﹏╥)o

5:18am

Rico: I was just kidding last night. Don’t mad at me, please. (oT-T)尸

6:24am

Rico: I can’t sleep. 彡(-_-;)彡

6:48am

Rico: I only want us to be more than friends.(◎ー◎;)

7:32am

Rico: I want us to be best of friends. (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ

Rico: But fine, it seems like you don’t like that. (✖╭╮✖)

8:06am

Rico: Jhing. . .

8:44am

Rico: I beg you, stop ignoring me.

9:13am

Rico: I’ll stop fooling around. Please, don’t ignore me.

10:23am

Rico: Uy. . .

11:02am

Rico: I’ll really stop fooling around. Jhing. Sorry. Please reply. I’m going insane. I’m begging you, notice me.

11:08am

Rico: Jhing… I know you’re awake. I can see your comments and posts you like in newsfeed.

Seen 11:11am

Rico: Jhing?

11:58am

Rico: . . .

12:03pm

Jhing: Sleep.

Rico: Jhing… Thank God you replied.

12:06pm

Jhing: Go to sleep.

Rico: But, you weren’t replying to me.

Jhing: I am now. Go to sleep.

Rico: Are you angry? Sorry. I’m not going to do that again, whatever that was. It’s scaring me when you ignore me.

12:12pm

Jhing: Go to sleep already.

Rico: But you’re angry…

Jhing: So stubborn.

Rico: I just don’t understand… why did you suddenly stop replying?

12:15pm

Jhing: I’m not in the mood to talk to anyone right now.

Rico: But Jhing ah… you know that everyday, you’re the only one I’m looking forward to..

12:19pm

Jhing: I’m sorry. Sleep.

Rico: I want to get mad at you but…

Rico: Hay¹.

Rico: Later on, are you going give me a reply?

12:22pm

Jhing: Fine.

Rico: Fine?

Jhing: I’ll reply.

12:28pm

Rico: Thanks. 🙂

Jhing: Goodnight. Go sleep.

12:24pm

Rico: Opo².

12:25pm

Rico: But wait, did something happened to you yesterday? 😀

Jhing: Can you stop already? Are you going to sleep, or do you prefer not getting a single reply from now on?!

Rico: Aw. :((((((

Rico: Her, look. I’m sleeping.

Rico: Goodnight to me. 😀

Jhing: You quickly changed back to normal.

12:25pm

Jhing: ._.

Rico: I’m happy ah. *。٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧*。

Jhing: ._.

12:26pm

Rico: Give me one leche, you made me stay up all night ah.

Jhing: Wow. It’s my fault now?

Rico: I won’t be able to sleep without talking to you. 😦

Jhing: Sleep.

12:27pm

Rico: Leche please. 😦

Jhing: BWISIT JUST GO TO SLEEP OR I WILL NEVER REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGES EVER AGAIN.

12:28pm

Rico: Sleeping.

Rico: Zzzzz

Rico: (∪。∪)。。。zzz

Jhing: Good.

1:33pm

Jhing: Leche.

***

Day 072

11:11pm

Rico: You sent me a leche!!!11!1!11

Rico: Leche too. (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

Rico: Hashtag BlushingToTheBones.

11:13pm

Jhing: WHAT IS THAT?!

Rico: What now? 😦

Jhing: Why are you using that as your profile picture?!

Rico: This is me anyway ah?

Jhing: I’m in the background!

Rico: Selfie with Jhing on the background :”>

Jhing: Change it!

11:14pm

Rico: What do I change it to?

Jhing: I don’t know. Just change it!

Rico: But I don’t have any picture of us except for this MIBF. 😦

Rico: I’ll change it when we have a new selfie. :”>

11:17pm

Jhing: .__.

Rico: You don’t like it?

Jhing: ._.

Rico: But this picture makes me blush. 😦

Jhing: You’re a hopeless case.

11:18pm

Rico: But I’m a human, Jhing. 😦

Jhing: Do you have a facepalm emoticon?

Rico: Ha why?

Jhing: Gimme.

11:23pm

Rico: (-‸ლ)

Rico: I searched so hard for that.

Rico: Aren’t I sweet?

11:24pm

Jhing: Did you know?

Rico: That I’m handsome?

Jhing: Not only you are a liar…

Jhing: Whenever I talk to you, this is how I look like:

Jhing: (-‸ლ)

11:25pm

Rico: Because of blushing too much, you keep hiding your face? :”>

Rico: Whenever I talk to you, this is how I look like:

Rico: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Jhing: Ugh.

11:26pm

Rico: 😦

Jhing: I’m bored. Tell a story.

Rico: I’ll just ask a question instead.

11:27pm

Jhing: If you ask me if something happened today one more time…

Rico: I won’t. :(((

Rico: But really, did something happened to you today?

Jhing: SO PERSISTENT!

11:28pm

Rico: I’m just asking ah!!!!

Rico: How did you figure out the code?

Jhing: Huh? What code?

Rico: More than friends?

Seen 11:29pm

Jhing: I do my own research.

Rico: How?

Jhing: GID.

Rico: GID?

Jhing: Google it, dummy.

Rico: THAT HURTS!

Jhing: You’re only going to get hurt by something if you don’t know how to dodge.

Rico: Hashtag WordzOfWizdumByBabyJhing

11:30pm

Jhing: Bwisit!

Rico: But Jhing.

Jhing: What?

Rico: What happened last night?

Jhing: I told you, I was not in the mood.

Rico: Are you bored of me?

Jhing: No. Annoyed.

Rico: Blush! \ ( * y * )/

11:31pm

Rico: But I told you that I wanted us to be best friends, right?

Seen 11:32pm

Rico: Is there a chance to level it up even more than that?

Seen 11:34pm

Rico: Because, if we’re more than best friends………. We’ll be super duper ultra mega best friends!

Rico: Yehey!

Rico: ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆

Jhing: (-‸ლ)

Jhing: This will be my favorite emoticon from now on.

Jhing: (-‸ლ)

11:35pm

Rico: 😦

Rico: I have a story, I’m serious.

Jhing: Stop saying you’re serious ‘cause I’ll never believe it.

Rico: I have a story, very serious.

Jhing: Omaygahd. (-‸ლ)

11:36pm

Rico: I don’t know what you want me to do, why are you like this? D:

Jhing: Just spill before I throw my laptop towards you.

Rico: We’re going to meet in person? :”””>

Jhing: TELL YOUR STORY!

11:37pm

Rico: Joy visited our shop a while ago.

Jhing: Who’s Joy?

Rico: The masseuse from before.

Jhing: O what happened?

Rico: She resigned from work.

Jhing: Why?

Rico: She wants to be my wife instead.

Seen 11:38pm

11:39pm

Jhing: What?

Rico: She wants to be my wife!!!

Seen 11:39pm

11:41pm

Rico: Uy!

Jhing: What did you say to her?

Rico: I’ll think about it. 😉

11:42pm

Jhing: Flirt.

Rico: Joke!

Rico: Hahahahahaha!

Jhing: Funny.

Rico: Do you know what I said?

Jhing: What?

11:43pm

Rico: I’ll ask my girlfriend first.

Seen 11:43pm

11:44pm

Rico: Jhing?

11:47pm

Rico: Ay, Jhing disappeared. 😦

Jhing: You have a girlfriend now?

Rico: What do you think?

Seen 11:48pm

11:50pm

Jhing: Yes, because you love to flirt. Kbye.

Rico: Hey, wait!

11:51pm

Rico: Jhing?

Rico: Awtsu. Baby Jhing is jealous. D:

Rico: I don’t have a girlfriend, oh you. :”>

Rico: Yiee.

11:53pm

Rico: Hello?

Jhing: I’m tired. Goodnight.

Rico: Hahahahahahahahaha!

11:57pm

Rico: Goodnight My Seen Queen who’s always jealous. :”>

***

Day 073

11:11pm

Rico: Thank you. 🙂

11:17pm

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: Because you noticed me, Senpai. O///u///O

Jhing: Haha whatever!

Rico: Did that sound gay?

Jhing: Very.

11:18pm

Jhing: But I like it when you’re like that. Carefree. Annoying. Gay.

Rico: Should I blush or what? :”<

11:19pm

Jhing: Real talk. Only few men are like that. The rest are show-off, bad boys, conceited and act as if they’re very handsome. Although you are likewise feeling-handsome even more than them, but… you know what I mean? You’re not plastic¹. You use emoticons. You laugh too much. You’re too annoying but, that’s you. You don’t pretend to be someone else. Do you get it?

Rico: Elaborate.

Jhing: Are you mocking me?

Rico: No. 😦

Rico: But I want more explanations. 😦

Jhing: Hmm… you should be thankful that I’m really nice today.

Jhing: For me, I prefer guys who are not a bad boy or act like one. I want those who admit that they watch chick flicks, cry because of watching movies, blushes because of Animes, and doesn’t get embarrassed in confessing that they find minions cute. I want those who are true to themselves than those who pretend to be cool and have “possessiveness.” Instead of getting butterflies in my stomach, I just have the urge to smack them away.

Rico: Did those words came from experience?

Jhing: No.

Rico: Eh so, you like those who are not bad boys?

Jhing: I guess…. a genuine man being true to himself.

Rico: Aaahhh. . .

Rico: So you don’t care if they’re not cool and strong?

11:22pm

Jhing: As long as they’re not prettier and sexier than me.

Rico: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Jhing: I prefer a man who makes me laugh than a possessive one who are controlling and makes one feel as they are strangled around the neck. I’m already humorless and you still want me to have additional drama in my life?

Rico: This is a proud moment.

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: You admit that you’re humorless. (✿◠‿◠)

11:23pm

Jhing: Fuckshet.

Jhing: ._.

11:44pm

Rico: Did you know?

Jhing: What?

Rico: I gave each of my two pimples a name.

Jhing: What? You’re insane.

11:45pm

Rico: Let me show you.

Rico: Tadah!!

Rico: Jhing the human, meet Jhing and Baby Jhing the pimple.

Rico: Jhing and Baby Jhing the pimple, meet Jhing the human.

Seen 11:48pm

Jhing: I can’t believe this.

Rico: I also can’t believe that I can enjoy my pimples this much. 😀

Jhing: You’re so corny. It pisses me off.

11:49pm

Rico: It pisses you off? Not blushing?

Jhing: WOW.

Rico: WOW Blush. 😀

Jhing: ._.

11:52pm

Rico: So the words you said a while ago… is that your type for your ideal guy?

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: The ones you said a while ago.

Jhing: I don’t remember.

11:53pm

Rico: Scroll up!

Jhing: Lazy. I’ll just say yes.

Rico: That’s your type in a guy?

Jhing: I said yes already, stop being stubborn.

11:54pm

Rico: Eh so… I’m your type?

Seen 11:55pm

Rico: Seen means yes. :”>

11:56pm

Rico: Do you know the saying “When you’re in love, you get a pimple?”

Rico: I have two pimples so does that mean I’m super in love? 😮

11:59pm

Rico: Goodnight My Seen Queen 😀

12:15am

Jhing: Jesus Crux?

Rico: Yes, My Seen Queen?

Seen 12:16am

Rico: Seen?!?!?!? SEEN?!?!? 😦

12:30pm

Jhing: I’m thankful too.

Rico: For what?

Jhing: 🙂

Rico: 「(゚ペ)

***

Day 074

11:11pm

Rico: You’re confusing me.

11:12pm

Jhing: ?

11:13pm

Rico: I don’t understand you sometimes. It’s confusing me hahahahah.

Jhing: Why?

Rico: I don’t know. Just because. You make me confuse ah. :))

Jhing: Ah. Ok.

11:14pm

Jhing: Any news from Joy?

Rico: Who knows. :))

Jhing: She didn’t visit you in the shop?

Jhing: What kind of shop is it anyway?

Rico: She did, I just don’t go there anymore ah.

Rico: A small cafe shop and art studio.

11:15pm

Jhing: You’re hiding from Joy?

Rico: Kinda?

Jhing: Why? You don’t want to flirt with her?

Jhing: I thought you love to flirt?

Rico: You’re too much!

11:16pm

Rico: Your words hurt me huhuhu. (‘∩`。)

Rico: I don’t like it when they chase me. I prefer a sudden love, unexpected one, just out of nowhere. That’s why I don’t search, I just go with the flow to meet the person who will click¹ with me.

11:17pm

Jhing: Click? What are you, a mouse?

Rico: So corny. 😦

Jhing: Haha :p

Rico: RIP Jhing’s joke. :((((((

Jhing: Bwisit!

11:18pm

Rico: Hahahahaha!

Jhing: Continue on with your story about Joy!

Rico: Tell a joke first.”>

Jhing: ._.

Rico: Come on, just one joke. :”>

11:19pm

Jhing: I like you.

Seen 11:19pm

11:20pm

Rico: 😮

11:22pm

Jhing: I like you to get murdered by my own hands ’cause I swear, you’re pissing me off!

Rico: O___O!?!?!?!

Rico: Oh so yeah, Joy. From what she’s doing, it feels like she’s wooing me ah.

Jhing: Good, we got back on our topic.

Jhing: Don’t you like that? She’s stroking your huge ego?

11:27pm

Rico: It’s good. It makes me feel handsome! But us men, even though we do like women who put effort in a relationship, we also don’t like those who put too much as if they are chasing and courting us.

Rico: Of course, not all men have the same mindset.

Rico: For me… It’s fine if we’re just flirting but if she wants to be my girlfriend?

Rico: No thanks. I prefer to be the dominant in the relationship.

Jhing: Dominant? Really?

Rico: Yes ah. 😦

11:30pm

Rico: Just think about this… Whenever us tropas meet up to have fun, we always talk about events that happened to us yeah? It’s pretty lame if it turns like this.

Boy 1: O bro, how are you and your girlfriend doing?

Boy 2: Well she treated me to movies before having a fancy candle lit dinner. Omg, she also bought me flowers! Isn’t my gf so sweet?

Boy 3: That’s nothing compare to my gf. She bought me a house and car, bLusZsxHhh! :”>

Jhing: (-‸ლ)

11:31pm

Rico: Right? It’s almost talking like

“Bro, am I bleeding through my pants?”

“Oh yeah bro, do you want some tampons? I have extras.”

“You’re the best, bro! Let’s go to the washroom…”

“Did you just say washroom? I’ll come with you bro.”

“Me too, bro.”

“Oh don’t forget about me, bro.”

Jhing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rico: RIGHT?!

Rico: My handsome points will decrease!

Rico: We have a huge ego, and to stroke this ego, we want our girlfriend to boast to their friends that we’re sweet and put so much effort for them.

11:32pm

Jhing: So you want someone who’ll boast about you? How about us? Are we not allowed to give you a reason to boast about our efforts to your friends? You’re degrading women.

Rico: No! No no no no.

Rico: Efforts are good because hashtag blushingtothebones but it’s still different when a man is the one doing the effort to make their woman feel like a princess.

Jhing: You’re such a hopeless romantic.

Rico: We’re the same. :”>

Jhing: Watever.

11:33pm

Rico: Uhm Jhing.

Jhing: What?

Rico: Do you want to be a princess?

11:36pm

Jhing: I don’t want to because a princess can’t live without a prince. I prefer to become an amazon² instead.

Rico: YOU RUINED IT AGAIN. 😦

Jhing: Haha. :p

Rico: That was my chance ah! Why did you ruin it? 😦

Jhing: So your ego doesn’t get larger than it is. :p

11:38pm

Rico: You should really be thankful that I…

Jhing: ?

Jhing: Thank you 🙂

Rico: Welcome 😀

11:44pm

Rico: So did something happened to you today? I forgot to ask last night ah hahahaha.

Jhing: Leche.

11:48pm

Rico: 😮

Rico: That was out of nowhere. :”>

Rico: I was not prepared:”>

Rico: Leche. too. :”>

11:49pm

Jhing: ._.

Rico: Hahahaha 😀

Rico: Jhing!!!

Jhing: What?!

Rico: Don’t do that anymore. 😦

11:50pm

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: Your joke. 😀

11:51pm

Jhing: What?

Rico: Just… don’t joke like that again, okay?

Rico: It hurts.

11:52pm

Rico: Because of too much cringiness.

Rico: Hahahaha 😀

Seen 12:54am

***

Day 075

11:11pm

Rico: JHING I HAVE A PROBLEM!

Jhing: Except for your bad jokes, what’s your problem?

Rico: I CAN’T UNLOCK MY CAPSLOCK!

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK.

Jhing: Watta problem.

11:18pm

Rico: JHING I CAN’T UNLOCK IT WHY.

Jhing: Restart your laptop.

Rico: I CAN’T. I’M DOWNLOADING A FILE FROM A CLIENT WHICH WILL TAKE 3 HOURS.

Jhing: Ugh. It feels like you’re screaming at me. So annoying.

11:23pm

Rico: HUHUHU JHING..

Rico: I CAN’T HELP BUT SCREAM TOO WHILE I’M TYPING.

Jhing: Annoyyyinggg!

11:28pm

Rico: JHING WHAT NOW!

Jhing: Huh? What what now?

Rico: DID SOMETHING DIFFERENT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY?

Jhing: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING THAT EVERY FUCKING DAY?

Rico: WHY ARE YOU ANGRY? 😦

Jhing: I’M NOT. I JUST WANT US TO BE IN THE SAME LEVEL OF INTENSITY.

Rico: CAPSLOCK FOR INTENSITY?

Jhing: BWISIT!

11:34pm

Rico: JHING I’M SO HANDSOME CAPSLOCK FOR INTENSITY!!!!!

Jhing: BWISIT!!!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR MORE INTENSITY!!

Rico: INTENSE LECHE PLEASE?

Seen 11:38pm

11:42pm

Jhing: Never.

Rico: HA? WHY NOT? YOU DON’T LIKE SAYING LECHE ANYMORE?

Rico: DON’T YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT WHENEVER YOU’RE PISSED?

Rico: OR DID THE WORD ALREADY TURNED INTO A DIFFERENT MEANING?

Rico: :”>

11:46pm

Jhing: LECHE! What the hell are you saying? Leche is leche. Bwisit!

Rico: I DON’T KNOW MAYBE IT MEANS…

Rico: FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHA!

Jhing: LAME!

Rico: I HAVE A QUESTION!

Jhing: WHAT IS IT!?

Rico: WHO’S THE HEIR OF CD-R KING?

Jhing: ?

Rico: YOU GIVE UP?

Jhing: ?

Rico: GIVE UP?

11:47pm

Jhing: Why are you being so difficult? Just tell me the answer.

Rico: YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU GIVE UP AH.

Jhing: ARE YOU ANGRY?!

Rico: NO! CAPSLOCK FOR COOLNESS! 😦

Jhing: K. Give.

Rico: OF COURSE IT’S CD-ROWN PRINCE.

Rico: BADUM TSS!

Jhing: ._.

11:47pm

Rico: HOW ABOUT THIS, DO YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF THE SIBLINGS OF THE REINDEER?

Jhing: Reindeer?

Jhing: ?

Rico: IT’S SUNDEER. WINDEER. CLOUDEER. THUNDEER.

Jhing: (-‸ლ)

11:48pm

Jhing: I’m now going to bed before my brain explodes because of you.

Jhing: Don’t pm me tomorrow if you still have that fucking capslock on.

Rico: WHAT IF IT DOESN’T DISAPPEAR?

Jhing: Then don’t message me!

Rico: I’LL JUST BUY A NEW LAPTOP.

Jhing: Wow, rich.

11:49pm

Rico: IT’S MY SALARY OF THREE YEARS. 😦

Rico: BUT IT’S FOR OUR FUTURE. HOW CAN WE HAVE ONE IF WE STOP TALKING?

Jhing: Err I’ll just. . . sleep, ok?

Rico: OKAY. 😦

Rico: GOODNIGHT.

11:50pm

Jhing: Yeah, goodnight.

12:02am

Rico: AND JHING!

Jhing: O?

Rico: SWEET DREAMS, JHING.

Jhing: You too, Jesus Crux.

Rico: :”)

***

Note:

Hay - the sound of one sighing.

Opo - The word "Oo" means yes but changing it to Opo is more respectful way.

Plastic - A person who is fake. They pretend to be something they are not to be liked by someone/everyone.

Click - When strangers hit it off and instantly have a close relationship as if they met each other for a long time.

Amazon - A member of a legendary race of female warriors believed by the ancient Greeks to exist in Scythia

CD-R King - Filipino retail chain that sells discounted computer parts and gadgets, electronic appliances, and accessories.

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