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I Heard You Are Going to Marry Me (Web Novel) - Chapter 60: Lawyer Su, Guess What’s the Color of Brother Biao’s Underwear
Chapter 60: Lawyer Su, Guess What’s the Color of Brother Biao’s Underwear
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Translator: Sumi Wang
Before Su Mo could sit down and rest, the door was flung open. Bai Hua winked.
“Yo, big brother, are you very anxious to spend the precious wedding night with Lawyer Su? You see, Lawyer Su is waiting for you in the bedroom.”
“Hell yes, who wouldn’t like to spend the wedding night with his wife alone? Every single minute of the wedding night is precious. You bastards leave us alone, and leave as fast as you can. Don’t you waste our time.”
Xing Biao stood in the doorway, and wouldn’t let them come through anyway. He put his hands on the upper door frame and feet apart against the ground. No one was allowed to enter the bedroom.
“Big brother, we’ve been old pals for so many years, and we all feel happy that you’re married now.”
“If you are happy for me, just get vanished. I want to be alone with my darling! I’ve been holding back my lust forever and waiting for today to come.”
Su Mo raised his eyebrows. Did he just say that he had been holding back his lust long?
“That’s not right, big brother. That’s not right. You see, we’re all happy about your marriage. Since we’re all happy, we should have fun together. You can have sex with Lawyer Su later. Just hold back for a liiiittle while longer and let the brothers have fun and play tricks on you two first. When we are gone, you could do whatever you want. There’s no one living next door, and it’s perfectly fine if you have Lawyer Su break his throat – no one could hear it.”
“Fuck off!”
Su Mo raised his eyebrows again. It seemed that everyone knew about Xing Biao’s lust for him.
“Get out of the way. Don’t make it hard for us.”
Fourth Cripple wanted to rush in and Xing Biao straightened his waist. ‘I’m not going to let you come through anyway. What can you do about it?’
“You bastards. That’s what you do to me when I get married? Do you want to quit your jobs? Don’t you want your wages?”
“Money is worthless – compared with the joy of making fun of you two, money is nothing!”
Bai Hua suddenly looked inside the bedroom and exclaimed. “Oh my, Lawyer Su, how can you take off your clothes?”
Xing Biao looked back immediately. Su Mo was standing by the bed with a faint smile on his face, his arms crossed. He was still well dressed?!
Oh, my god! Damn it! He’s got fooled again!
Bai Hua was so clever. When Xing Biao got distracted, his arms were vulnerable. They seized the opportunity and broke into the room on count of three. Told you that we’ll break into the room anyway. Why did you have to make it so hard? Just let them do whatever they want, and they can leave right away. Isn’t it better than anything?
They began chuckling and giggling viciously. The couple were at their disposal now. They gloated – Brother Biao, you were not going to get away with it today.
“Oh my god, you bastards.”
“Brother, do you want to spend the wedding night with your wife soon? Do you want us to get out of here as early as possible? Then cooperate with us.”
Bai Hua winked and made faces towards Xing Biao, looking as if he was open for any negotiations.
“Brother Biao, as for Lawyer Su, we don’t dare to make fun of him. But, we would regret not making a scene today for the rest of our lives. So…”
“Damn it, Nine Fingers. You fucking stop crying crocodile tears now. Lip service. You should take the lead and leave right away.”
Nine Fingers simply wouldn’t care about Xing Biao driving them away.
“So, Lawyer Su, Brother Biao, you’ll just have to answer a few questions, and let’s play a few games – and we’ll definitely leave soon.”
Su Mo didn’t nod or shake his head. He said nothing with his arms crossed. Xing Biao realized that his brothers were determined to make a scene today. He looked at his darling, hoping that his darling could drive these bastards all away with his imposing manner.
“All right! Let’s not waste time and get started now. Lawyer Su is smart as a whip – let alone Brother Biao, even we would all throw ourselves down at your feet in admiration. Then, Lawyer Su, can you guess what’s the color of Brother Biao’s underwear? If your answer is correct, we won’t make fun of you.”
Su Mo sat at the bedside. Since everyone was interested, then let’s have fun. They were targeting at Xing Biao rather than he himself, and he didn’t dislike them – he wouldn’t mind having fun with them together. Anyway, if they were too outrageous, he had the solution of kicking them out of the room one by one.
Xing Biao took off his coat, and pulled out the shirt. He wanted to unstrap and show Xing Biao his underwear.
“Darling, look at me. Look at me.”
Su Mo didn’t care to take a glance at him.
“Black.”
Nine Fingers came up to Xing Biao and pulled out a bit of his underwear – as expected it was black.
“Lawyer Su, how do you know that? Are you familiar with all the colors of his underwear?”
Big Mouth smiled viciously. They were so familiar with each other – did they have sex very often?
Su Mo snorted.
“He’s narcissistic. Narcissistic men wear black underwear without exceptions. Moreover, he is not a teenage boy who likes to wear colorful or white underwear. That’s childish.”
“I’m wearing underwear with an Ultraman figure on it. What’s wrong?”
Nine Fingers grunted.
“You must have lived an unhappy childhood. Wearing an underwear with an Ultraman figure on it at such an age – it shows how childish you are.”
“I am proud of my childish innocence. I am young and never grow old.”
“A thousand-year-old ancient demon you are.”
Nine Fingers was defeated. Lawyer Su won a perfect victory. How simple-minded he was to argue with Lawyer Su? Should he get choked to death, he deserved it.
“Brother Biao, does Lawyer Su have expertise in psychology? We were counting on him to guess wrong, so that we could ask him to take off your underwear without taking off your pants. Well, that procedure could be spared now.”
Their big brother could only blame his wife for being too smart. Now he couldn’t enjoy the benefit of his wife taking off his underwear for him.
“Ah ah, my underwear is not black.”
Hearing what was said just now, Xing Biao quickly corrected himself. He unstrapped the belt, and turned around to show his underwear to his brothers. ‘Isn’t it better to undress one layer of clothes beforehand? As soon as these people left, he could “do it”.’
“It’s a stitching color of black and white. Isn’t it cool? Black AND white. Haha.”
How shameless!
He was even chuckling? What was so funny? He betrayed his wife.
His brothers were stirring up trouble again. Now that Xing Biao took the initiative to judge it as the wrong answer, then… Lawyer Su, go on and do it.
Su Mo glared at Xing Biao. He would be more than willing to kick his ass wrapped in a black and white underwear. How come you betrayed your own wife!
“Lawyer Su, you’ll have to take off Brother Biao’s underwear without taking off his pants. Big brother, your underwear is awesome. Where did you buy it? I’ll buy one for myself.”
“I guessed it right.”
“Lawyer Su, admit defeat for bet.”
“Come on, darling, take it off for me. I’m waiting.”
Xing Biao laughed so happily that people could even see his molar teeth. Take if off~~ He was waiting for Su Mo to take off his clothes for him. This was a true benefit for him. Just think about it – Su Mo’s hands, touching his waist, grabbing his underwear and stripping it down. That would be most enjoyable for him.
Little Biao, behave yourself! Now is not the time for you to stand up. You’ve been holding it back for so long, just hang in there for a little bit longer.
Bastards!
If fooling Su Mo was that easy, they were not fooling the right Su Mo.
“Jay, where’s my bookcase?”
“In the study. Brother Biao transformed the guest room to your study.”
Little Stammer said everything he knew.
“Wait for me. I’ll be back.”
In less than five minutes, Su Mo came back. During these five minutes, they discussed in full swing, thinking of all the possible solutions that Lawyer Su may come up with. What should he do to take off big brother’s underwear? Was it from the bottom of the pants, or to pull it out from the side? It was difficult to take off his underwear without taking off his pants.
“Bai Hua, you are simple-minded. You should ask me about it. Let me take it off. I am strong, and I could simply tear it up. It’s so easy.”
Xing Biao, speak out the truth – were you among those who came up with such a wicked idea? You were too vicious to take part in making fun of Su Mo. Did you want to get the punishment of kneeling on the TV remote control device and having to keep it on the same channel? Or kneeling on instant noodles and having to keep it whole?
“Lawyer Su is back.”
Little Stammer was on the lookout at the door, and told them to stop plotting. Lawyer Su came back.
Su Mo came into the bedroom with his hands behind his back. He was smiling absolutely kind.
“Strip down the underwear without taking off the pants, right?”
“Yes, yes, Lawyer Su. We’re counting on you.”
Su Mo nodded, and took out his secret weapon – a paper knife that he hid behind his back.
“When packing up my books, I dropped the paper knife in the box and it comes handy today.”
Oh my god – that was a true retribution.
You should have seen it coming when you plotted against Su Mo with your brothers! Making fun of your wife? You wouldn’t even know how you died. He ate people’s flesh without spitting out the bones. He thought of everything and bore grudges easily. You wanna play tricks on him? And expect him to roll with the punches? Throw your wishful thinking away okayyy?
Su Mo looked at the paper knife – it was very sharp, sharp on the point of the knife and bright on the knife edge. It was flashing a cold light.
He smiled at Xing Biao.
“Don’t you move. I’ll have to cut off your underwear without taking off your pants. I couldn’t see the angle and in case I cut “that” off, you’ll cry to death.”
Xing Biao broke out in a cold sweat. The spineless “thing” little Biao shrank up. Su Mo was coming nearer and nearer with a knife in his hand. Xing Biao couldn’t help running away from him.
“I don’t want to be castrated. There is no emperor today, and I don’t want to serve the emperor in the Forbidden City like Li Lianying the Imperial Eunuch Director.”
“Aye, we should have fun together since your brothers are all here. Don’t be such a party pooper.”
Su Mo chased after Xing Biao with a knife in his hand.
Facts prove that brothers are so unreliable when you most need them. They were all laughing. Some had to lean against the wall to support themselves; someone was hitting the wardrobe; someone was even sitting on the floor as they laughed so hard that they couldn’t stand up – yet no one helped him. Nine Fingers was even cheering.
“Cut, cut, cut!”
Su Mo grabbed Xing Biao and swayed the paper knife in front of him, smiling as if he was a killer. Xing Biao was so scared that he shivered. Who the fuck said that his wife was considerate and kind? How on earth can his wife let the knife do the talking?
“Darling, you must think clearly. “This” is what secures our high-quality sexual life for the rest of our life. If you were a little bit careless, I am done!”
“It’s all right. If it’s gone, mine would work just fine. I promise that you would enjoy high-quality sexual life anyway. Now don’t you move.”
His brothers almost laughed to death. They were busy laughing and couldn’t say anything, watching their boss being bullied.
Xing Biao held his pants in hand and closed his eyes. His darling was not going to spare him today. He was done! He would have to say goodbye to little Biao. Oh little brother, how you craved for Su Mo’s body! Yet you’ll have to leave this world with regrets. If I had known this, I wouldn’t have masturbated so often and made you froth.
Su Mo held back his smile and snorted. A lesson must be taught today. Xing Biao’s madness knew no bounds.
Su Mo slid the paper knife into his pants. Xing Biao simply loosed his hands and his pants fell down to his feet. He even lifted his shirt.
“Now you can see everything clear as day. Be very careful. Do be careful. Oh, my god, you are a bunch of bastards. Who came up with such a bad idea? I’ll fuck his whole household.”
“Be good and quiet now. Don’t move. I am not a doctor who has great psychological diathesis. When you move, I’ll get nervous; if I get nervous, my hands will tremble; if my hands tremble, your…”
“I beg you, my lord and master. Can’t you hurry up? I can’t stand it anymore. I will do anything for you and always stand by your side. I swear I would never challenge your authority ever again.”
My lord and master, stop talking… I could feel the cold blade sliding through my belly.
“Stop, stop right here. Don’t go down any further, little Biao is afraid!”
“Aye, why is this knife so blunt? I’ll find a millstone and sharpen it.”
“Oh, my god! I’ll lose my dick!”
Su Mo held back his laughter and cut off his underwear. He went to the other side and cut it off neatly. He grabbed the edge of his underwear. The underwear with the stitching color of black and white which made Xing Biao so proud, was now tatter.
Xing Biao let out a long sigh. Gosh, he almost peed.
The author has something to say:
…Ah stop it Biao, you came up with the idea along with your brother! You deserved it! Su Mo babe, mama support your idea to make fun of him!
