Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.24 In Which the Dark Lord Gets to Know the Neighbors

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.23 In Which the Dark Lord Does Not Bring Home the Bacon

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.22 In Which the Dark Lord Lays Down the Law

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.21 In Which the Dark Lord Has His Work Cut Out for Him

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.20 In Which the Dark Lord Confronts the Face of Evil

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.19 In Which the Dark Lord Spreads it Around

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.18 In Which the Dark Lord Seizes the Means of Abduction

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.17 In Which the Dark Lord Closes In

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.16 In Which the Dark Lord Suffers the Little Children

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.15 In Which the Dark Lord Realizes His Mistake

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.14 In Which the Dark Lord is the Lesser Evil

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.13 In Which the Dark Lord Learns About Unintended Consequences

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.12 In Which the Dark Lord Uses Someone's Tragic Backstory as a Sleep Aid

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.11 In Which the Dark Lord is Adopted by a Pack of Feral Noblewomen

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.10 In Which the Dark Lord Tries Something He Saw in a Movie Once

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.9 In Which the Dark Lord Almost Gets Away With It

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.8 In Which the Dark Lord Avoids at Least One Cliche

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.7 In Which the Dark Lord Has a Brilliant Idea

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.6 In Which the Dark Lord Outsmarts Himself and No One is Surprised

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.5 In Which the Dark Lord gets the Lay of the Land

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.4 In Which the Dark Lord Passes Judgment

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.3 In Which the Dark Lord Plays to a Captive Audience

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.2 In Which the Dark Lord Makes it Rain

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 2.1 In Which the Dark Lord Gazes Into the Abyss

Only Villains Do That

Chapter Bonus 5 In Which the Hero Falls

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.50 In Which the Dark Lord is Just Getting Started

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.49 In Which the Dark Lord Shows a Lady a Good Time

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.48 In Which the Dark Lord Takes a Leap of Faith

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.47 In Which the Dark Lord Breaks and Enters and Breaks

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.46 In Which the Dark Lord Lets the Hate Flow Through Him

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.45 In Which the Dark Lord Sends a Message

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.44 In Which the Dark Lord Needs a Nap

Only Villains Do That

Chapter Bonus 4 In Which the Emperor Speaks to the Dead

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.43 In Which the Dark Lord Takes Responsibility for Once

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.42 In Which the Dark Lord Hunts for More Bears to Poke

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.41 In Which the Dark Lord Pokes the Bear

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.40 In Which the Dark Lord Baits the Hook

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.39 In Which the Dark Lord has Breakfast at Dusk

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.38 In Which the Dark Lord Repaints a Barn

Only Villains Do That

Chapter 1.37 In Which the Dark Lord Brings Down the House