Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.8 In Which the Dark Lord Avoids at Least One Cliche

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.7 In Which the Dark Lord Has a Brilliant Idea

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.6 In Which the Dark Lord Outsmarts Himself and No One is Surprised

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.5 In Which the Dark Lord gets the Lay of the Land

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.4 In Which the Dark Lord Passes Judgment

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.3 In Which the Dark Lord Plays to a Captive Audience

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.2 In Which the Dark Lord Makes it Rain

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.1 In Which the Dark Lord Gazes Into the Abyss

Only Villains Do That

Chapter Bonus 5 In Which the Hero Falls

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.50 In Which the Dark Lord is Just Getting Started

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.49 In Which the Dark Lord Shows a Lady a Good Time

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.48 In Which the Dark Lord Takes a Leap of Faith

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.47 In Which the Dark Lord Breaks and Enters and Breaks

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.46 In Which the Dark Lord Lets the Hate Flow Through Him

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.45 In Which the Dark Lord Sends a Message

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.44 In Which the Dark Lord Needs a Nap

Only Villains Do That

Chapter Bonus 4 In Which the Emperor Speaks to the Dead

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.43 In Which the Dark Lord Takes Responsibility for Once

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.42 In Which the Dark Lord Hunts for More Bears to Poke

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.41 In Which the Dark Lord Pokes the Bear

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.40 In Which the Dark Lord Baits the Hook

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.39 In Which the Dark Lord has Breakfast at Dusk

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.38 In Which the Dark Lord Repaints a Barn

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.37 In Which the Dark Lord Brings Down the House

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.36 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Cornered

Only Villains Do That

Chapter Bonus 3 In Which the Broker Plays Both Ends Against the Middle

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.35 In Which the Dark Lord Stews in His Own Juices

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.34 In Which the Dark Lord Attempts to Civilize the Natives

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.33 In Which the Dark Lord Hangs Out with the Boys

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.32 In Which the Dark Lord Lights Up the Town

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.31 In Which the Dark Lord Passes the Time

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.30 In Which the Dark Lord Takes the Kids to the Park

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.29 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Played

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.28 In Which the Dark Lord Chews the Scenery

Only Villains Do That

Chapter Bonus 2 In Which the Hero's Harem Go to Bible Study

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.27 In Which the Dark Lord Almost Makes a Spectacle of Himself

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.26 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Hot and Steamy with Aster

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.25 In Which the Dark Lord Unilaterally Declares Naptime

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.24 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Cooking

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.23 In Which the Dark Lord Wheels and Deals