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Only Villains Do That (Web Novel)

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Year:

2022

Author:

Webbonomicon

Genre:

Fantasy

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Description:

While waiting on an Akihabara train platform one day, ordinary high schooler Yoshi Shinonome was suddenly plucked from his normal life in Japan and whisked away by a beautiful goddess to Ephemera, a world of magic and adventure, to serve as her Hero and drive back the evil Dark Lord.
This is not his story.
Standing nearby at the moment Yoshi was isekai'd was a man named Seiji - a rude, cranky, misanthropic musician who was not at all pleased to find himself also snatched up and transported to Ephemera by the goddess's wicked sister, Virya. According to this self-proclaimed Goddess of Evil, the whole fantasy adventure thing was a game she and her sister played to stave off the boredom of immortality, and since the good goddess, Sanora, had picked her Hero...well, Virya needed a Dark Lord.
A grown man with his own career and ambitions, Seiji has no interest in playing. Unfortunately for him, the call to adventure was not a request. Now, he must conquer Ephemera and defeat the Hero...or Virya promises to make him beg for the release of death before granting it. Playing along for his own survival, Seiji nonetheless is under no illusions who his true enemy is, and it's not the naive young would-be Hero from his own world.
Placed in an impossible position, Seiji must make enough progress toward world domination to keep his sadistic patron goddess off his back, but not so much that he can't strike an accord with the forces of Good and convince the Hero Yoshi that it's the goddesses who are their mutual enemy. Forced to embrace Evil without being too evil, Seiji walks the razor's edge, building his forces and biding his time till he can get revenge on the goddesses and be free of them, his only certainty that he will not be getting out of this with his hands clean.
A Dark Lord's gotta do what a Dark Lord's gotta do.
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Chapters

The chapterAddition Time
Chapter 4.47 In Which the Dark Lord Calls Upon the Goddess2023-10-03
Chapter 4.46 In Which the Dark Lord Sends Other People's Plans Awry2023-10-03
Chapter 4.45 In Which the Dark Lord's Plans Go Awry2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 16: In Which the Hero Picks the Wrong Place to Put His Foot Down2023-10-03
Chapter 4.44 In Which the Dark Lord Doesn't Get to Be the Center of Attention2023-10-03
Chapter 4.43 In Which the Dark Lord Doesn't Make the Rules2023-10-03
Chapter 4.42 In Which the Dark Lord Courts Death2023-10-03
Chapter 4.41 In Which the Dark Lord Comes Back with a Warrant2023-10-03
Chapter 4.40 In Which the Dark Lord Returns2023-10-03
Chapter 4.39 In Which the Dark Lord Reflects on the Eve of Battle2023-10-03
Chapter 4.38 In Which the Dark Lord Sets Up His Pieces2023-10-03
Chapter 4.37 In Which the Dark Lord Has Issues With the Women in His Life2023-10-03
Chapter 4.36 In Which the Dark Lord Weaves a Tangled Web2023-10-03
Chapter 4.35 In Which the Dark Lord Barks Up the Right Tree2023-10-03
Chapter 4.34 In Which the Dark Lord Hurts Some Feelings2023-10-03
Chapter 4.33 In Which the Dark Lord Keeps Up With the Aelthwyns2023-10-03
Chapter 4.32 In Which the Dark Lord Receives an Invitation2023-10-03
Chapter 4.31 In Which the Dark Lord Finds a Weak Spot2023-10-03
Chapter 4.30 In Which the Dark Lord Has Had Enough2023-10-03
Chapter 4.29 In Which the Dark Lord Deals in Absolutes2023-10-03
Chapter 4.28 In Which the Dark Lord Finds a Familiar Face2023-10-03
Chapter 4.27 In Which the Dark Lord Falls For It2023-10-03
Chapter 4.26 In Which the Dark Lord Terrorizes the Help2023-10-03
Chapter 4.25 In Which the Dark Lord Intrudes2023-10-03
Chapter 4.24 In Which the Dark Lord Has His Ups and Downs2023-10-03
Chapter 4.23 In Which the Dark Lord Sponsors a Team Building Activity2023-10-03
Chapter 4.22 In Which the Dark Lord's Expertise Comes in Handy2023-10-03
Chapter 4.21 In Which the Dark Lord Makes His Case2023-10-03
Chapter 4.20 In Which the Dark Lord Knows Who's Been Naughty or Nice2023-10-03
Chapter 4.19 In Which the Dark Lord Tells the Truth2023-10-03
Chapter 4.18 In Which the Dark Lord Gets His Way2023-10-03
Chapter 4.17 In Which the Dark Lord's Good Mood is Spoiled2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 15: In Which the Gears Begin to Turn2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 14: In Which the Captain Treads Lightly2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 13: In Which a Queen Wields a Blade2023-10-03
Chapter 4.16 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Told2023-10-03
Chapter 4.15 In Which the Dark Lord is Thwarted2023-10-03
Chapter 4.14 In Which the Dark Lord Feels a Chill Run Down His Spine2023-10-03
Chapter 4.13 In Which the Dark Lord Makes a House Call2023-10-03
Chapter 4.12 In Which the Dark Lord is Off to the Races2023-10-03
Chapter 4.11 In Which the Dark Lord Ruins a Party2023-10-03
Chapter 4.10 In Which the Dark Lord Catches Up2023-10-03
Chapter 4.9 In Which the Dark Lord Threads the Needle2023-10-03
Chapter 4.8 In Which the Dark Lord Gets a Handout2023-10-03
Chapter 4.7 In Which the Dark Lord Isn't Even the Most Dramatic Person in the Room2023-10-03
Chapter 4.6 In Which the Dark Lord Lays Down the Law, Again2023-10-03
Chapter 4.5 In Which the Dark Lord Throws Them a Bone2023-10-03
Chapter 4.4 In Which the Dark Lord Hosts2023-10-03
Chapter 4.3 In Which the Dark Lord Herds Cats2023-10-03
Chapter 4.2 In Which the Dark Lord Musters his Forces2023-10-03
Chapter 4.1 In Which the Dark Lord Actually Does RPG Stuff for a Change2023-10-03
Chapter 3.34 In Which the Dark Lord Plays Queenmaker2023-10-03
Chapter 3.33 In Which the Dark Lord Takes Over2023-10-03
Chapter 3.32 In Which the Dark Lord Yields2023-10-03
Chapter 3.31 In Which the Dark Lord Almost Wins2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 12 In Which the Party Greets the Guest of Honor2023-10-03
Chapter 3.30 In Which the Dark Lord Goes to Hell and Gets a Souvenir2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 11 In Which the Boss Leans In2023-10-03
Chapter 3.29 In Which the Dark Lord Unburdens Himself2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 10 In Which the Lads Unravel a Mystery2023-10-03
Chapter 3.28 In Which the Dark Lord Signs Up for Disaster2023-10-03
Chapter 3.27 In Which the Dark Lord Tries Diplomacy2023-10-03
Chapter 3.26 In Which the Dark Lord Receives a Delivery2023-10-03
Chapter 3.25 In Which the Dark Lord's Personnel Decisions Come Under Scrutiny2023-10-03
Chapter 3.24 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Schooled2023-10-03
Chapter 3.23 In Which the Dark Lord is Too Late2023-10-03
Chapter 3.22 In Which the Dark Lord Gets a Warm Welcome2023-10-03
Chapter 3.21 In Which the Dark Lord Confronts His Nemesis2023-10-03
Chapter 3.20 In Which the Dark Lord Rethinks His Position2023-10-03
Chapter 3.19 In Which the Dark Lord Lays it All Out2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 9: In Which the Scout Commences Counter Revolutionary Activities2023-10-03
Chapter 3.18 In Which the Dark Lord Comes to the Bridge and Blows It Up2023-10-03
Chapter 3.17 In Which the Dark Lord Will Cross that Bridge When He Comes to It2023-10-03
Chapter 3.16 In Which the Dark Lord Gets a Second Opinion2023-10-03
Chapter 3.15 In Which the Dark Lord Presses the Big Red Button2023-10-03
Chapter 3.14 In Which the Dark Lord Does the Right Thing, Sort Of2023-10-03
Chapter 3.13 In Which the Dark Lord Bends the Knee2023-10-03
Chapter 3.12 In Which the Dark Lord Gets No Respect2023-10-03
Chapter 3.11 In Which the Dark Lord Gets the Bad News2023-10-03
Chapter 3.10 In Which the Dark Lord Keeps the Peace2023-10-03
Chapter 3.9 In Which the Dark Lord Shakes on It2023-10-03
Chapter 3.8 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Taken For a Ride2023-10-03
Chapter 3.7 In Which the Dark Lord Cleans Up2023-10-03
Chapter 3.6 In Which the Dark Lord Makes the Call2023-10-03
Chapter 3.5 In Which the Dark Lord Helps2023-10-03
Chapter 3.4 In Which the Dark Lord Finds His Sparkle2023-10-03
Chapter 3.3 In Which the Dark Lord Has an Idea. An Awful Idea. The Dark Lord Has a Wonderful, Awful Idea2023-10-03
Chapter 3.2 In Which the Dark Lord Descends2023-10-03
Chapter 3.1 In Which the Dark Lord Steps in It2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 8 In Which Aster Has to Instigate the Talk2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 7: In Which the Chancellor Schemes2023-10-03
Chapter Bonus 6: In Which the Ranger Springs a Trap2023-10-03
Chapter oda: In Which the Call is Heard2023-10-03
Chapter 2.45 In Which the Dark Lord Wears the Pants in the Relationship2023-10-03
Chapter 2.44 In Which the Dark Lord Loses Patience2023-10-03
Chapter 2.43 In Which the Dark Lord Catches a Break2023-10-03
Chapter 2.42 In Which the Dark Lord Gives Peace a Chance2023-10-03
Chapter 2.41 In Which the Dark Lord Puts His Foot Down2023-10-03
Chapter 2.40 In Which the Dark Lord Destroys2023-10-03
Chapter 2.39 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Some Help2023-10-03
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