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Refined Sunflower and the Little Priest (Web Novel) - Chapter Two: You dare plant other flowers when you have me?
Chapter Two: You dare plant other flowers when you have me?
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When Xiao Daoshi arrived back in his own yard, the young man had finished sunbathing. The young man was standing in front of the well, his adam’s apple bobbing as he drank water.
Xiao Daoshi tentatively asked, “You’re really not planning on going back to the sunflower patch?”
The young man seriously considered it for a moment, “To be honest, if I don’t go back, I will miss that place terribly.”
Xiao Daoshi, “Then you should quickly go back.”
The young man, “Yes, I need to go back and scare some more humans.”
Xiao Daoshi quickly stuck out a hand to stop him, “You can’t! What if someone is frightened to death?”
The young man, “Naturally, it will be your fault.”
Xiao Daoshi, “My fault?”
The young man, “Who told you to kick me out of this place.”
Xiao Daoshi (Small Priest), who was terribly wronged by the refined sunflower, “Alright, alright. You can stay here.”
The young man turned his back to the small priest and secretly rejoiced.
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Xiao Daoshi threw the old clothes given by his older disciple brother into the basin. He sighed as he scrubbed the blothes, “You said that back then, I was luring you over to scare me?”
The young man, “ You did.”
Xiao Daoshi, “How?”
The young man leaned his head to the side and thought about it, “The face you make when you are afraid is especially delightful.”
The small priest was stunned, “Delightful?”
The young man, “Yes, just like the face you are making now. Your pupils are blown so widely, making me want to bully you when I look into your eyes.”
Xiao Daoshi quickly closed his eyes, “Then I will close them.”
The next instance, Xiao Daoshi felt something soft pressing against his lips.
Xiao Daoshi was shocked, “What are you doing!”
The young man wasn’t finished pressing their lips together, “So kissing the lips feels like this… Feels good, let’s continue?”
Xiao Daoshi panicked so hard he knocked over the washing basin. Holding a hand over his lips, Xiao Daoshi rushed back into the house to hide.
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However, just after closing the door, the young man appeared behind him with a Bang!
Xiao Daoshi screamed, “ Ah, ah!”
The young man smiled softly, “What are you afraid of, I don’t even eat people.”
Xiao Daoshi, “How did you get in?”
The young man, “I am, afterall, a monster.”
Xiao Daoshi, “I suppose….that explains it.”
The young man leaned over, “Kiss again.”.
Xiao Daoshi ducked, “What is so good about kissing?”
The young man licked his lips, “It feels soft and tastes sweet, very delightful.”
Xiao Daoshi turned more and more red, “Where did you learn how to kiss?”
The young man, “After reading a book.”
Xiao Daoshi, “What book?”
The young man took out a book from his inner robes, “A person who was scared away by me dropped this into the sunflower patch. I picked it up and took a look at it.”
Xiao Daoshi flipped it open and immediately threw the book on the ground like a hot potato , “You, you…what is wrong with you, reading this kind of garbage!”
The young man looked puzzled, “But I heard that this book teaches lots of good things, so I read it every day and can now recite it from front to back.”
Xiao Daoshi shook his head, “No, that is not right! Those things are not good!”
The young man said with a straight face, “First listen to what it says, I will recite it for you.”
Xiao Daoshi jumped into his bed and wrapped himself in his blankets, “I won’t listen!”
The young man, “Hey.”
Xiao Daoshi, “…”
The young man chuckled, “Actually, I know that this book how you humans mate.
Xiao Daoshi thumped his head on the bed spread, “You, stop talking!”
The young man, “Okay, I won’t talk anymore. Let’s try it together.”
Xiao Daoshi immediately came out of the blankets.
The young man continued enthusiastically, “I heard that after mating, you can give me a baby sunflower?”
Xiao Daoshi covered his hears with two hands and shook his head, “I can’t give birth, cannot give birth!”
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Xiao Daoshi, after using some good expressions and shameful words, finally made the young man understand why they couldn’t have a child. The refined sunflower, looking like he was very wronged, hung his head and left to quietly sunbathe in the yard.
Xiao Daoshi thought about what he should do next, and decided to pick up the orchid that the refined sunflower had dug up from the pot and flung to the ground last night. He went around to the backyard to plant it back in the soil.
He had just dug out half of the depth needed when a soft cold voice came from behind him, “You actually dare.”
Xiao Daoshi patted his chest to calm down his heart, “You scared me again.”
The refined sunflower frowned, “You dare to plant other flowers when you have me?”
Xiao Daoshi suddenly felt as if he was a husband that was caught in bed with another woman by his wife, “I am only planting a flower, there is no other meaning to it…”
The refined sunflower said resolutely, “You are not allowed to plant it.”
Xiao Daoshi was wronged again, “I have been caring for it a long time, and I want to see it bloom.”
The refined sunflower said coldly, “When he blooms, that will be when your bottom will also bloom.” [T/N: bottom blooming means to be spanked]
Xiao Daoshi looked up at the refined sunflower, “What are you talking about!”
The refined sunflower poked at the leaves of the orchid, “This plant, he is also a monster. He is still young, yet to reach adulthood, so the demonic energy is weak. You cannot sense it.”
Xiao Daoshi hurriedly asks, “Then, what should I do?”
The refined sunflower thought about it carefully, “Getting rid of earthling monsters is not easy to do. Moreover, it is quite pitiful. I have another idea.”
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The next day, there was an orchid with the spirit of a gentleman growing in the bedroom of Xiao Daoshi’s older disciple brother.
Big Brother was talking to himself while taking of his clothes, “The weather is too hot today. It will be good for the body to take a shower.”
The noble orchid, “╰(*°▽°*)╯”
Big Brother paused his movements, “Hey, why do I feel like someone is watching me..”
The noble orchid, “(*/ω＼*)”
Big Brother took off the rest of his clothes, “No, it must be my imagination. I’m too tired these days.”
The noble orchid, “o(*////▽////*)o”
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The author has something to say:
The vice CP is just a placeholder for a cute name that will not be written…_(:з”∠)_
The names that come to mind sound too strange, so I won’t be naming him
