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I Heard You Are Going to Marry Me (Web Novel) - Chapter 61: Want to Sleep with Me? Try It If You Can
Chapter 61: Want to Sleep with Me? Try It If You Can
This chapter is updated by NovelFree.ml
Translator: Sumi Wang
Edited by White Whale
“Brother Biao, you have a boner.”
“What the fuck. Close your eyes! Don’t look at where you shouldn’t!”
He quickly put on his pants, zipped up and buckled the belt, frowning.
“Brother Biao, do you feel cool enough?”
“Yeah, I can feel the ventilation through the front and the rear. Very comfortable.”
“You’re feeling very comfortable? We’ll make you feel even more comfortable. Brother Biao, today you busily did push-ups outside your mother-in-law’s home. Why don’t you do push-ups on top of Lawyer Su’s body? You can’t burst the balloon while doing it.”
So far they did not dare to make further fun of Lawyer Su. They almost died laughing, but they need to continue to play tricks on the newly-wed couple.
“Shit. Why asked me to do push-ups all the time?”
“To practice the strength on your waist. You’re going to do push-ups on Lawyer Su. Just think, when we’re gone, you two, you could use the same position while, eh-hem, “you know what”. It’s just the difference between wearing clothes and not wearing clothes. There are no balloons now, but I have good things.”
Bai Hua was smiling viciously, and took out a Durex from his pocket.
“With this, you can have everything. Brother Biao, this one is a large-size. I bought a box of Durex as a special wedding gift for you. There’ would be enough left over for the two of you tonight.”
Xing Biao hugged Su Mo and whined, “What have I done to deserve such bad friends? What’s wrong with their brains?”
“What are you waiting for? Go on.”
Little Stammer winked at the others, and held Su Mo’s waist immediately. While Su Mo was just trying to get rid of Little Stammer, Big Mouth and Fourth Cripple came up and lifted Su Mo by his shoulders and legs, and directly threw him on the bed. Bai Hua also put water in a Durex and tied it up into a water ball.
‘Excuse me?! You could even use a Durex this way?’
“If you burst the water ball, the quilt would be wet. Then you two could not sleep on it tonight. Brother Biao, it’s time for you to prove yourself as a true man by doing twenty push-ups!”
“You bastards! I’ll take on your challenge today and show you what a true man can do!”
Kicking off his shoes, Xing Biao climbed above Su Mo’s body, with his arms on both sides of Su Mo’s head and his feet at the bottom end of the bed. He began to do push-ups.
They started counting. Those unqualified push-ups would not count – the shoulders, waist and buttocks should be in a straight line, and lay flat on top of his wife. Plus, should he burst the Durex water ball, everything would be over.
“Each time you do a push-up, kiss Lawyer Su once.” Nine Fingers was fanning up the flames of trouble and increased the difficulty.
The bed is not as sturdy as the floor after all – it is very soft. To keep a straight body and kiss Su Mo at the same time was very difficult.
Su Mo stared into his eyes, “I dare you! You all get tired of living? Copy the criminal law first!”
Xing Biao slightly lowered his body to kiss Su Mo. But before Xing Biao could completely finish a push-up, Su Mo put one of his arms around Xing Biao’s neck, and caught the Durex water ball and threw it at Bai Hua with his other hand. He kicked Xing Biao on his knee.
Xing Biao shouted “Oh my” and took the advantage to fall on Su Mo. Most fortunately, his lips fell on Su Mo’s lips. He rolled around the bed with his wife in his arms.
Hahaha, he was definitely going to try this position when everyone else was gone, but he was fine with getting some sweet taste for now.
“Go to hell!”
Fuck, got kissed again. Su Mo got up in haste. He still felt mad at Xing Biao, and kicked him again. Bastard! Doing mischief along with his brothers.
Everyone else was laughing so hard.
Oh my, that was very funny. They almost died laughing, sitting on the floor and couldn’t get up on their feet.
As a proven fact, it was fun to play tricks on a married couple at their chamber. It was funnier than anything else. Learn from that. When one of them got married, they could do the same.
“Are you all done? Check your watch – are you going to stay here until the sun rises? Can’t you leave me some time to spend my wedding night with my wife?”
Xing Biao scolded everyone with a long face. Just get the fuck off and don’t waste time. Had you no idea that he, the groom, had been holding back his lust forever?
“We’re almost done, almost done. Two more little games and we’ll leave right away.”
“Oh my God, how many tricks have you come up with?” Xing Biao hammered the bed and thought, how come he had so many bad friends. “Not much, just ten, but we thought that big brother would blow up, so we cut it down a bit. Be cooperative. Little Stammer, go ahead!”
“Little Stammer, you are dead. You are dead! I’ll revenge on you for this! I thought you were a good boy. You shouldn’t play tricks on us along with Bai Hua.”
Little Stammer gave a pretty lovely smile. “Because this is our only chance.”
What kind of boy was this?
He got a bunch of cucumbers out of nowhere – fresh cucumbers with dense thorn.
“You see, Lawyer Su, you didn’t eat much today, so we were thinking of giving you an appetizer. The cucumber is clean. You need to swallow it with your mouth wide open. Swallow it from end to end, back and forth. Don’t leave any bite marks on the cucumber. Do it ten times.”
You know what an oral sex is? Although they couldn’t see Su Mo do a blow job for their Brother Biao, seeing him licking the cucumber could also suffice.
Don’t take him as an ignorant man. Trying to fool him as if he knew nothing?
Su Mo’s face darkened with anger. These bastards. Was there a bottom line for these people? He couldn’t say yes to such an erotic scene.
“It’s clean?”
Xing Biao was eager to see such scene. To regard the cucumber as his little Biao, he would fail to hold back his lust.
Su Mo also noticed Xing Biao’s anticipating look. He grabbed a cucumber and looked at everyone and snapped it broken.
He quickly took a few bites of the cucumber. “It tastes good.”
Xing Biao felt awkward. He wouldn’t snap his little Biao like that, would he? No, not likely. Yes, it was possible.
Su Mo sneered. Xing Biao jumped down from the bed and was ready to teach Bai Hua a lesson.
“Bai Hua, you are dead.”
He swung his fist towards Bai Hua. Bai Hua shrank his head and dodged it. Xing Biao caught him by his arm and twisted it backwards. He added some force on his hands and Bai Hua directly begged for his mercy.
“Ohhhhh my God, it hurts!”
Su Mo walked to the porch and opened the door. Xing Biao gritted his teeth and grabbed Little Stammer from the back of the neck and pushed him to the door.
“Get the fuck off! No one is to knock on my door tomorrow.”
Xing Biao pushed them all to the door, and threw them out one by one. Nine Fingers shouted “OMG” and ran away. Fourth Cripple and Big Mouth also slipped away.
He slammed the security door shut.
“I’ll cut your wages for a whole year!”
Finally it became quiet. The whole “playing tricks on the married couple at their chamber” thing was now over.
They were so good at making troubles. Who on earth came up with so many wicked ideas? Xing Biao clapped his hands and smiled at Su Mo.
“Darling, everyone is gone. Let’s enjoy our wedding night and sleep together.”
Su Mo rolled his eyes. He turned around and went back to the bedroom. Xing Biao happily followed him. Wedding night, wedding night, oh yeah, wedding night!
Xing Biao was drooling over Su, following his every move. His drool could draw a bunch of ants. His wife looked so handsome when he loosened the tie. It was rare to see him so childish. It seemed that if he wore the tie a little longer, he would not be able to breathe easily.
Su Mo continued to unbutton the top two buttons of his shirt and the cuff-link.
“Darling, may I get you your clothes?”
“No need.”
“Then skip the shower and let’s spend our wedding night together.”
Xing Biao was so anxious to take off his shirt that he directly tore his shirt open. Buttons were flying everywhere. His eyes were glowing green light.
He felt so happy from the bottom of his heart. Thinking of fulfilling his wish of actually sleeping with his wife, Xing Biao was very happy.
“Darling, I’m coming!” Su Mo dodged away from his fierce hug.
Xing Biao fell on the bed with his face down. His nose hurt from bumping, but he didn’t care and got straight up from the bed. He threw himself at Su Mo again.
Su Mo dodged and escaped again.
“You can’t run away from me this time!” Xing Biao thought he was playing peekaboo with Su Mo. If he caught Su Mo, he would be satisfied.
“Stop fooling around!” Su Mo frowned and shouted at him.
Xing Biao wouldn’t listen to anything at this moment. Only when he could sleep with Su Mo and made love with him, would his dream come true.
Su Mo went to the left side, he followed suit; Su Mo went to the right side, he chased him to the right. Su Mo got pissed off – ‘What the fuck are you doing? Am I playing games with my son?’ He turned around and went out.
“Darling!” Xing Biao rushed to Su Mo, and held him by his shoulder, wanting to pull him into his arms.
Before Xing Biao could say anything, Su Mo was extremely angry. He held Xing Biao’s left hand which grabbed his shoulder, pulled it with his strength, steadying his footing and threw him forward.
All of a sudden, Xing Biao felt like the floor was spinning and his tailbone was aching – what happened just now? He was knocked down by Su Mo.
Holding his hand still, Su Mo pressed down his right knee at Xing Biao’s chest. And Xing Biao was in too much pain to say anything. He choked and rolled his eyes in agony.
Su Mo’s body was at its best after marriage; therefore, his Kung Fu finally got to play at this time. Things like Xing Biao carrying him around like a little chicken could only happen before the marriage. Now that Su Mo was fully recovered, Xing Biao’s bitter days had come.
“I’m a black belt in taekwondo. Don’t you fucking try to fight with me. It’s not hard to break your ribs with just one punch. If you abide by the prenuptial agreement, I won’t hit you; you fucking dare to get fresh with me again, I’ll break off your dick, crush your balls, hit you until your upper body is disabled and your lower body paralyzed. And I will make your brain malfunction!”
